This Czech born model made famous in Italy produced one the best looking calendars in 2005 due greatly for Alena’s own good lookingness. The photographers probably had a hand at it too as seen in this behind the scenes video.
Adriana Volpe’s 2004 calendar certainly had an Italian feel to it in each of its 12 month’s worth of photos. People would hang it on the wall and the entire room would smell like olive oil and tomato sauce.
Italian showgirl slash reality TV star Melita Toniolo in the making of her 2008 calendar in which each month people could see Melita’s talent for posing naked and stuff. Yes, “and stuff” is what I just said.
Put a sexy naked woman with curves in a fancy European building adorned with sexy curves and you have something worthwhile to gaze at while you keep track of the months. 2007 was the year that Nora Amile was that naked sexy woman.
The collection of Paz de la Huerta’s nude scenes from season one of Boardwalk Empire which I plan on finally watching over the holidays. (I realize that no one gives a crap about this personal information.)
It would appear from this clip from 1999’s Singapore Sling that Gene Simmons isn’t the only one in their relationship to be suspected of cheating during their 20 plus year relationship. This sex scene shows that Shannon Tweed was in fact “doing it” for real with her co-star.
We in the know saw Elisabetta Canalis in her great 2003 Calendar way before she become more famous for dating George Clooney. Yes, what I’m saying is that I’m hip and better than you. So for all you Elisabetta newbies, here she is in a video from the making of her 2003 calendar alongside the pics from the wallhanger itself.
The many shades and many shapes of the famous-ish females of South America represented by Bruna Ferro, Camila Velazco, Carola Kirkby, Catherine Fulop, Delfina Gerez-Bosco, Emanuela DePaula, Florencia Tesouro, Gabriela Mandato, GinaLisa Lohfink, Holly Weber, Ivana Brodowsky, Jazmin DeGrazia, Karina Ursino, Layla , Lourdes Sanchez, Mariana Diarco, Maria Susini, Nadia Epstein, Nicole Bahls, Pamela David, Paula Chavez, Rocio Guirao-Diaz, Silvina Escudero, Silvina Luna, Sofia Zamolo, Unknown , Valeria DeGenaro, Various , Victoria Vanucci, Violeta LoRe, Virginia Dobrich, Virginia Gallardo and Ximena Capristo.
One of Deutschland’s most famous Heidi Klum, along with more famous in the country itself Collien Fernandes, the lesser known German ladies Daniela Rosch, Ina Neidal and Juliane Ziegler, plus one-named German wonders Kaja , Kristina and Nathalie.
Along with the striking Zita Gorog of Hungary, we have a classic shoot redone of Italy’s Alessia Merz, Britain’s Danica Thrall, Romania’s Mihaela Joita, Poland’s Monika Pietrasinska and Hungary’s Sylvi Bodi.
Le former adult actress Clara Morgane de 2011 Calendar tres sexy but ou est le porno? No more porno for Clara due to her mainstream television gig but she keeps the sexiness for your walls as displayed in her calendar where she also shows her generosity by having multiple photos per month. So now that 2011 is just around the corner, can we now stop bitching about the French?
Michea Crawford displays her ability to pose in multiple poses while wearing a sheer swimsuit begging the question: why wear the swimsuit? The rest of the models in various stages of arty undress here are also and often the subjects of odd fashion photography that leaves us scratching our heads but we turn our heads to look nonetheless. Models include Alina Boyko, Alina Vacariu, Brandi Quinones, Candice Swanepoel, Dana Patrick, Edita Vilkeviciute, Emily DiDonato, Eniko Mihalik, Erin Heatherton, Ines Pujol, Julia Stegner, Kate Moss, Kjell Bracke, Masha Novoselova, Nicole Trunfio, Olesya Senchenko, Renata Kuerten and Sophie Vlaming.
Actress Chloe Sevigny is not one I would immediately classify as “pretty” but there’s something oddly attractive about her that many have already noticed. Here she is topless in a fashion model styled photo shoot to headline the rest of the pretty girls in pretty pictures found in various stages of arty undress.
So Christina Aguilera likes to wear completely sheer t-shirts while hanging out in her ginormous closest - which is still too small to fit all the closeted Republican politicians in America (Zing!) - and she also likes to copy a less talented but stranger pop singer by wearing weird shit for her music videos. There really is no point to anything I just said, so just look at the pictures.
All time beauty Monica Bellucci of Italy, Romania’s Andreea Popescu, Eastern Europe’s Aneta Stokowska, Italian Debora Salvalaggio, Brazilian Girls of Funk Sex (whatever that is), Marjolaine of France, Poland’s Ola Wydrych and Mexico’s Yolanda Lell.
Along with a video of Jennifer Connelly deleted nude scene from 2000's "Waking the Dead" we have the following actresses nude in film and television... Alexandra Pirici, Amanda Ooms, Amy Smart, Anahi DeCardenas, Angelina Jolie, Arta Dobroshi, Ashley Giancola, Bai Ling, Beau Garrett, Brooke Peaches, Candy Samples, Carmen Perez, Charlayne DeVillier, Crystal Lowe, Elsa Pataky, Emmanuelle Seigner, Erika Stone, Gillian Anderson, Hanna Hall, Helena Mattsson, Holliday Grainger, Jessica Boehrs, Jessica Pare, Julie Delpy, Julie McNiven, Julie Ordon, Kristy Swanson, Laura Chiatti, Laura Harris, Leonor Watling, Lisa Glaser, Liz Gallardo, Lydia Wilson, Marie Trintignant, Michelle Williams, Milla Jovovich, Mirelle Rodrigues, Misty Mundae, Molly Schade, Nina Hoss, Paulina Nemcova, Rosanna Arquette, Sharon Hinnendael, Sita Young and Stefania Casini.
You would think a porn star would get tired of seeing herself naked. You might even think that rest of us would be tired of seeing her naked too. It turns out Tori Black and the rest of us are not tired of it. Even though Google gives us all the power to see every inch inside and out of Tori, just seeing her toying with us and her camera phone is almost more appealing... for about 5 minutes. Ok, off to Google I go...
In some important news, Carla Ossa, Catrinel Menghia, Daniela Gervasi, Emanuela DePaula and Rhian Sugden are quite good looking. It’s hard to get 5 people of any sex together at once and deem them all members of the 2 percent of the population that is truly a blessing on the eyes. These 5 ladies are. They’re even naked. Leaving your eyes in your debt for you letting them look at them. (Yeah, that was a weird but true sentence.)
Last week, we saw the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and now we can see how they made it. As these videos shows, the people of Pirelli made this year’s calendar by getting a bunch of famous and semi-famous fashion naked in a studio and got some old eccentric artist dude to photograph them. That pretty much sums up the magic that took place but the snippets of the models being interviewed makes it sound like more was involved in making the calendar, but really, there wasn’t. I could’ve made a calendar as good as this one in my garage. Then why didn’t I you ask? Well, I didn’t feel like it. (Update: The second video represented by the fine image of Lara Stone is the properly edited version in case you're into videos with coherent timelines and such.)
Like every single hot chick under the age of 25, Riley Steele has a camera phone and like about 95% of hot chicks with camera phones, she takes pictures of herself naked and of those hot chicks that take photos of themselves, 95% of them have done porn. Just like Riley. The youth today, they’re going places.
Arina Sinaeva of The Ukraine, Argentina’s Cinthia Fernandez, the apparent return of Brit Danielle Lloyd who is as coy as ever, Italy’s Ivana Mrazova and lastly but firstly in our hearts, British pinup Natalie Blair.
The full preview of the 2011 Pirelli Calendar shot by Karl Lagerfeld has hit the internets and it features straight forward black and white studio shots everyone without a stick up their ass could feel proud to hang in the living room. The models are Abbey-Lee Kershaw, Anja Rubik, Bianca Balti, Daria Werbowy, Elisa Sednaoui, Erin Wasson, Freja Beha-Erichsen, Heidi Mount, Iris Strubegger, a rare topless shot of Isabeli Fontana, Jeneil Williams, Julianne Moore, Lara Stone, Magdalena Frackowiak, Natasha Poly and some dudes that any dude wouldn’t mind looking like.
Along with supermodel Eniko Mihalik displaying her amazing talent to toplessness really, really well, we have other models from the fashion world including upgraded scans of Daria Werbowy’s sexy 2011 Calendar because it’s worth the second and clearer look. The other models are Gisele Bundchen in a slightly sheer top, a pregnant Miranda Kerr, Ashley Smith, Elisa Sednaoui, Erin Wasson, , Jlynn N, Kate Moss, Magdalena Frackowiak, Patricia Schmid, Reka Ebergenyi, some unknowns and a new model we currently only know as Valerie.
Along with Tron Legacy’s Olivia Wilde baring her bum, this week’s view of the rears belonging to famous and semi-famous is as follows... Adabel Guerrero, Aida Yespica, Alessandra Telles, Anahi Gonzales, Analia Maiorana, Andrea Estevez, Barbara Attias, Cameron Diaz, Candice Swanepoel, Catrinel Menghia, Cecilia Oviedo, Delfina Gerez-Bosco, Evangelina Anderson, Evangelina Carrozzo, Fernanda Cardoso, Fernanda Passos, GemmaLee Farrell, Julieta Grajales, Katerina Stikoudi, Kit Ruprecht, Laura Dore, Magdalena Frackowiak, Maria Rito, Melissa Debling, Natalia, , Priscila Crivocapich, Tamara Carauni, Veronica III, Ximena Capristo, Zaira Nara.
Brazil, where round bottoms and sexy tan lines take precedent over silicone poisoning and melanoma. Fernanda Passos headlines this collection of fellow bronzed, buxom and big bottomed Brazilians which includes Dana and Nadia , Danielle Souza, Deborah Secco, Erica Barbie, Erica Fernandez, Fernanda Lemos, Joana Machado, Mayra DiasGomes, Priscila Fantin, Samara Leite, Sheila Mell and Tathy Rio.
This coming year’s famed Pirelli Calendar was shot by famed fashion designer turned photographer Karl Lagerfeld. You may have heard of him. He played it a bit safer than Terry Richardson who last year had the models rolling around in mud and frolicking in the Ocean. Instead and probably because Karl looks like he might disintegrate if exposed to UV rays, he kept the models in studio this time. His mythology theme will see a crop of supermodels (including a few who have penises) portraying various ancient Goddesses and Gods in the natural God-state of naked. Here we see Canadian Daria Werbowy, American Erin Wasson, Iralian Elisa Sednaoui and Austrian Iris Strubegger in some preview shots while the entire calendar of 36 black and white photos will include Italian models Bianca Balti; Danish model Freja Beha Erichsen; Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana; Polish models Magdalena Frackowiak and Anja Rubik; Australian model Abbey Lee Kershaw; Indian model Lakshmi Menon; American model Heidi Mount; Russian model Natasha Poly; Dutch model Lara Stone; and Jamaican model Jeneil Williams.
Gisele Bundchen definitely seems to be one of the smarter supermodels out there based on her success to become her own business. However, for a model who tends to be on the shy side, you’d think that her smarts combined with her coyness would have equipped her with the knowledge that when you’re changing clothes in a vehicle while paparazzi are lurking all about that closing the door might be a good idea. So now the internet has topless and bottomless pictures of supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Shucks darnit.