Bond Girl and Clash of the Titans actress Gemma Arterton does what any actress who believes in her craft and gets naked Unfortunately, it’s in a scene (from The Disappearance of Alice Creed) that has her character being kidnapped, tied-up and gagged which is fine if all parties are consensual adults but in this case, not so much. However, remember kiddies, it’s just for pretend. Don’t let the fake bad stuff ruin this rare opportunity to see Gemma Arterton naked. Although, based on her track record, for every 2 blockbusters, Gemma will do a low budget-film and get naked which would make her one of the smartest actresses ever.

I’m not one to be easily persuaded by trite things like naked tits, rock n’ roll and cartoon violence and gore but this (apparent leaked) trailer for Piranha 3D with all those things combined in a span of a minute made me quietly say to myself, “Cool.” Mind you, anything with AC/DC playing in the background will trigger my saliva glands like Pavlov’s dog. Whereas the fact that we get to see Kelly Brook naked promises that the mindless entertainment isn’t carried only by frenzied fish based violence. Bottom line, turn off your brain and enjoy. (Then why not also look at these classic candid topless shots of Kelly from a few years back?)

Much like every new project in Hollywood, Italian calendar makers have decided to reboot something from the 80s. Instead of rebooting some terrible TV show into a vapid motion picture, they decided to re-shoot well known pinup images from that aesthetically-challenged decade using Italian models Sarah Nile, Lisandra Rodriguez, Flo Marincea and Francesca Cipriani. I actually like the idea of taking current models and recreating classic images much like SI did a few years back where Marisa Miller re-did classic SI covers, but I don’t think in this particular case did they pull it off as well. I think it would have been a stronger calendar had they stuck closer to the actual images they were recreating (but with more nudity like they did do) and only used Sarah Nile for the whole calendar. I just don’t get why these calendar makers don’t hire me.

If you like the British and like them blond and happen to not mind a healthy bosom, then you might fancy former Big Brother UK contestant Sophie Reade. If that doesn’t sound to your liking, then move along. These are not the boobs you are looking for.

This montage video of Christine Ricci in “After Life” starts with what looks like a Mac (Justin Long) trying to make love to a corpse (an uninterested girlfriend) and then it turns out she actually ends up being a corpse, a naked talking corpse who has conversations with Qui-Gon Jinn (Darkman.) Then at the end, she learns you shouldn’t act like a zombie when someone is trying to make love to you because one day you might actually be a naked zombie with no one wanting to have sex with you. Besides saying “you get to see Christina Ricci’s boobies” the first part of this paragraph pretty much sums up this entire movie.

A British supermodel turned blockbuster movie eye candy (Rosie Huntington-Whitely in this shoot), a porn star turned mainstream-ish model (Brigitta Bulgari in 2006 Calendar) and a heaping handful of British pinups turned fake football players (Rosie Jones and Co. for this shoot) are all involved in the following behind the scenes videos (and video captures for preview purposes) which were probably shot by professional cameramen turned giddy little school boys.

A sign of a progressive country is when it’s soap operas actually show a little boobie and bum bum once in while. As is the case with Chile. A country so progressive they have a TV show whose writers manage to steer a script towards getting the normally very coy Jessica Cirio naked. Actually, this calculated move might be the antithesis to progressive. However, seeing Jessica actually get nude on TV seems a bit more progressive than her other gigs stripping down to near nothing while grinding on a stripper’s pole. Either way, no judgments here.

Jimmy Fallon is starting to grow on me and with his latest interview with the stunning Salma Hayek, he's showing how he's already mastered a key talk show host skill with that being the ability to not gawk at a guest's heaving bosom. It's bad enough to have to pretend to be interested in what a lot of these guests are saying but to go nine minutes without sneaking a peak at the spectacular Salma Hayek cleavage shows a certain special kind of skill. Letterman and Conan sometimes will be quite obvious that they've stolen a look but manage to be charming and self deprecating about it. Whereas Leno, well, he manages to be such an unfunny and creepy guy in the presence of breasts, he really should have his talk show host license revoked. This time permanently. Until that lovely day comes, here is the lovely cleavage of Salma Hayek and a tribute to the visually distracting celebrity cleavage phenomenon.

Ok, I realize calling soccer gay, especially right now, is completely blasphemous. However, I actually am very respectful of the gays, including soccer. I don’t necessarily enjoy playing or watching the game but I totally understand that someone else may. I can’t choose to love soccer and soccer fans can’t choose not to love it. Everyone is born to love different ways and if you were born loving the gay game of soccer, all the power to you. However, I do get confused when all these different soccer loving countries bring out their famous babes to promote the World Cup. It sometimes makes me want to change teams. Featuring England’s fittest fan Alice Goodwin, Argentina’s Andrea Rincon, Australia’s Bonnie Edwards, Dominique LeToullec and Kat Cross, SI 2010’s Genevieve Morton, Slovakia’s Kyla Cole, Argentina’s Mariana Diarco, Hungary’s Szilvi Sonyak and Vivian Campos of Costa Rica.

England has some of the World's best homegrown models to drape their red and white flag around to support their country's football club for the 2010 World Cup but even the curvy curves of Rosie Jones and Alice Goodwin can't get me hard for football. I apologize for my lack of a semi for soccer. Anyway...