The latest collection of arty nudes featuring top fashion models headlined by supermodel Miranda Kerr sporting a blond-open-top-exposing-boobs look that’s all the rave among 20 something women pretending to be school girls. Featuring Adriana Lima, Adrianne Curry, Alana Zimmer, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Anja Rubik, Daria Werbowy, Diana Sar, Eniko Mihalik, Erin Heatherton, Erin Wasson, Frederick Lamarche, Guinevere VanSeenus, Ieva Laguna, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Julia Shweizer, Lara Stone, Lisa Cant, Marlena Szoka, Miranda Kerr, Natasha Poly, Patricia VanDerVliet, Sessilee Lopez, Shannan Click, Sharon VanDePas, Suzanne Diaz, Tara Gill, Tiiu Kuik, Vahina Giocante, Vanessa Hessler and Vania Bileva.
Soon to be Oscar winner and Nobel Peace Prize recipient Megan Fox spent the weekend in Maui in a bikini in between her moments of reading award winning scripts and practicing her speech to the World when she takes full credit for creating sustainable World peace. Meanwhile, these other lesser people also showed up in public wearing little to nothing... featuring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Ciara , Dani Behr, Francesca DAuria, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Moss, Lady GaGa, Lea Michele, Michelle Trachtenberg, Nicole Bahls, Poppy Montgomery, Rihanna, Salgado Sisters and Venus Williams.
Once again, our hosting company has failed us and our internet machine full of nude celebrities in the thousands is temporarily offline. We apology profusely to all of loyal fans and generous members and hope to get the full site up and running again as soon as we can. In the meantime, we will do better than the last time we went down (in February) and continue to actually bring you new updates instead of being limited to looking at Sarah Silverman's ass - as great as she and it is. So here is our favourite big tit hit to come out of Brit, the fantastic Holly Pears...
Great photo shoot from 1990 of actress Caroline Barclay, Brazilian Leidi de Oliveira, Maria Lujan Telpuk of Argentina, Colombian cutie Melissa Giraldo and Belgian beauty Petra Oostvogels.
The bums that may make you think yum belong to Adrianne Curry, Aleida Nunez, Alexandra Rebenok, AnaCarolina Dias, Ana Gobbo, AnnaMaria Schneider, Breidy Cobo, Cinara Dalva, Corina Regueira, Daniella Navarro, Diana Conte, Draya Michele, Elvida Santos, Fabiola Campomanes, Florencia Tesouro, Gabriela Paganini, Isabeli Fontana, Izabel Goulart, Johanna Restrepo, Julia Schmitt, Kristell Parraga, Leidi DeOliveira, Linda Zimany, Madison Welch, Maria Telpuk, Marisa Miller, Mari Alexandre, Michelle Poligamia, Moe Santos, Mya Jane, Nicole-Coco-Austin , Olga Klimentieva, Petra Oostvogels, Raquel Bigorra, Rosa Acosta, Rose Berenger, Silvia Irabien, Sophie Duez, Sophie Turner, Tiffany Turner, Vanessa Bever and Yoelin Paredes.
Strangely enough, the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is of people having the sex. So if you take offense to seeing people doing such a thing, taping it, selling it to a major porn publisher, making a ton of money off of it but acting like they didn't want it released, then you might want to skip down to the next article. However, if you think someone like Kendra Wilkinson who is famous for shagging one of the godfathers of sex entertainment having a sex tape is neither shocking nor out of character and you kind of enjoy watching silly people making silly noises in white trash décor, then please by all means watch the following...
warning: video contains subject matter that may be unsuitable for some. this includes blankets with fierce black panther designs, faux leather head boards and white framed family portraits witnessing two blond fuzz covered people fornicating.
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Sure, sure. You read Playboy for the articles, you watch NASCAR for the racing and you watch women’s beach volleyball for the love of the game. Then how do you explain why you spend most of the time looking at these things with a raging hard-on? In the case of beach volleyball, despite its contestants often leaving little to the imagination, it’s probably because the following photo shoot featuring bronzed and bottom lovely Brazilians (Carla Garcia, Larissa Gomes, Marcia Cavalcante, Michelle Poligamia and Veronica Vasconcelos) playing a game of v-ball in the buff is what you’re actually picturing in your head while “loving the game.” I think there’s nothing wrong with a little gawking at such a sexy sport so we will not judge. It’s when you get a semi for cars driving around in a circle hundreds of times hoping for some carnage that qualifies you for some judgment.
What kind of French film would it be if it didn’t have some wackiness and some unexplained Laetitia Casta nudity? Not one that I’d bother mentioning right here right now. So here is once big time supermodel turned actress who manages to get nude in nearly every film she’s in in a movie called “Visage” which based on these 2 clips (and stills) looks odd in that European arty way. It’s even odder when there is no context. Seeing that context in this case can only be gotten with the tiring work of seeing the whole film, we’ll leave the context to your imagination.
Brazilian fashion model Marcelle Bittar takes part here in a typically cozy and sexy nude shoot which we’ve seen the Brazilians pull off very well many times before. Warm light. Tan lines. Homey interiors. Rich colours. Headbands. Guitars. Boobies. These are all good things.
An old (but new to the world) topless shot of Adriana Lima headlines this visual study of fashion and super models in various stages of undress with many of the shots being like Where’s Waldo but with nipples. Featuring Adriana Lima, Agyness Deyn, Barbara Palvin, Bianca Balti, Candice Swanepoel, Catherine McNeil, Cheryl Tiegs, Daria Werbowy, Dasha Malygina, Ekaterina Vinogradova, Erin Wasson, Hannah Holman, Helena Christensen, Ilona Kuodiene, Irina Lazareanu, Izabel Goulart, Jeneil Williams, Kinee Diouf, Lisa Seiffert, Magdalena Frackowiak, Malgosia Bela, Marloes Horst, Masha Novoselova, Sasha Pivovarova, Shannan Click, Shelby Keaton, Simone Kerr, Snejana Onopka, Tiah Eckhardt and Yaya Kosikova.
The behind the scenes footage of Jennifer Aniston sporting a pink bikini on the set of Adam Sandler’s ‘Just Go With It’ is probably the best part of the movie which probably won’t even be in the final cut. Kind of like how Jennifer’s nude scene in The Break Up was criminally cropped to hide the goods. Anyone that looks as good Jennifer does at 41 should have a little pride and show off that shit. Of course, only if it strengthens the plot of the film. So if this is a non-Punch Drunk Love like Adam Sandler movie, then some gratuitous shots of Jennifer Aniston’s body would be the strongest part of the entire script.
Normally, I find wet T-shirt contests rather hokey, kind of cheesy and not terribly sexy. However, getting Seren Gibson outside with a hose and four really cute friends (Mellisa Clarke, Jodie Gasson, with Faye and Ally) reinvents the wet T-shirt concept in a way that I can get behind. Really though, it’s new girl Mellisa Clarke that really drops my prejudice for wet-T shirt high jinx. Watch for this girl. We will be…
The weekly round-up of round bottoms featuring Alice Goodwin, Audrina Patridge, Carolina-Pampita Ardohain, Diana Conte, Emma Taylor, Fabiola Teixeira, Gaelle Garcia-Diaz, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Lamiraqui, Linda Zimany, Melissa Giraldo, Paris Hilton, Roberta Giarrusso, Rosa Acosta, and Valeria DeGenaro.
These would be the stills from the soon to be released sex tape featuring former Girl Next Door star and Hugh Hefner fluffer Kendra Wilkinson who's "upset" by the release of the tape. Yes, those quotations indicate sarcasm because Kendra in fact sold the tape herself but is playing the victim for effect. The Hollywood industry continues to get weirder and weirder...
Along with Naomi Watts in sheer showing her cans in Cannes, there's Michelle Rodriguez also sporting sheer at the god awful World Music Awards while tricks turner Victoria Silvstedt fills a bikini back in Cannes. Then we have Brook Hogan in a thong who really looks like she belongs in an all male 80s hair metal band. Oh, and Tila Tequila released an album so she showed off her titty job scars on the red carpet of its release. That's just logical marketing. Oh, and reports say she just signed to do 3 hardcore films. Now THAT'S logical.
The new Showtime series "Shameless" is only one episode in and it already features Emmy Rossum's first nude scene. Emmy has managed uphold a certain goodie two shoes in Hollywood much like an Anne Hathaway type, and like Anne, Emmy has gone from sweet girl to serious actress who's not afraid show all to give integrity to her roles. That"s good for both fans of film and boobies and bum bums.
The ladies that like to leave a little to the imagination are Aleksandra Markovic, Andrea Guidone, Aneta Borzych, Berber-Esha Janssen, Betsabe Duque, Brenda Zulema, Brittany Dailey, Dafne Fernandez, Diana Conte, Elena "Inna" Alexandra, Elina Ivanova, Fabiola Teixeira, Gaelle Garcia-Diaz, Heidi Cortez, Ilary Blasi, Ivanna Palliotti, Jessica Burciaga (upgrades & adds), Jessica Skyy, Joanna Krupa, Laura Vina, Layla Roberts, Lenka DaSilva, Linda Zimany, Mariana Rios, Marisa Elise, Melissa Satta, Monica Bellucci, Natalie Robb, Nicole Scherzinger, Nilay Dorsa, Rachael Neiberding, Regina Dukai, Romina Parodi, Rosa Acosta, Rosa Blasi, Sabrina Ferilli, Sofia Vergara, Soraya Arnelas, Sredivacica , Tammy Torres, Valeria DeGenaro, Zsofia Kovacs.
Normally, Victoria's Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr is super super cute but when you remove anyone's eyebrows, cute is usually the last word that comes to mind. The fact that Miranda will go from being the gorgeous superstar of VS to an edgy and topless editorial model that looks like someone straight out of Jacob's Ladder should deepen everyone's respect for her as a diverse model.
A collection of fashion ranging in various stages of arty undress which includes Behati Prinsloo, Bregje Heinen, Brooklyn Decker, Carmen Kass, Claudia Schiffer, Daria Werbowy, Elle MacPherson, Erin Wasson, Georgina Stojiljkovic, Hana Jirickova, Heidi Klum, Helena Christensen, Jamie Bochert, Jorgelina Airaldi, Kate Moss, Lady GaGa, Lara Stone, Laura Catterall, Linda Vojtova, Lydia Hearst, Magdalena Frackowiak, Olga Sherer, Shannan Click and Sophia Lie.
If you're a geeky redhead the size of a Hobbit, someone like model Clare Grant might not notice you. However, if you're a geeky redhead the size of a Hobbit with fame and money, Clare will marry you. There actually seems be some justice in this situation.
Mexico`s Carol and Virginia Balcazar, Argentina`s gorgeous Florencia Gomez-Cordoba, Britain`s adorably sexy India Reynolds, Belgium`s Linsey DeFrenne and South America`s Romina Cisneros.
The following Greek models will leave you bankrupt... in your pants. Sorry, that was a sad attempt to be topical and provocatively witty with mediocre results. However, what isn't mediocre is Sasha Basta popping out of a cake with icing on her nipples. So really, the Greeks don't have it so bad. Also not so bad, Dalida Gutierrez, Eleftheria Sifneou, Gina Alimonou, Ifigenia Pearl, Maria-Argyro Alexoglou, Maria Alexoglou and Maria Patsaifa.
Being nude or even naked comes quite naturally to the well-rounded Brit pinups Lucy Pinder and Alice Goodwin like how remembering what you ordered without writing it down comes naturally to an experienced waiter. They’re pros. However, there’s a good chance Lucy and Alice would be pretty great at being naked even if they weren’t being paid. It’s just a hunch.
Whether it’s Ice T’s wife Nicole “Coco” Austin taking pictures of her own giant bum and bursting bosom and posting them on Twitter, or if it’s porn star Teri Weigel taking topless pictures of herself in the mirror just in case her fans haven’t seen her breasts already, celebrities can be very strange. Especially, the ones that are famous for doing nothing. Whereas more traditionally famous celebrities who may be slightly more grounded are often found in strange circumstances like Halle Berry accidentally showing her nipples due to intense flash bulbs, or Kylie Minogue making a music video in her knickers with some questionably gay boy models stroking her thighs and staring at her ass, or poor Elisha Cuthbert’s slight weight gain being debated by a bunch of nobodies on the internet whether they’d still “tap that” or Heidi Klum who... well, decides to show her ass crack in a dress which can only be considered normal when supermodels or plumbers do it.
As normal as it is for caterpillars to shed their cocoons and turn into butterflies, it is for Reality TV contestants of the female persuasion to shed their clothes to prolong their short celebrity-ish lives as well. This is particularly consistent amongst the non-American variety of reality stars. So here are the obligatory nude photos of France’s Celyne Durand, Big Brother Brazil’s Fani Pacheco and Fernanda Cardoso and Spanish Big Brother’s Nagore Robles and Paula Perez.
When reviewing a sex tape, or any movie, it is probably best to watch the whole thing. However, like most celebrity sex tapes, the Mindy McCready sex tape is rather boring. There’s a lot of footage of Mindy just talking to the camera. I don’t know what she says because I had it muted the whole time. (My mom was right in the other room.) Mind you, there is enough sex footage to please her fans or the d-class-celebrity curious. Of course, there was a time when Mindy was a big mainstream country star, and had this come out back in her hey day, it might make it more scandalous and sorry, hotter. (Did you see her back then?) However, Mindy is now better known for being an addict amongst the cast of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew which shows what level her career is at, making the whole thing rather trite. Normally, one would have sympathy for someone having a private sex tape of them being released to the public but for anyone that knows how the industry works knows that for Vivid to legally release the tape, they need legal documents signed by anyone appearing in the tape for them to release it legally. Thus, Mindy allowed its release which means no one should feel bad for showing it. Yes, sex tapes are the new thigh masters to rejuvenate a dead career. Do what you gotta do, I guess.
If you were sent here from Google looking for fetishy granny panty pictures, congratulations, you’re mother would be proud, but more importantly, you’ve come to the wrong place. This is a feature featuring erotic and often snicker inducing lingerie. Some of these outfits are rather ridiculous but the fact they are being worn by the likes of Camilla Sjoberg, Carla Conte, Jamie Gunns, Jasmine Hemsley, Jazmin DeGrazia, Mariana Marcki, Rocio Guirao Diaz and an unknown blondie, the silliness is somewhat subsided by their fantastic figures. (Ironically, while writing this, ZZ Top’s Pearl Necklace starting playing on my computer. That’s God’s magic right there.) Anyway, enjoy and when you’re done you really should look at Camilla Sjoberg’s entire Nudography because she was even more of a looker back in the day participating in some great photography.
Feel free to distract yourself with the flowing nude ladies... Amy Green, Danni Wells, Emma Glover, Katie Green, Kim Acourt, Madison Welch, Rosie Jones, Sam Cooke and Sophie Reade.
Despite her lack of proper nudity, revisiting some old but extremely sexy Megan Fox photos - now presented in higher quality - are worthy of your brief attention. Unless, of course, you don’t like attractiveness.
Daria Werbowy looks good naked. As will Lara Stone when photographer Patrick Demarchelier’s “How To Look Good Naked” is released featuring these two supermodels frolicking on a beach in all their nude glory. This is just a quick sneak peak that we should’ve shown you the moment we discovered it a few days back, but here it is now. So stop emailing me your middle fingers.
The last seven days of famous bottoms belong to Aline Pyrrho, Amy Green, Andrea Guidone, Angela Little, Anitta Fernandez, Annarella Bono, Carolina Perez, Charlotte Thomson, Dafne Fernandez, Daniela Rodriguez, Draya Michele, Elena Alexandra, Gaby Espino, Guindani , Kelly Brook, Macarena Morena, Madison Welch, Marisa Elise, Maryeva Oliveira, Rebecca Eisnmann, Romina Cisneros, Sam Cooke, Sara Santos, Summer Walker, Valeria DeGenaro, Vanessa Veasley and Victoria Silvstedt.
Whether it’s on a plane or on a boat respectively, Big Brother Brazil 10 contestant Joseane Oliveira and model slash TV hostess Maryeva Oliveira both share last names and the exceptional ability to be really nude really well. Really.
Whether it’s Belen Lavallen, Natalie Weber, Pamela Sosa, Paola Miranda or Violeta Lo Re, even Shaquille O’Neal with his humongous hands would say these any one of these Argentineans models is more than a handful. While I agree anything more than a handful is a waste, it still is an aesthetic treat once in a while to see when the cuppage overflowage. I’m not really sure what my point is...
The spectrum of celebrities included here in various levels of nudity are Alex Kingston, Amy Green, Anitta Fernandez, Ashley Greene, Brooke Shields, Charlotte Thomson, Courtney Love, Daisy , Draya Michele, Edy Williams, Elena Alexandra, Emma Glover, Eva Wyrwal, Federica Torti, Francoise Boufhal, Giada DeLaurentiis, Guindani , Hannah Shetler, Ivanna Palliotti, Jennifer Driver, Jillian Michaels, Joanna Krupa, Joseane Oliveira, Kim Kardashian, Leeann Tweeden, Marilyn Monroe, Meredith Ostrom, Michelle Poligamia, Natalie Blair, Nata Zhizhchenko, Nina Senicar, Rebecca Hall, Rosie Jones, Sadie Frost, Sammy Braddy, Sam Cooke, Sara Santos, Seren Gibson, Sheron Sanches, Stacey Massey, Stephanie Pratt, Vanessa Veasley, Victoria Silvstedt, Vikki Blows and Zahyra Amat.
As per usual, the paparazzi choose the oddest of people to photograph with this collection being no exception featuring Amy Winehouse popping out of her top debuting her new boobs last October, sister Angel McCord of 90210’s Anna Lynne McCord showing off their great bikini wearing talent, supermodel Candice Swanepoel possibly being the most normal out of this bunch, Courtney Love looking better than usual in a sheer dress, the oh-so unnatural looking model Jenna Bentley showing off her giants boobs naturally, Paris Hilton looking at her best when she doesn’t try and the oddity that is Shauna Sand.
To celebrate Mexico’s national holiday, we present the few Mexican ladies (who won’t be going to Arizona any time soon) that we found in our unpublished collection. They are Dorismar, Hazel Carvajal, Leia Freitas, Malillany Marin, some unknown models who may or may not be Mexican, Vanessa Claudio and Xuxu.
Actresses nude in movies and television being presented to you right this moment are Aidan Dee, Aline Nolasco, Amanda Seyfried, Asia Argento, Barbara Carrera, Brigitte Bardot, Cara Seymour, Charlize Theron, Charlotte Rampling, Christina Suriani, Daisy Bates, Elizabeth Berkley, Guinevere Turner, Helga Line, Jane March, Jasmine Waltz, Jena Malone, Joanna Cassidy, Joanna Higson, Joanne King, Julie Andrews, Kate Ashfield, Katharina Lorenz, Katie Lyons, Krista Sutton, Leonor Watling, Leslie Easterbrook, Lisa Joyce, Lyndsy Fonseca, Meredith Ostrom, Natasha Blasick, Razika Nayis, Rebecca Atkinson, Rinko Kikuchi, Shannan Click, Tamzin Merchant and Uma Thurman.
If you’re going to put together six naked British pinups like Rhian Sugden, Emma Frain, Lindsey Strutt, Holly Peers, Leah Francis and Emma Glover together for a photo shoot, it’s always better if they like each other. Especially, if you want them to be all touchy feely because you know no one wants to touch the boobs of an attractive woman they don’t actually like. When I say no one, I mean every man on Earth.
