This is not a story about the homeless but actually our weekly rearview of celebrity asses which features Amy Lewis, Cinthia Fernandez (aka Abbey Diaz), Claudia Ciardone, Claudia Fernandez, Daria Konovalova, Dorismar, Dulce Neves, Fernanda Cardoso, Florencia Tesouro, Ines Cakula, Ivanna Palliotti, Jessica Burciaga, Jessica Cirio, Lady GaGa, Laura Dore, Laura Vina, Leeann Tweeden, Linsey DeFrenne, Luciana Salazar, Malillany Marin, Noelia Barrios, Pabla Thomen, Romina Parodi, Sabrina Rojas, some worthy unknowns and Vida Guerra.
The nude ladies of Eastern Europe who have ways of making you talk are Hungary’s Orsolya Kocsis (aka Orsi Kocsis, aka Claudia, aka other names) Russia’s Anna Morozova, Poland’s Gemma Hiles, Magda Mroczkiewicz and Monika Ruga, Judit Gabor also of Hungary, Serbia’s Lucy Luy and Snezana Travnic, and Yulia Bassan of The Ukraine.
The nude girls from around the globe are Brazil’s Aldine Muller, Italy’s Elisabetta Tassan, Spain’s Everlayn Borges, UK’s Jackie Jones, France’s Jade Laroche and England’s Sam Cooke.
Find me a reason not to look at a video of Vikki Blows doing the naked thing and I'll find you a fart that doesn't stink. Of course, this fart cannot belong to you because your own can sometimes be quite pleasant. Sorry, wrong time to be talking about farts. Instead, enjoy the sights and sounds of Vikki Blows at work... (To see the photo spread of the second video, check it out here...)
Along with Oops moments from Beyonce on the beach and Helena Mattsson at the Iron Man 2 premiere we have a variety of celeb ladies in various shades on the nudity specrum including Abbey Diaz, Abigail Clancy, Alessandra Ambrosio, Amanda De-Cadenet, Angela Dobson, Betsabe Duque, Brittany Dailey, Charlie Hyde, Chloe, Christina Hendricks, Danielle Lloyd, Emma Frain, Evelyn Lozada, Fernanda Cardoso, Frankie Sandford, Hannah Martin, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, Jessica Cirio, Joan Jett, Joy Bryant, Katie Green, Katrena Rochell, Keeley Hawes, Kelly Bochenko, Kelly Brook, Khrysti Hill, Kim Kardashian, Kitty Lea, Kristin Davis, Lady GaGa, Linsey DeFrenne, Luciana Salazar, Lucy Liu, Monica Bellucci, Monika, Nicole “Coco” Austin , Olivia Munn, Paris Hilton, Patricia DeLeon, Rachael Cordingley, Rosie Jones, Sophie Howard, Stacey Dash, Stacey Massey, Summer Walker, Tess Daly and Veronika.
“Big Boob Special” sounds redundant because when aren’t big boobs special? Actually, often when you think about the majority of big boobs belong to the obese. Actually, DON’T think about that. Instead, clear your mind with what I just put in there and take a look at these nude pictures of Eva Wrywal, Rhian Sugden, Kelly Andrews and Melissa Debling to see how big boobs CAN be special and in fact, how rare they are in the real life world of true reality. Ok, that last bit of the sentence was redundant.
The nude female actors, or “actorettes” if you will, are Andee Cromarty, Angela Fong, AnnaLynne McCord, Ava Cadell, Barbara Mills, Brenda Strong, Carol Augustine, Cassandra Delaney, Christine Donna, Elina Madison, Erin Gavin, Hayet Belhalloufi, Ildiko Ferenczi, Janina Rudenska, Joanne King, Johanna Wokalek, Judy Matheson, Julie Delpy, Kate Luyben, Katya Wyeth, Kay Lenz, Kelly Wenham, Kim Richards, Krysten Ritter, Laura Donnelly, Laura Gemser, Linda Hayden, Linett Hernandez Valdes, Lone Fleming, Louise Pasteau, Magali Woch, Maria Deschamps, Mariloup Wolfe, Marina Sirtis, Monica Bellucci, Morena Baccarin, Natalie J. Robb, Natasha Henstridge, Natassia Malthe, Olivia O'Lovely, Paulina Porizkova, Sadie Frost, Siena Goines, So-hee Lee, Sophie Marceau, Sue Longhurst, Suzen Murakoshi, Tamara Clatterbuck, Tanja Reichert, Teri Hatcher, Traci Lords, Valerie Perrine, Winona Ryder and Zoe Stollery.
Way back in the year Two Thousand Ten sometime in March our eyes were treated to the three (possibly more) dimensions of Alice Goodwin in a nude spread that may have moved us downstairs but the images themselves were still. Wait no longer, for we now have the technology to witness Alice move and even make some Britishy talkie sounds. We’re still waiting for the technology that would have Alice come to our house.
Vikki continues to blow our minds, or eyes really, with her naked nudes of nudity. Her latest offerings are a rubber ducky, a camera and a Coca-Cola Classic away from being totally nude. Props can be annoying sometimes. We’ve also thrown in a pictorial from 2006 that we missed where Vikki shows how she’d be the best Home Ec teacher anyone could ask for.
New comer Natalie Blair does nude well as we’ve recently seen in her shoot with Rosie Jones but this new solo shoot shows how she holds her own being a great nude model. Sorry USA, but the Brits are trumping you in the glamour model market right now.
The nudes of the world today feature Dutch model (but Australia famous) Ardina Voogt, Venezuela’s Diosa Canales, Russia’s Elina Kamiren, Argentina’s Pamela Sosa and Britain’s latest glamour model to turn to turning tables, DJ Sam Cooke.
This strangely sexy but useless character continues to show up at the classiest of places like strip clubs and the Howard Stern Show to be the center of attention in ways only a classy lady would. Either having her left nipple popping out of her slutty bride’s maid looking dress or while rolling around with a pair of strippers where both her nipples come out to say “Hi”, she’s always playing the shy and demure woman of reality TV we all know and kind of wish we didn’t know. She’s now known as Tila Tequila but back in the day when she was a true nude model, she was known as Tila Nguyen and we have the videos to prove it.
So it would appear that the American TV show Glee is so popular that a pair of pinups (Rosie Jones and Natalie Blair) way over in England is paying tribute to High School musical comedy by getting naked in high school related gear. (Thank god, no musical numbers.) I think I’d rather see more of Britain’s models getting nude to pay tribute to American shows and movies instead of Americans miserably recreating British shows and movies. I pointing my finger at you Chris Rock. And now, back to Rosie and Natalie...
The United Kingdom continues to churn out babes of the bosomy variety and because it’s our duty as a worthy nude news publication, we must report the existence of these curvy lassies so you, the people, can be well informed of these important matters. In today’s report, we have the especially endowed Sophie Howard and Sophie Reade getting together for some naked high jinx, the latest Lucy Pinder nudes, the always adorable India Reynolds, the nearly perfect Katie-Marie Cork, reality TVs Lauren Pope, the sexy Amii Grove and more Rosie Jones but this time on her own.
We heard about a site mentioning these nude pictures of Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima like they were big news of some sort. Which is weird to us because we reported these way back in 1998 and have had them (slightly smaller versions anyway) in our... wait, I’ve been collecting and reporting pictures of naked celebrities for over 12 years?? Jesus Christ. What have I been doing with my life? Well, anyway, if these are new to you, great. That means you’re probably born in the 90s and I’ve been doing nothing meaningful since the 90s. Then again, I’ve seen a lot of boobies and bum bums since 1996. There’s always that.
Speaking of boobies and bum bums, here are those very parts belonging to various fashion models (some of which are of the super status) in the following arty visual study. Featuring... Agyness Deyn, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alex Moore, Aline Weber, Alison Gingerich, Alyssa Miller, Amanda Booth, Anouck Lepere, Avril Alexandra, Barbara Fialho, Bruna Tenorio, Candice Swanepoel, Catherine McNeil, Cecilia Mendez, Crystal Renn, Daisy Lowe, Daria Werbowy, Deborah Dunsford, Elisa Sedanaoui, Elle MacPherson, Hannah Holman, Hebe-Kai Kann, Iekeliene Stange, India May, Izabel Goulart, Jill Bauwens, Julia Restoin-Roitfeld, Lily Donaldson, Magdalena Frackowiak, Malgosia Bela, Natasha Poly, Olga Sherer, Pernille Moeller, Raquel Zimmermann, Romina Lanaro, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sarah Dumont, Sasha Pivovarova, Sophie Holmes, Sophie Vlaming, Tiah Eckhardt, a few unknowns and Valerija Kelava.
Movies and television scenes featuring actresses playing the parts of naked people. Consider this best time you’ll have in the next 5 seconds. Featuring... Aggeliki Papoulia, AJ Kahn, Alexandra Paul, Anna Kalaitzidou, Carla Hidalgo, Catherine Deneuve, Cecilia Tijerina, Ciera Rose-Allen, Claire Danes, Dana Delany, Davina Joy, Debbie Rochon, Dinara Droukarova, Eva Mendes, Eve Mauro, Gina Gershon, Jenae Altschwager, Jennifer Tilly, Jewel Kilcher, Joanna Page, Joanne King, Julia Duffy, Katherine Randolph, Kathryn Le, Katie Cleary, Katie Holmes, Katrina Law, Kayla Kleevage, Lea Thompson, Lesley-Ann Brandt, Lorielle New, Lori Heuring, Lucy Lawless, Madeline Zima, Malin Akerman, Marieh Delfino, Mary Tsoni, Michelle Monaghan, Michelle Valley, Misty Mundae, Nastassja Kinski, Natalie Portman, Nathalie Blanc, Noomi Rapace, Ophelia Kolb, Oriane Bondeul, Shannyn Sossamon, Sita Young, Sonya Walger, Stephanie Honore, Suzanne Somers, Tanya Roberts, Tawny Kitaen, Toni Collette, Vanessa Brenton and Viva Bianca.
Celebrities of various famousness in various stages of undress and they are Adrianne Curry, Alicia Sefres, AnnaLynne McCord, Ardina Voogt, Arianny Celeste, Belen Rodriguez, Carla Escobar, Carrie Fisher, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charlie ONeale, Chloe Saxon, Elina Kamiren, Frankie Sandford, Gabriela Monteiro, Gry Bay, Jackie Jones, Joy Bryant, Kelly Ripa, Kim Kardashian, Lady GaGa, Laetitia Casta, Lisandra Silva-Rodriguez, Magda Gomes, Margo Stilley, Marilyn Monroe, Monica Bellucci, Nicole Bahls, Nina Senicar, Norkys Batista, Raquel Welch, Raychel Frew, Rebecca Witchard, Rihanna , Rosaria Cannavo, Sam King, Sarah Dumont, Sara Santos, Shirley MacLaine, Sofia Vergara, Sophie Howard, Sophie Reade, Tanya VanGraan, Teri Hatcher, Valerie Kaprisky, Virginie Marsan and Wanda Nara.
Heather Graham is almost as guaranteed to show her breasts in a movie as a George Lopez joke will involve a Latino. This time it’s in the movie “Boogie Woogie” that we bare witness again to Heather’s best acting assets, her elbows. No wait, her boobs. I always get those body parts confused.
We normally see British glamour model teasing her fans by just-about-showing her giantly healthy breasts but this time, we get to see her in a movie called “Boobie Woogie” kinda showing her nude boobs in a poorly lit situation which again will probably frustrate her taunted fans further. Nonetheless, let’s take a look anyway...
Former French “adult actress” (wink, wink) Clara Morgane’s nude calendar resume is a strong and diverse one and pleasantly, still being grown. For some reason, it is just now that we’ve discovered her 2009 edition. We’re still missing a few months but of what we have, it looks like a fantastic year. The small bits of her 2010 version are also proving positive and show that she still is in the business of indulging us with her great talent for being nude. (We’re throwing in new to BoB versions of her 2005 Calendar as well for shits and giggles.)
It would appear that the big plot twist in the formulaic looking “Chloe” is that Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore have a lesbian affair. This crafty analysis is of course based only on the following nude scenes from the movie in which we see Amanda and Julianne’s characters have relations. I’m guessing there’s no reason to see the rest of the film. Unless, you want some context to their heavy petting but I doubt you do.
British pinup Peta Todd nakeding it up as per usual. Norwegian adult actress Nanna Gibson (aka Dina Jewel) in her most recent photo shoot in which many not recognize her. Japanese model slash actress slash tee-hee-hee-he Kaori Shimamura.
Seeing Canadian actress Emmanuelle Chriqui is a treat on to its own but seeing Emmanuelle nude is a whole other story where words would probably be fumbled. While her nude debut in Allure’s annual naked thingy is a combo of sheer and implied nudity, it shows enough to render your speech to a lot of incoherency. Alongside Emmanuelle, the other almost nude famous females are American Idol’s Kara DioGuardi, Grey’s Anatomy’s (and Spielberg step-daughter) Jessica Capshaw, pop singer Colbie Caillat, and Scary Movie(s) actress Regina Hall.
Greek actress slash model slash stunner Evelina Papantoniou, British bosomy beauties Holly Peers and Seren Gibson, the radically altered (see her Nudography for proof) Svetlana Loboda of The Ukraine in a surprisingly sexy editorial despite its lack of nudity and finished with another Ukrainian of the sexy persuasion Yuliya Mayarchuk.
While we finally see Victoria’s Secret supermodel Izabel Goulart fully and properly topless for perhaps the first time, we also have the following fashion models in various stages of arty undress... Adriana Lima, Anja Rubik, Claudia Schiffer, Gia Carangi, Heidi Mount, Kate Moss, Magdalena Frackowiak, Nicole Trunfio, Omahyra Mota, Sophie Vlaming and Taryn Andreatta.
Whether it be 90210’s Anna Lynne McCord and her sister Angel baring their bikini beach bums, classic (upgrades) of Anna Kournikova from 2004, a topless Belen Rodriguez, a young Cher nipslip, Halle Berry’s generous bikini cleavage, Heidi Montag showing off her new weird body in a bikini, a Julia Stemberger oops moment, a topless Kelly Brook, Kim Kardashian’s mind blowing bottom, Lady GaGa’s constant strangeness, more of Laetitia Casta showing off her breasts, Linda Ronstadt see-through in concert, the marvelous Maria Menounos in a skimpy bikini with under-boob, Raquel Welch in sheer, that Sophie Monk boob oops or Susanne Shaw in sheer, all these celebrities share the commonality of just being mentioned.
A bountiful batch of famous bottoms including Belen Francese, Belen Rodriguez, Carolina Martinez, Catrinel Menghia, Cecilia Luci, Chelsea Jones, Delfina Gerez Bosco, Evangelina Anderson, Flor Salvioni, Gail Porter, Gry Bay, Ivana Poluvdorna, Izabella Szeles, Jesse Jane, Joanna Krupa, Kay Rush, Kelly Kelly, Kim Kardashian, Laura Dore, Lisa Boyle, Liset Sanessi, Lola Ponce, Lydie Pages, Megan Fox, Melissa Satta, Norkys Batista, Regina Fioresi, Ruddy Rodriguez, Sabrina Ferilli, Sabrina Rojas, Veruzhka Ramirez and Wanda Nara.
Sometimes interesting photography and high levels of attractive lady nudity trumps the actual names of the naked ladies or their famous quotient. As is the case with the following gathering of enjoyable nude photography...
Spain’s Adanay Luaces, Arianna David of Italy, Brazil’s Celyna Marks, Aussie hottie Emily Scott, Jovana Pavlovic of Serbia, Argentina’s Maria Eugenia Rito in some VERY HQ images which allow you to see her sweat pores, Italian Milena Miconi, Germany’s Natalie Uher and Raquel Bollo of Spain.
British pinup Kitty Lea does what many of the British pinups rarely do and goes full frontal on camera. Of course, it comes in a collection of photography that does not officially credit Kitty Lea as the model but anyone who is familiar with Kitty will know it’s her... and in turn, will now be familiar with her kitty. Somewhat anyway.
Rosie Jones joins fellow nude pinups Holly Peers, India Reynolds, Stacey Massey, Daisy and Em Diamond to, you know, hanging around naked and be naked best friends. Typical girl stuff. We also take in more British bosominess with Chelsea Jones, Kelly Andrews, Tiffany White, Hannah Martin, Rhian Sugden and Amy Diamond just so we could say we did. Although, I can’t really see myself bringing it up any future conversations.
Swiss born and Italy famous Michelle Hunziker is still ripe in bikini season parading around Miami this week. She looks great, as usual, but it’s a little disturbing that she’s starting to slightly resemble Paris Hilton... but with a soul.
Colombian actress Angie Cepeda, British cutie India Reynolds, South America’s Mariquena Garcia Cornejo, Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker sporting a bikini on Easter Sunday, and British reality TV stars Saskia Howard and Sophie Reade.
Bosomy British blondies bathing in bubbles beats being bashed in your balls by baseball bats. Now that that little exercise in alliteration is out of the way, here’s Madison Welch and Melissa Debling bumbing bossoms and bums while they b... nevermind.
Shockingly, a pop star like Kelly Perry might actually be better at wearing a bikini than singing. Think about it. What has to go through computer synthesizers in order to be palatable to human senses? Katy’s voice or Katy’s breasts? I don’t think anyone thinks her breasts need resampling. I think I might just be shaking up a lot of things with these statements. The pop music industry might never recover from the realization that visual aesthetics trump vocal talents. Shocking.
We’re so on top of the topical pulse that we’ve swooped in at least 6 months later to finally use some of the many Argentinean models we report and relate them to South Carolina Governor’s taste for Argentinean mistresses. So there. What a day. Here are what in theory could be the candy in Governor’s Sander’s mistress candy store: Abigail Mir, Adriana Chaumont, Belen Francese, Belen Lavallen, Brenda Gandini, Carla Giraldo, Carolina Oltra, Florencia Maggi, Flor Mattiedi, Lorena Wells, Mariana Diarco, Marianela Cassisa, Maria Rito, Mariel Romano, Mary Somma, Natalia Fassi, Pamela David, Silvina Luna, Soledad Fandino, Valeria DeGenaro, Virginia Gallardo and Wanda Nara.
Well, not exactly international but more specifically Brazilian ladies of little to no mystery, in that, they are leaving little to the imagination in this spicier than usual collection which includes the very not shy models Analice Nicolau, Andrea Bastos, Flavia Viana, Nathalia Ferreira, Patricia Limonge, Paula Ferraz and Viviane Castro.
Looking for that video of that silly stubborn cat being dragged by a leash? Or are you in search of that video of the adorable orphaned kitten feeding from a dog thinking the dog is its mom but the kitten’s mom is actually dead? (How cute is that?) Or are you looking for those videos of the very cute Kitty with amazing breasts? You’re in luck if you were looking for British pinup Kitty Lea parading around topless for the cameras because we have an ample amount of those videos here. You’ll find the other kitty cat videos mentioned on the computer screens of bored office workers and lonely shut-ins who collect cats by the dozens.
