While George Clooney’s lady friend Elisabetta Canalis drives a boat while baring her very beach worthy bum, we find Nicole “Coco” Austin sporting a bum the size of a beach and only covered with little less than a bit of dental floss. We then go to the other end of classiness and find Kelly Brook on vaycay in the Barbados in a number of different bikinis and swimwear prepping her tan for her upcoming PB spread. Other bikini covered celebs include Melissa Satta, Federica Nargi, Michelle Hunziker, and Penelope Cruz. Then we have some Oops moments including Jennifer Lopez showing entire side boob, Harry Potter’s Emma Watson showing a hint of nip, buxom football fan from Paraguay Larissa Riquelme falling out of her top (and yes, we have nudes of her here and here), then there’s Jennifer Garner’s plumber’s crack, Traci Bingham in a sheer dress, a braless Rosario Dawson, and then there’s Russian Beach Volleyball duo Evgenia Ukolova & Maria Bratkova with some of the most apparent cameltoes since Ishtar. Finished off with a brief Maria Sharapova ass cheek flash and for the hell of it, some Lara Logan cleavage for you to stare at for 60 minutes.
Brazil’s Andrea Monteiro, Czech born model Kamila Hermanova, British pinups having a bit o tennis Madison Welch & Melissa Debling, Spanish actress Maria Jose Suarez and adult film superstar Tera Patrick.
The lady actors baring their bods for stronger story telling in film and television are Alanna Ubach, Alice Eve, Anna Gorynsztejn, Bai Ling, Catalina Denis, CC Sheffield, Claire Keim, Claudia Martini, Cristina Brondo, Darlene Escobar, Elizabeth Pena, Emmanuelle Escourrou, Faustine Tourman, Francesca VanThielen, Gabrielle Richens, Irina Potapenko, Isabella Orsini, Jessica Pare, Julianne Moore, Juliette Lewis, Kathryn Hahn, Kelly LeBrock, Krista Ayne, Lea Seydoux, Lisa Joyce, Lola Naymark, Louisa Krause, Marie-Laetitia Bettencourt, Marieh Delfino, Martina Stella, Maruschka Detmers, Melanie Griffith, Melanie Leray, Michelle Forbes, Mouni Farro, Naoko Mori, Natasha Alam, Nicoll Dawson, Ornella Muti, Rachel Bilson, Saffron Burrows, Shannon Lepard, Sylvianne Chebance, Victoria Abril and Zita Vass.
The ladies of Eastern Europe who are all probably too young to have lived during the Cold War but who are here now reaping the rewards of living in more democratic and capitalistic times by posing naked for cash. Freedom can be naughty. Featuring Agnieszka Duczynska, Alexandra Rebenok, Alisa Shamai, Alma Pirner, Anastasia Makeeva, Aneta Borzych, AnnaMaria Schneider, Daria Hramtsova, Diana, Dora Meszaros, Emma Quinlan, Erika Tamaska, Evgenia Neronskaya, Girls RussianDolls, Irina Olhovskaya, Judit Nero, Juliana, Lena, Linda Zimany, Ludmila Privivkova, Malgorzata Kosik, Marta Gut, Marta Wisniewska, Natalia Siwiec, Olga (Reader of XXL), Olga Kobozina, Olga Raduga, Olivia Rabanal, Svetlana Samoilova, Tialda van Slogteren, Zsofia Kovacs and an unknown Russian model splashed with milk.
Last week, we saw this great but implied nude shoot featuring Isabeli Fontana but wait, there’s more! She actually let her arms down for some shots and we get to see Isabeli Fontana in a true topless pose. As for the other supermodels in this visual study, they are generally less shy and show most of their stuff for, you know, art. Featuring Aleksandra Orbeck, Alice Rausch, Ali Lagarde, Anja Rubik, Bimba Bose, Cintia Dicker, Clara Alonso, Clara Lago, Clara , Cristina Tosio, Crystal Renn, Daisy Lowe, Dree Hemingway, Erin Fee, Freja Beha-Erichsen, Georgia , Isabeli Fontana, Jun , Kate Moss, Luana Teifke, Lydia Hearst, Mackenzie Hamilton, Malene Knudsen, Marina Perez, Mia FloresPiran, Mona Johannesson, Natalia K, Nicole Trunfio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sheila Marquez, Valeria Dmitrienko, Vanessa Milde and Wanessa Milhomem.
So this happened: Katy Perry wore nothing but a hand bra for the cover of the upcoming cover of Esquire, and it’s probably for the best. Because, you know, Jesus would have wanted it that way. I mean, he may be the son of God, but he’s not dead for Christ’s sake. Wait...
Jimmy Fallon is starting to grow on me and with his latest interview with the stunning Salma Hayek, he's showing how he's already mastered a key talk show host skill with that being the ability to not gawk at a guest's heaving bosom. It's bad enough to have to pretend to be interested in what a lot of these guests are saying but to go nine minutes without sneaking a peak at the spectacular Salma Hayek cleavage shows a certain special kind of skill. Letterman and Conan sometimes will be quite obvious that they've stolen a look but manage to be charming and self deprecating about it. Whereas Leno, well, he manages to be such an unfunny and creepy guy in the presence of breasts, he really should have his talk show host license revoked. This time permanently. Until that lovely day comes, here is the lovely cleavage of Salma Hayek and a tribute to the visually distracting celebrity cleavage phenomenon.
Brunette beauty Isabeli Fontana continues to show off her great looks while leaving a bit too much to the imagination. Whereas the rest of the supermodels in this variety pack do show more skin than Isabeli except for the amazingly attractive Adriana Lima who makes the cover of V next month where the magazine’s logo is utilized in the most frustrating of ways possible but cleverly sexy nonetheless. Others include Alexandra Tomlinson, Ariadne Artiles, Cheryl Tiegs, Cicely Telman, Cristina Tosio, Daria Werbowy, Elsa Hosk, Eniko Mihalik, Eva Herzigova, Gemma Ward, Heidi Mount, Helena Christensen, Katia S, Lara Stone, Margaryta Senchylo, Maryna Linchuk, Olga Sherer, Rachel Alexander, Rachel Chandler, Reka Ebergenyi and some worthy unknowns.
Ok, I realize calling soccer gay, especially right now, is completely blasphemous. However, I actually am very respectful of the gays, including soccer. I don’t necessarily enjoy playing or watching the game but I totally understand that someone else may. I can’t choose to love soccer and soccer fans can’t choose not to love it. Everyone is born to love different ways and if you were born loving the gay game of soccer, all the power to you. However, I do get confused when all these different soccer loving countries bring out their famous babes to promote the World Cup. It sometimes makes me want to change teams. Featuring England’s fittest fan Alice Goodwin, Argentina’s Andrea Rincon, Australia’s Bonnie Edwards, Dominique LeToullec and Kat Cross, SI 2010’s Genevieve Morton, Slovakia’s Kyla Cole, Argentina’s Mariana Diarco, Hungary’s Szilvi Sonyak and Vivian Campos of Costa Rica.
For the Love of lady parts, why would they so pathetically pixelate the Fleur-de-Vs of supermodels Amber Valletta, Daria Werbowy, Jeneil Williams, Kate Moss, Kristen McMenamy, Lara Stone, Naomi Campbell and Natalia Vodianova? These new photos from a previously seen and intensely fine series from Love magazine on first glance appear artfully full frontal but on second look (which one generally has when looking at a naked supermodel) you can see the slight pixelation of their pubic area. Actually, the pubes are completely ignored by the censors, it’s what’s under the hair that we dare not see which even without the pixels would probably be barely visible anyway. So why are we censoring virtually nothing when we can clearly see most everything anyway? The answer is actually the same answer to most of the problems we have in the World: humans are stupid. Not a particularly articulate answer but not untrue either.
Beverly Hills 90210 2.0 star Anna Lynne McCord changes her bikini top with full awareness of the lurking paparazzi, Adam Sandler wisely casts Brooklyn Decker to wear a bikini for most of his movie, Australian actress Claudia Karvan has an Oops moment as does French actress Ingrid Chauvin, then Kristin Cavallari shows up at what is now the horrid Muchmusic Video Awards sporting a hint of nipple, another shot of Laetitia Casta in that ridiculously sheer dress, some very old (pre 1997) paparazzi shots of Monica Bellucci topless but these particular ones are upgrades, then there’s Norway’s reality star slash Bollywood actress Negar Khan frolicking in the waves in nothing but bikini bottoms and lastly, the lovely Rihanna in probably the least lovely of Oops moments, the ole lip slip.
The second half of this great nude editorial by photographer Patrick Demarchelier is out now featuring the oddball supermodel Lara Stone. I say oddball because she’s unlike most of her fashion model cohorts in that she posses a very generous bossom not usually found in the stick thin world of fashion modeling. So yay for that and yay for the other model in this shoot Daria Werbowy who’s also not afraid to look good naked for the nude art loving public. (Plus some upgraded scans of other great Lara Stone nudes.)
This somewhat blurry photo of Glee star Leah Michelle having her shirt torn off and her breast caressed in what appears to be a stage play of some sort may make her fans happy, but of course, most Glee fans don’t care for women’s breasts. So this first nude appearance of Leah may be no big whoop for most who actually know who she is.
It would appear that while Katy Perry thinks “using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke” she doesn’t seem to think flashing her vagina on stage “accidentally” is cheap or blasphemous. I’m pretty sure wearing a latex skirt that makes your boobs pop which is so short that it allows you to play peek-a-boo with your va-jay-jay all while on stage singing songs about kissing girls is not the classic sense of the term, a Christian activity. It’s just good harmless fun.
While Katy Perry uses Twitter to advertise her contradictory stance on blasphemy, Adrianne Curry and Nicole “Coco” Austin fully commit with no shame to the idea that Tweeting your God given ass of awesomeness is the true path to glory. Meanwhile, these other ladies also put their faith to the fanny in hopes of being chosen for greater things. (I have no idea what that means.) Featuring Agnes Dobo, Agustina Dazza, Alessia Andrade, Allegra Curtis, Andrea Ghidone, Anya Gonzalez, Belen Francese, Catrinel Menghia, Colleen Yu, Daria Hramtsova, Delfina Gerez-Bosco, Denise Milani, Ekaterina Stolyarova, Emina Cunmula, Fernanda Fernandez, Florencia Tesouro, Gemma Atkinson, Iris Strubegger, Jenna Pietersen, Jennifer Kalo, Karolina Kabakuala, Laura Strass, Lena Meyer, Lola Ponce, Nikki Sanderson, Pamela David, Pasqualina Sanna, Rocio Guirao-Diaz, Sesil Karatantcheva, Suelyn Medeiros, Tatyana Basova, Tina Wallmann, Trish Stratus and Valentina Zelyaeva.
This great collection of Greek celeb ladies (which we have yet to properly ID due to our inability to read Greek) came out before all hell broke loose in Greece’s economy. So for all we know, all these beautiful women may be homeless now. So if you’re one of these out of work models needing employment in, say, Canada to personally aid the daily activities of a webmaster with a heart of gold, please feel free to email your resume via our contact form. We look forward to working with you.
A collection of girls from around the World who are famous for various reasons in their respective countries such as being the eye candy on TV shows or for just being eye candy in general. We have 25 French models vying for some sort of famousness, a great set of photos by Ellen Von Unwerth featuring the girls of Crazy Horse, Belgian models Katia and Sylvia, the Filipino girls of Mocha, Julie and Sandra of MTV France and finishing with a gaggle of Russian gals.
In one of the most stunning moments in recent sports history, a team representing a nation wearing it’s country’s flag colours upset the opposing team from another country who wore uniforms with its own flag colours by getting at least one more point during the predetermined amount of time permitted to play the entire match. This will be a game few will forget. Meanwhile, here are some naked ladies who represent countries who all participate in the current international sport tournament of football: Brazil’s Cinara Dalva, Argentina’s Claudia Ciardone, Estefania Bacca, Luciana Salazar (upgrades) and Maria Telpuk, England’s Holly Peers, Jessica Jane Clement, Kelly Andrews, Lindsey Strutt and Rhian Sugden, Spain’s Kira Miro, Mexico’s super coy Maria de la Fuente and Germany’s Uschi Obermaier.
True Blood is back as are the well written titty scenes. So along with those, here are other scenes from other TV shows and or movies that may or may not be written well and may or may not involve titty but most likely do.
England has some of the World's best homegrown models to drape their red and white flag around to support their country's football club for the 2010 World Cup but even the curvy curves of Rosie Jones and Alice Goodwin can't get me hard for football. I apologize for my lack of a semi for soccer. Anyway...
Italy’s Alba Parietti getting some sun, Cameron Diaz sporting a blue bikini, Chelsea Handler using her boobs as hilarious props, Italy’s Debora Salvalaggio in a thong, actress Elizabeth Reaser in an Oops moment on the red carpet, British TV hostess Jane Goldman with some ridiculous cleavage, Judy Landers popping out in the 80s movie Armed & Dangerous (the same thing happened to John Candy but you’ll have to wait for the Director’s cut for that), the latest Kim Kardashian bikini candids that could make anyone addicted to crack, Lady GaGa nipslipping in her Alejandro video, Marika Fruscio popping out of her top on Greek TV, Natacha Amal also popping right out of her dress, Sophie Reade in a bikini that is holding on for dear life and lady for hire Victoria Silvstedt attending to an itch.
Seeing Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless or even completely nude has been a common occurrence for our regular viewers here at BoB but now that Rosie is the eye candy replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3, the mainstream media has taken more interest in this Victoria’s Secret and Pirelli 2010 supermodel. However, they will report every mundane appearance she makes like crossing the street while here at BoB will try to keep you informed of only the important Rosie Huntington-Whitely news which is when she gets naked. Meanwhile, this supermodel collection also includes two nuder appearances by Tiah Eckardt and Elena Melnik which would garner more attention if they were both cast in a douchebag directed summer blockbuster too.
To further celebrate today’s start of the 2010 World Cup (of which I could care less about but I’ll find any excuse to combine something topical with pictures of naked women) we have another kind of cup, or cuppage, if you will. It’s a widely used pose for ladies in photos to either be modest or to actually do the exact opposite by bringing attention to their God given gifts of goodness by presenting them in their cupped hands. Sometimes it’s called a hand bra and in the case that a gentleman is lending the hand: the hand bro or handsiere if you like. Either way, take a gander at these celebrity hand held devices...
The World likes their babes. The World likes themselves some balls. So as the World plays with their balls to find out which country is best at it, we take a look the World’s babes who are indulging the babe and ball fans by getting naked around some balls. This all happening while I indulge myself by saying balls in inappropriate amounts. The ballsy babes include Andrea Estevez, Barbara Franco, Belen Gimenez, Belen Lavallen, Sabrina Ravelli, Vanesa Carbone along with Carla Garcia, Larissa Gomes, Marcia Cavalcante, Michelle Poligamia and Veronica Vasconcelos who are in fact playing beach soccer and NOT beach volleyball as foolishly reported earlier.
Along with collages of various TV stars stripping down to nothing or nearly nothing we have British TV star Jessica Jane Clement of The Real Hustle in videos from her past where she herself strips. Stripping, of course, in the blandest sense. It’s hard to believe a lady as cute as Jessica stripping could be boring but these videos almost feel like you’re hiding somewhere watching your step-sister taking off her top in the backyard while she applies sun lotion to her bare breasts. You know how boring that whole trite situation can be. If I had a dime...
Besides helping document Iran’s election protests last year and the witty tweets by comedians like Alec Sulkin and Kelly Oxford, Adrianne Curry taking nude photos of herself may be the only thing that actually makes Twitter useful, perhaps, even important. These nude silhouette photos that she got her doesn’t-know-what-he-has-husband to take of her in Costa Rica the other day is probably the only personal daily activity to be tweeted that is worthy of anyone’s time. Mind you, if it takes more than 30 seconds of your time away from driving, put the iPhone down and wait until you get home to rub one out. Jesus.
Cuban model Vida Guerra who is most notably known for her ridiculously round bottom takes a moment to show off her artistic side by expressing herself through bodypainting. Her painting style is less contrived and pretty than the work we see on the SI supermodels and more akin to her own tier of modeling with that being a tad more sloppy and wet. Whatever that may mean.
Argentina’s Maria Rito has so many details of her naked body revealed in these super high-res photos that you may either get the sense that your face is actually smack-dab in the middle of her ass or else you might get the feeling that you’re a mosquito surveying the land for a blood vessel to stick your feeding tube in to for a drink. Either way, it sounds enjoyable.
Supermodel Daisy Lowe (known for her appearance in the 2010 Pirelli Calendar and for being the daughter of Gavin Rossdale of the terrible band Bush which in turn makes her the step-daughter of No Doubt’s Gwen Stefani) is seen here doing a sexy little dance in her skivvies for those of you who appreciate such things. Meanwhile, some of Daisy’s fellow fashion model friends can been seen here also in next to nothing but moving around a lot less.
While no one cares in North America, it’s World Cup season again. So of course, the Football crazy South Americans are getting their famous ladies naked to celebrate the occasion. Pampita shows a little crack as she drapes herself in the Colombian flag and Argentina’s Belen Francese, Mariana DeMelo and Victoria Vanucci show their patriotism by painting their breasts accordingly. Meanwhile, Andrea Estevez, Barbara Franco, Belen Lavallen, Estefania Bacca and Vanesa Carbone show their sportswomanship by painting their bodies in other nation’s colours. Lastly, we look back at the 2006 World Cup by gawking at five Brazilian ladies who, for some reason, also got naked all in the name of sport.
As far back as the 1990s, access to naked lady pictures was pretty much limited to the printed page. And get this; if you wanted to see videos of naked ladies, instead of YouPorn, you had to use something called VHS. It was a pretty ass-backwards world. However, despite the archaic technology of yesteryear, they did manage to produce some lovely naked lady pictures. The French were particularly good at it, as seen in the following visual study depicting the nude human female of the 1970s and 80s who went by the names of Amanda Lear, Anne Parillaud, Brigitte Lahaie, Christina Lindberg, Dalila DiLazzaro, Donna Ewin, Fiona Lewis, Laura Gemser, Nichelle Nichols, Rae Dawn Chong, Samantha Fox, Sydne Rome and Sylvia Kristel.
It’s hard to imagine looking at South American model Luciana Salazar that she could be the type of woman to have relations with a wealthy married man. What’s even harder to imagine is that a married man with a bunch of money would want to and actually have sex with a woman that looks like Luciana who probably likes it in the bum. I probably didn’t have to add that last in there. It’s complete conjecture.. but probably true. Either way, the whole thing is shocking. Except for that last bit about her liking bum love.
It was almost exactly a year ago that Alice Goodwin debuted her breasts - her “original” breasts to the world. All seemed great. Not a thing to complain about. A year later, we should now be familiar with her new breasts but it’s still a tad perplexing as to why she made the decision to alter what seemed quite terrific to begin with. The first video is from 2009 and the second from 2010 makes her seem really tiny last year, but she wasn’t, she’s just ridiculously huge now. In the big scheme of things, I don’t care, but when I do witness the stupidness that bigger is better, it really annoys the shit out of me.
Ukrainian model Marina Shake makes any young man growing up in rural Alberta wonder where the hell were Ukrainian farmer’s daughters like Marina all my life? Oh yeah, back in The Ukraine. They kept all the good ones and sent the 4 foot tall and 4 foot wide ones here instead. I kid of course. Some of my favourite and widest family members are Ukrainian.
Brazilian model Gabriela Paganini takes part in this tasteful nude photo shoot involving a curtain of beads grazing her ridiculously round bottom causing one with the mind of a snickering teenaged boy to force himself to not to make an anal beads reference which he just did. Oh well. Backspace button is broken. What can ya do?
Float your boat? Really? That’s terrible. While you’re at it, why not make a floatation device joke? You know, like saying that her boobs are big enough to act like a life jacket? How about instead, you mention how Silvia Irabien was once involved with Big Brother Mexico or something else informative like that so you actually appear to have done some research and not sound like some 14 year old living in Mom’s basement?
Highlights include the witty Chelsea Handler who also will lower her humour skills by using her naked boobs to get a laugh, Adriana Lima wearing a sheer top on set, an old Angelina Jolie shoot also with her wearing a sheer top, Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams topless on Twitter, an uncensored version of a great Olivia Wilde shoot, supermodel Yesica Toscanin in a rare topless shot all along with the following... Adrianne Curry, Agnes Mlle, Aneta Borzych, AnnaMaria Schneider, Anne Vyalitsyna, Ariadne Artiles, Asia Argento, Audrina Patridge, Ava Karabatic, Barbara Nedeljakova, Brigitte Lahaie, Catherine Bailey, Catherine Zeta Jones, Christina Lindberg, Cinara Dalva, Daniella Navarro, Donna Ewin, Emily Scott, Fiona Lewis, Gabriela Paganini, Gisele Bundchen, Julia Schmitt, Karen Elson, Karyn Parsons, Katia Ivanova, Kylie Bax, Leia Freitas, Lisandra Silva-Rodriguez, Liz Parada, Loredana Ferriolo, Lorena Feijoo, Loretta Rossi-Stuart, Mari Alexandre, Megan Daniels, Megan Fox, Michelle Poligamia, Moe Santos, Nicole “Coco” Austin , Rosa Acosta, Rose Berenger, Sandra Murugiah, Sexilia , Silvia Irabien, Sissi Manganaro, Sophie Duez, Sophie Favier, Sophie Turner, Sylvia Kristel.