Along with the behind the scenes video of 2012’s Miss Bumbum Brazil Rosana Ferreira, we have stills from other backstage footage of photo shoots featuring Edelweiss, Jessica White, Jimena Fucks, Luciana Salazar, Nena Ristic, Sara Balint, Yolanda Jimenez, Yvette Lopez.
Pictures of LeAnne Rimes in a bikini while on vacation in Hawaii keep showing up on the internet for what seems everyday over a course of week. What’s strange is her bikinis keep getting smaller and her sightlines get better for the paparazzi to get better shots. It’s as if LeAnne knows her bum is being looked at by a bunch of worldwide bumlookers and doesn’t actually mind. Is this really what pop singers do when they can’t write a hit single? And why am I complaining?
Adrianne Curry went from winning the first cycle of America’s Next Top Model to marrying a Brady to posing naked for 300 Thousand people to pay attention to her. (There were some other reality TV shows and Bunny Mag appearances in between those events as well.) She promised to go topless on Twitter if she reached 300K followers and that happened yesterday. This is the photo she posted. It’s not actually new. You can see it’s a pre-boob job Adrianne which is actually a rare scene because she got them “done” before she posed naked for Hef. So it’s kind of special I suppose if you’re like us and prefer natural breasts and if you have absolutely nothing else happening in your life.
Anyone who knows anything knows that nude bodypainting is an nuanced artistic expression shared between the painter and the model where they form a soulful bond due to the long hours spent together creating their final masterpiece which is intended to bring people together to have both an inner and outer dialogue in order to come to a deep understanding of how the masterful painting really shows off the model’s amazing tits and ass. Together with Sobe, Yvonne Strahovski failed this accomplishment. The paint is supposed to be what keeps your “integrity” from showing. Placing a hand, a leaf, or a bottle of flavored water in front of your “integrities” is redundant and so not artistic or jerk-offable. Ashley Greene did it and did it better because her integrity was in full view because she knows art. Art, God dammit.
Lacey Banghard is a pinup/glamour model despite her pornstar sounding name. She doesn’t beg her fans for attention in order to go topless. She simply takes money from someone with a camera and bang, the clothes come off. That’s what the professionals do. Anyway. Enough words because there seems to be more words than pictures today and if you wanted that, you’d go read a text book. Sorry.
Brazilian model, actress, TV personally Luana Piovani is easily the least extreme shade of orange with non-exaggerated curves compared to fellow compatriots Irma Aguiar, Juju Vargas, and Rosana Ferreira which is a refreshing look nowadays in this South American country where spray tans and plastic surgery has run amuck.
Over the holiday break TV host person and overall very attractive person Maria Menounos ate up the attention for baring her body in a bikini in Miami, as did the usual suspects Aida Yespica, Claudia Galanti, and Nena Ristic, while more rarely seen Andrea Corr, Elle MacPherson, and Jessica Alba also wore the vacation uniform known as the bikini and Rihanna once again was in the Barbados and Stephanie Seymour still sports a great beach bum even when not technically on the beach.