The latest collection of celebrity-type ladies in various forms of undress including Alex Sim-Wise, Alice Eve, Amanda Holden, Anna Safroncik, Carmen Electra, Chanel Iman, Cintia Dicker, India Reynolds, Izabel Goulart, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Stroup, Jo Emma Larvin, Julia Didone, Katarina Vasilissa, Kris Reichert, Lady GaGa, Lauren Budd, Leticia Birkheuer, Marina Suma, Marisa Tomei, Natalia Estrada, Nicole Bahls, Pamela Anderson, Rachel Clark, Rosie Jones (with India Reynolds, Stacey Massey and Emma Glover), Sara Balint, Sophie Reade and Vicky Lloyd.
It can be rather obnoxious when bombarded with Christmas before December 1st but if it’s Rosie Jones and Amy Green (and a midget) un-dressed in Jesus Day getup you might not care what time of year it is. Especially, if there’s spanking involved; something Jesus would do.
Say what you will about PeTA, you have to hand it to them for running great ad campaigns. Their “I’d Rather Be Naked...” campaign managed to get “retired” Brit pinup Keeley Hazell out of retirement and out of her clothes again to bring attention to the idea that the torturing and unnecessary killing of animals is so not cool. An idea that should go without saying but when we still have simpletons in the world that still don’t get that basic concept, you have to work with their simple minds by distracting them with some naked boobies. A titillating tactic but one that probably changes few minds. However, PeTA should continue trying to save our animals one nude celebrity at a time no matter the odds.
Is it not uncanny how you can be invited to a million lame things on Facebook but all your invites to the cool naked parties manage to get lost in the mail or swallowed by your junk mail filter? It’s obvious you’re being invited to these things because you know you’re cool and it’s a given that everyone wants to see you naked but man, what are the odds that only the naked party invites get lost? Isn’t that Alanis Morissette ironic? Anyway. The following documentation in picture form of Seren Gibson’s naked party with Hettie Butler and Jessica Weekley was just one of those events where my invite got lost but I couldn’t make it anyway. I had this thing. You know, my DVR was broken so I had to stay home to catch an all new episode of Smallville; it was the one where Clark is too big of a pussy to finally become Superman. So after seeing these pictures, it’s obvious who knows how to make good decisions.
Peta Todd, Sammy Braddy and the coy Danielle Lloyd, like all present day Brits, probably come from a stock who 3 to 4 hundred years ago decided to stay home, drink their tea and basically mind their own business. Meanwhile, watching their so-called ambitious neighbours go to some far-off place called America to show-off their better God and their superior weapon known as gun powder (an invention they actually stole from the Chinese) who later celebrates the conquering by getting together to eat turkey with family members they barely tolerate. In summary, you have to respect the Brits who were happy with what they had and stayed home. Their decision eventually led to the fantastic creation of Sammy Brady and Peta Todd which is something the whole world can be thankful for, guilt free. (Please note: the writer is very aware what an odd thanksgiving tie-in this is.)
The celebrity and model world is full of them. They’re cute. They’re coy. They have you right where they want you: wanting more. It’s often hard to tell where they draw their lines and even harder to understand the why behind their decision to only imply nudity but as the evolved individuals that we are, we have to respect their decisions. Dammit. Here’s a collection of mostly international celebrities who usually are the more daring ones when it comes to posing for the pictures but alas, other countries have their share of teasers too.
The latest visual study featuring some of this, some of that and some of those all of which have a celebrity-ish commonality of the nude and nude-ish nature.
Now does titish have one T or two? I’d like to say two but then it wouldn’t work with the whole “British Titish” gag. Of course, spellcheck is no help when you make up saucy words. So I’ll just go with one T to save some ink. Now, about the following collection of the latest British pinups to grace our fine series of tubes: the only thing I’d like to mention is the spread featuring Amii Grove, Same Cooke and an un-naked Imogen Thomas. The pictorial has Imogen has the headliner and yet she’s the only one who didn’t go topless. What is it about Miss Thomas that would warrant such a diva-like move? She’s shown way more bare boobage in public places than this and certainly has done topless photo shoots before. I’m not really disappointed as Sam and Amii would make one of my top lists long before Imogen. However, I’m still left confused. Just when I thought I had the world figured out, a topless model headlines a topless photo shoot and then doesn’t appear topless. I think I’m wasting way too much brain power on this.
Colombian cutie Ana Lucia Dominguez, Aussie model Brooke Frecklington in a body painted bikini, Italy’s Elisabetta Tassan, 1970’s actress Francoise Pascal who is from the oh-so-widely-known country The Republic of Mauritius, England’s Joanne Guest being 1993-esque tacky and raunchy all at the same time, Greece’s Katerina Maratou, Brazilian Luciane Hoppers, a cool arty erotic photo shoot with Marina Tabachek of The Ukraine, Spain’s Sonia Cruz, some musically naked Russian models and a fashiony photo shoot from The Ukraine featuring Yana Kenzirovskaya.
Rosie’s like a handful of other models right now who are everywhere you turn. That is if your head is buried in a form of media with supermodels. She was just on the catwalk for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, she made a sheer appearance somewhere else this past week and of course, she’s in the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. Here’s Rosie showing what a professional she is and does the job of naked fantastically all for producing the fine end product that Pirelli Calendar usually is. Also featured are some HQ versions of previously seen backstage footage. (Note: the models in mud are still eluding me. The only one I’ve managed to recognize is Eniko.)
There’s just something unsexy about a woman wearing lingerie that looks like it could decapitate and penetrate you at the same time. Sometimes simple and non-projecting is nice on a lady. The people at Victoria’s Secret once again felt the need that their fashion show in 2009 have their big name supermodels model their oddest pieces of lingerie garnished with godly paraphernalia that only the gayest of men would wear in real life. The show however was saved by one of Miranda Kerr’s minimalistic black little numbers that most would agree is how lingerie should look and function. Along with Miranda, we have some other highlights that might be considered the moments that make the whole hubbub worth it.
When Helena Christensen, Claudia Schiffer and Eva Herzigova were at the top of the supermodel food chain Friends was on just once a week, Kramer wasn’t racist and all the other naked supermodels in this feature were in Elementary School. In supermodel time, that is at least a few yores ago. However, in reality (reality being the existence in which a lot of the fashion industry does not live in) yore would be considered hyperbolic when describing these 3 lady models’ last time in the sun. So since we’re on the subject of classy classic supermodels, let’s throw in some Stephanie Seymour and Karen Mulder amongst a bunch of classy contemporary cuties of the fashion world. However, current cutie and Pirelli 2010 apearerer Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s sheer-topped public appearance seen here is cool and all but I can’t help but feel she’s looking and acting like one of those, how do you say, douchettes.
Pinup calendars were probably invented when guys needed a more substantial reason for pinning up pictures of naked ladies on their walls. “I’m not a pervert. I just really like to keep track of the days of the month in a visual manner. The naked lady just adds texture or colour if you will, to my daily time keeping.” Yes, good point. (Calendars featured: a 2006 Italian Calendar with Ainett Stephens, Belen Rodriguez, Eva Collini and Nena Ristic. A few of the more revealing months from the 2010 Aubade Lingerie Calendar. The 2010 Jenni’s Secret Calendar with Lucia Kralickova. The 2005 and 2010 Calendars featuring Italian showgirl Moana Pozzi who looks to have aged more than 5 years from one calendar to the next. Adult star Roberta Missonii (now Roberta Gemma) in her 2009 wallhanger. The 2007 Sonia Grey Calendar. And lastly, the 2003 Max Calendar featuring various models of whom never really got famous after this high profile calendar gig.
We’ve already seen the behind the scenes previews of Terry Richardson’s crack at this fabled calendar but we’re now seeing the final product. So far, we have the very nude months featuring supermodels Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Marloes Horst, Daisy Lowe with Catherine McNeil and Georgina Stojiljkovic along with some more backstage footage with Lily Cole. More to come as this series of tubes provides...
Another headline option was “Claire Danes and Her So-Called Nipples” but as much fun as word-play with old TV show references is, there’s no need to put down Claire’s nipples because we all can plainly see (thanks to her naïve wardrobe choice) there’s nothing wrong with them.
Overexposed and yet, underexposed actress Megan Fox continues to play coy for the cameras but still manages to titillate to the point that actually comes across as raunchy. My man brain does not know what direction to go in.
Off to Germany to see a great photo shoot of Jennifer Henschel and then to God knows where (maybe Latvia) to see model Liene Bodnare posing well and then to Greece for Mina Iordanidou followed by a pond jump to Mexico to gander at curvy model Paola Durante naked all over a shiny red car.
However, as great as boobs are and as fantastic as these British pinups are at their breast showing occupation, this year’s batch of “Britain’s Best Boobs” are pretty much the same one’s we saw last year. (Eva Wyrwal, Sophie Howard, Lindsey Strutt, Emma Frain and Leah Francis.) In one hand, I do think it’s silly when these “best” or “sexiest” lists come out one year claiming someone is amongst the “insert complementary adjective” but then the following year they don’t even make the list. Did they all of sudden lose whatever thing they were listed for? Then in the other hand, it’s nice that this list keeps some consistency from last year because let’s face it, Sophie Howards breasts are amongst the best of their kind and will be so for a while so her return appearance is just logical. So maybe instead of ousting previous year’s best boobs, how about adding some more each year to round out the list in a more ample manner?
Cristina del Basso is or was yet another reality television contestant who garnered a bunch of extra attention because of her, well, ridiculous bosom. Being on Italy’s version of Big Brother and being “hot” is a combination that usually leads to a nude calendar deal. Often, they are some of the more decent calendars out there. Like so many art related things, Italians get these calendars right. Cristina’s 2010 calendar has been seen here already but here is the behind the scenes look at the making of the bosomy wall hanger.
A large-ish visual study of the range of celebrity in this strange 21st century we find ourselves in. We cross the celeb spectrum from actresses to models (both super and regular) to porn stars to reality TV contestants to television eye candy to pop singers to athlete’s girlfriends and everything in between.
If you were to speak to someone from Belgium by name dropping some of the following ladies, they might understand who you were talking about. However, all the other words in between would be complete gibberish because you’re an ignorant tourist who thinks people speak English where ever you go.
We like to keep our house in order and attempt to keep each celebrity’s Nudography as complete as possible and at the best level of quality we can. So we will bring you upgraded images when we find them and this time it’s Brigitta Bulgari’s 2010 Calendar, January Jones in a sheer wet top we first featured way back in 2004 before anyone knew who she was, Laura Drzewicka’s 2010 Calendar, fashion model Natasha Poly and fellow model of fashion Shannan Click in a great nude editorial.
Heather Graham also helped with the sexing up of roller skates in Boogie Nights but Rosie Jones seals the deal and completely eliminates any possible child-like innocence from those 70s shoes in the following photo shoot. Bubblegum is also featured as a sexy prop which in reality is probably not wise to use during the sex making. Unless of course, you’re Brazilian.
We begin our globe trotting in Venezuela where shapely model Diosa Canales is getting quite naked with two equally shapely naked men for her 2010 calendar. (Homophobes can relax. Looking at these pictures without disgust does NOT mean you’re gay.) Afterwards, we go back in time to a 1992 England when and where Joanne Guest used to pose quite provocatively to pay the bills. Italy is where we find TV eye candy and Football star pleaser Letizia Filippi. We go back to Venezuela to spot a nude Maria Luisa Mosquera followed by a trip to a Greek hotel where some great nude photos of model Natalia Chabanenko are taken. Then we finish off in Bulgaria to see Tania Ivancheva who is in a nice but very unoriginal nude shoot.
In the following Victoria’s Secret lingerie poses supermodel Candice Swanepoel makes the old Sears catalogue lingerie sections look like your Mom posing in her granny panties. So for those of old enough to remember those old Sears catalogues, feel shameful for even thinking those ads were sexy now that you see how Candice Swanepeol does it right.
Booberiffic Dancing With The Stars final four-ist Joanna Krupa has been seen naked on the internets for years now. Of course, it takes a “family friendly” TV show like Dancing With the “Stars” to make her appearance in the Bunny mag seem like her being naked is somehow “news”. Nonetheless, it is news to us when we find Joanna in naked poses that we haven’t already added to her Nudography. Here is Joanna in lingerie that leaves nothing to the imagination which is what she does for a living which is apparently what made her a big enough star to dance on a Disney produced TV show proving once again that boobs are truly fun for the whole family.
A modest hodge podge of the latest in celebrity nude and naked-ishness featuring X-Factor’s Alexandra Burke, Argentina’s Amalia Granata, Twilight’s Ashley Greene in slight sheer, the beautiful model slash actress Gabrielle Union getting nuder than usual, actress slash model Kelly Thiebaud, fashion model Lara Stone, Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester, a aldy named Lexi, a blond Liv Tyler in lingerie, model Luca Gadjus, supermodel Marloes Horst, a pregnant Milla Jovovich, model Natalia Chabanenko, House actress Olivia Wilde, actress Rachel Nichols during her modeling days, supermodel Rianne Ten Haken, Rihanna, hip hop model Rosa Acosta, Sienna Miller from her nude Pirelli appearance, Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson showing off her thong in a BEP video and Russian model Valentina Zelyaeva.
Along with Rihanna’s continuing trend of displaying her nipples in public, we have Beyonce Knowles having a slight Oops on stage, an improved version of this great shot of actress Eva Green, Eva Mendes in sheer panties from Sante D’Orazio’s book Barely Private, classic but rarely seen SI poses of Heidi Klum in generously sheer tops, Jada Pinkett-Smith demonstrating the wet t-shirt effect, Laetitia’s sister Marie-Ange Casta, a remix of a great nude shot of Milla Jovovich, a nude Pamela Anderson also from Sante’s book, a topless Rachel Nichols, British boobie babe Sammie Pennington, the always excellent Sarah Silverman, the always disturbing and self-mutilated Shauna Sand and Canadian supermodel slash Alberta born actress Tricia Helfer also nude in Mr. D’Orazio’s new book.
The famous and semi-famous backsides showcased this week are Alejandra Maglietti, Anastasia Ashley, Anna Grigorenko, Clara Morgane, Gemma Merna, Gisele Bundchen, Letizia Filippi, Luli Fernandez, Marisa Miller, Ninet “Inna” Tayeb, Rosie Jones, Sammie Pennington, Vanesa Carbone and Vida Guerra.
You know this whole give-a-calendar-deal-to-anyone has gotten out of hand is when your calendar is out before Google has even heard of you. Google may have heard of the calendar itself, but it has yet to index a site belonging to anyone that actually knows who Irene Kivaste is. That being said, the calendar is quite nice and Irene is quite naked. So she has that going for her.
A visual study of the latest actresses to appear nude in film to appear on the internet to now appear in your brains. Featuring Adriana Ugarte, Alexandra Vandernoot, Amy Lindsay, Annabeth Gish, Antoinette Engel, Ashlie Jackson, Betsy Russell, Bonnie Bedelia, Cara Provenzano, Cariba Heine, Charlize Theron, Debra McCabe, Debra Messing, Elise Tielrooy, Evan-Rachel Wood, Gwen Summers, Jenny Mollen, Jessica Haines, Joy Mulligan, Joy Wielart, Julie Delpy, Kimberley Kates, Kristi Somers, Lea Wiazemsky, Leela Savasta, Linda Park, Lymari Nadal, Marie Verdi, Marina Hands, Mary-Louise Parker, Megan Fox, Michelle Bauer, Moon Bloodgood, Natalie Becker, Nawal Nafil, Noemie Rosenblatt, Paz DeLa-Huerta, Sarah Silverman, Saskia Post, Stacey-Leigh Dearman, Tricia Helfer (with various unknown topless actresses from “The Plan”) and Vimala Pons.
Argentina is the second largest country in South America and shares the southern most tip of that continent with Chile. Its primary exports are commodities such as soybean products, beef and most notably, ass. Mining for ass in Argentina has helped bring the country out of emotional and loneliness debt. With the invention of the internet, Argentina has been able to export it’s wealth of ass to depressed and lonely foreign countries making its native ass famous worldwide. The following is a visual representation of the latest ass to come out of Argentina and into the rest of the World’s hearts: Cecilia Oviedo, Gabriela Mandato, Juliana Andersen, Marcia Bogani, Mariquena Garcia Cornejo, Natacha Jaitt, Sofia Pacchi and Veronica Manso.
Along with Eva Mendes wearing a daringly open shirt at a screening of Bad Lieutenant in New Orleans, we have Bai Ling in pasties, Twilight’s Christian Serratos baring her tush for the sake of animals, French adult actress Clara Morgane, Emmanuelle Chriqui also peeking a boob, the classically beautiful Eva Green in a classically beautiful nude pose, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, Helena Christensen in sheer, Jayne Mansfield in a classic Oops moment, Kate Beckinsale being the sexiest woman alive, Laetitia Casta popping out of her bikini and what do we have here? There is a sister. Marie-Ange Casta appears to be taking up the family business of being beautiful. The future finally looks promising. Then there’s Maria Menounos who, if a vote was taken, would be naked by now. Then supermodel Marloes Horst (upgrades), supermodel slash actress Milla Jovovich, an upskirt on the runway from Pamela Anderson, Rihanna implies nudity again for another single cover, Brit pinup Rosie Jones, actresses Selma Blair and Sharon Stone, Brit Sophie Howard, Lady Victoria Hervey and Star Trek’s contemporary Uhura Zoe Saldana in sheer.
Lucy Pinder and Eva Wyrwal are not unlike a lot of us who like to take off their tops and just hang, out, together. I know when my buddy Jerry and I get together; people have to pay us to keep our shirts on. And they do. However, if there’s no one around, there’s nothing stopping our boobies from making an appearance. It just feels right.
Then there’s Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells who also enjoy taking part in some topless togetherness. Mind you, someone once told me that these girls who do these lesbian-ish photo shoots are actually not gay but just pretending to be into it. They’re not even real lesbians. On top of that, apparently girls in real life aren’t always topless whenever they’re alone together either. This, of course, is a huge kick in the teeth for us who have been getting their sex and life education from places like YouTube. If you can’t turn to porn to teach you about the world, then what? Watch PBS?
We first make a stop in France where adult actress Clara Morgane shows us what she was doing in 2001 which happened to be being naked. Then to Russia to see Kristina Brezhneva in yet another photo shoot coming from that country which actually has some art direction. We then take a jaunt to The D-Man’s ancestry country of Norway to see Monica Hansen who D hopes is a cousin that is removed enough to not feel guilty when gawking but a close enough relative to use that as an in. Anyway. Australia is next for a look-see at Samantha Frost followed by a trek to Spain to visit model Wilma Gonzalez.
Actually, all ladies are Greek to me in the metaphorical sense that I don’t always speak their language. No Google translator will ever get the sexes to understand each other properly. IF Google does manage to invent that, they will then officially be our Overlords. In the meantime, let’s just allow the visuals of these Greek models to speak to us. It may appear they’re saying they want you but in fact they’re saying something along the lines of “the day Google invents the man-to-woman-to-man translator is the same day you’ll get any of this.” I think my odds are good. Featuring: Alkistis Anifanti, the quite fantastic Christina Stefanidi, Diana Igropoulou, Eva Laskari, Gianna Chatzimichali, Isabela Stratigaki, Marianna Mpereri, Marilena Xenou, Natali Thanou, Natassa Liberidou (upgrades), Olga Farmaki, Romy Vasileiadi, Stelina Kabouralia, Sylvia Berentini and a pair with one name: Nicky and Veronica.
A visual study of the phenomenon when light passes through matter that then displays parts that matter to many. Featuring Abi Titmuss, Alessia Fabiani, Anahi Gonzales, Anna Safroncik, Belinda Sander, Brittany Murphy, Cash Cassia, Christina Ricci, Claudia Pandolfi, Davorka Tovilo, Edita Vilkeviciute, Filipa DeCastro, Francesca Gavardi, Halle Berry, Helena Costa, Hilary Swank, Imogen Bailey, Jillian Barberi, Katie-Jordan Price, Katy Perry, Kelly Brook, Kristin Kreuk, Laura Esposto, Laura Joss, Lucy Clarkson, Luisa Corna, Marique Garcia-Cornejo, Melanie Brown, Monet Mazur, Ninet-Inna Tayeb, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, Perla Pendenza, Rachel Nichols, Sam Heuston, Simona Gotovac, Sophia Loren, Victoria Hervey,and Victoria Silvstedt.
Fashion models such as Abbey-Lee Kershaw being cute, Adriana Lima being her usual stunning self, Edita Vilkeviciute enjoying the sun, Erin O’Connor sporting sheer, Kim Cloutier lounging in lingerie, Linda Evangelista being so 1989, Lydia Hearst being nude, Marisa Miller being her usual hot self on ANTM, Sibyl Buck is so alternative, Snejana Onopka being quite topless, Sophie Vlaming showing how jeans go with everything including boobs and the still sexy Stephanie Seymour oh-so-close to nude.
Words that I want to avoid using right now are pimpin’, bling bling, bootilicious, shawtee or any other words that the kids are using these days in the rap videos. So now that I’ve set the rules, let’s mention Rosa Acosta whose modeling career is of the untraditional but under represented kind. She’s not a high end fashion model but high end fashion photographer Terry Richardson seemed to find something interesting about her enough to shoot her this year which goes to show that our media might actually start reflecting our population more realistically instead of representing the WASPY and unrealistically skinny members of society that we’ve been told is the “normal majority”. This coming from the whitest and skinniest person you’ll ever meet. Standing naked outside I make a snow man look brown and so slender that I can’t walk over subway grates without fearing for my life. I don’t know anyone who looks like me in real life and yet looking through a high end fashion magazine, I swear some one abducted me, slapped some make-up on my sunken face and took pictures of me in a bamboo dress. This is the oddest direction my writing has ever taken me and I don’t know where I am right now...
A great scanner slash imaging artist of yester-interweb-year back when technology was lesser but the output of quality seemed to be greater. Seems odd that scans have more undesirable grainy noise and unstitched double-pagers now than 5 years ago back when imaging was more of a hobby and an art. In our current instant gratification society with our ADD mental states we’d rather have a shaky camcorder movie NOW or a grainy chopped up scan of a naked celebrity NOW instead of having some patience and wait for the proper high quality versions to come our way. What’s my point? Well, let’s just say it’d be nice to have more imaging artists like Yova again who took the time to retouch his scans and who would piece the two-pagers together with seamless perfection instead of just slapping the magazines on the flatbed, punching scan without tweaking any of the settings and punching the grainy dismembered mess on to the internet just for the sake of getting it online NOW. I blame global warming.
It’s amazing how the power of great looks can propel an actress’ notoriety into the stratosphere when at the same time their actual acting careers are abysmal. Like Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, most (men) know who Megan Fox is but if you’re asked what movie was she in or what has she done and you’ll most likely draw a blank for at least 30 seconds. Megan at least has the Transformers movies on her resume (which were only successes in terms of money) but her popularity is still quite out of proportion to her career credentials. Just to prove the point, here she is in outtakes from her recent Rolling Stone shoot in which she is not naked but many of you will still take the time to take a gleeful gander at.
This shoot of Brit pinup Rhian Sugden in the back of a taxi (or taxi cab as the redundantphiles like to say) is not unlike every trip I take in my 1993 Dodge Caravan. Except the person in the back is not a hot topless model but instead a drunk old man I picked up who was lying on the side of the street in minus 30 degree weather. Oh, did I mention the smell of his pissed pants smelled like goat cheese soaked in off wine? Yeah, so except for those few things, my life is exactly like this photo shoot.
Our weekly look back a bare bums and/or awesomely displayed asses of the famous and famous-ish including a behind the scenes look at Rebecca Romijn as Mystique and Jessica Alba’s bare bottom from the still-to-be released “The Killer Inside Me”.
Brazil’s Aline Velasquez, Hungarian adult actress Brigitta Bulgari’s 2010 Calendar, Australia’s Emily Scott, Brazilian Lucila Siclaco in a great photo shoot, Spain’s Miri Diaz, an unknown Ukrainian model and Argentinean Valeria DeGenaro.
November 5th is the traditional Mexican holiday that I just made-up which celebrates the celebrity-ish Latinas who come from and/or are famous in the Southern most North American country commonly spoken as Meh-Hee-Ko. This year’s celebration includes Amanda Rosa, Cecilia Galliano, Dalila Martinelli, Lianette Taylee Beltran, Ninel Conde, Sara Maldonado, Vanessa Arias and Yered Licona.
A visual study of the variety of celebrities now entertaining the world with their various degrees of famousness. Including singer Jewel showing off her purple bikini wearing skills, Alejandra Maglietti, Amalia Granata, Anna Lynne McCord, Anna Albertin, Anna Semenovich, Araceli Gonzalez, Aubrey O’Day, Barbara Franco, Belen Rodriguez, Brooke Bonelli, Cassandra Smith, Cindy Van-Meenen, Courtney Love, DJ Miss-Lisa, DJ MissLisa, Erika Christensen, Eva Bohatova, Gabrielle Union, Giselle Bridger, Giulia Di-Quilio, Hope Dworaczyk, Iekeliene Stange, Ines Cakula, Ivanna Palliotti, January Jones, Jeanene Fox, Jenna Fischer, Jennipher Rodriguez, Jill Hennessy, Katy Perry, Kim Cloutier, Liza Botha, Margot Ovani, Marique Garcia Cornejo, Marisa Miller, Monica Bellucci, Natalie Denning, Pamela Anderson, Pink , Rachel Sterling, Regina Fioresi, Reka Kis-Hegedus, Roberta Pedrelli, Rocio Guirao-Diaz, Rocio Nunez, Sarah Silverman, Sona Matufkova, Sylvia Kristel, Valentyna Olieinikova, Vanessa Ravizza, Veridiana Mallmann and Violeta LoRe.
Along with a brand new pictorial featuring the very attractive Katie Marie Cork there’s a new boobtorial featuring UK Big Brother winner Sophie Reade. All this interspersed with fellow English ladies Alice Goodwin, Casey Batchelor, Chanelle Hayes, India Reynolds, Kitty Lea, Louise Cliffe, Lucy Pinder and Sam Kellett getting wet with Stacey Massey. Brilliant.
Ladies of film and television nude, nude-like, nude-ish and all the other degrees of not-clothed. Featuring: Alexandra Morrow, Alexis Butler, Angela Serrano, Ashleigh Snyder, Becky LeBeau, Belinda Grant, Caroline Proust, Carrie-Ann Moss, Celine Bolomey, Diana Amft, Elise Tielrooy, Eva Amurri, Gillian Jacobs (who plays Britta on Community), Heather-Elizabeth Parkhurst, Heather Chadwell, Jessica Drake, Julia Benson, Kierston Wareing, Kym Marsh, Lauren-Lee Smith, Lejla Hadzimuratovic, Lolita Davidovich, Maggie McOmie, Margarita Levieva, Marie-Christine Friedrich, Moon Bloodgood, Morgan Fairchild, Natalie Portman, Netta Garti, Nicki Aycox, Nicole Komendat, Olga Drozdova, Paula Schramm, Petra Schmidt-Schaller, Robin Sydney, Salma Hayek, Sarah Jones, Sonia Rockwell, Traci Lords and Valentina Valsania.
We still a wait with anticipation for the full Rosie Jones 2010 Calendar to hit the internet. So until its release, we can tame our Rosie jonesing with 5 preview shots of said calendar AND her latest nude spread of Rosie goodness in which, according to the opening shot’s tagline, we’re suppose to “get our conkers out” for. Oh, those Brits and their made-up words. When are they going to learn to speak English?
The latest in supermodel nudity and naked-ishness to hit the world wide webbernet making it a much prettier looking series of tubes. The featured cuber beautifiers are Adrianne Curry, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alinne Moraes, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Camilla Alves, Catrinel Menghia, Daniela Montoya, Daria Werbowy, Emanuela DePaula, Fernanda Lima, Fernanda Tavares, Gisele Bundchen, Graziela Alves, Grazi Massafera, Guisela Rhein, Heidi Klum, Isabeli Fontana, Jarah Mariano, Julie Henderson, Karen Mulder, Leonor Scherrer, Melanie Thierry, Natalia Vodianova, Shannon and Sonya Poles.
Italian television eye candy Laura Drzewicka who we’ve been featuring in behind the scenes footage of the making of her 2010 calendar can now be seen here in the final product. Considering how much footage there is of the making of this calendar, you’d think there would be enough material for two calendars, but no, there’s not even enough for 12 months. Excluding the cover, this calendar only has 10 photos in it. They cram the last 4 months over only 2 photos. What the hell? Did they blow the shoot’s budget on plumping up Laura’s lips with collagen? Which deserves another “what the hell?!” Lauren, do you really think the punched-in-the-face look is attractive? It’s not. You’re pretty on your own. For someone that I’ve never heard of, you sure are making me mad. Of course, that’s just “internet mad” which means that in real life I’m emotionless... but on the internet: ooooooh, I’m SO mad!
We’ll first take a trip to Greece to see Anastasia Kritikou and then to Spain for reality TV’s Carolina Santos which is followed by a visit to Spain Jr. aka Mexico so we can take a respectful gander at fashion model Daniela Montoya. Italy sounds like a nice place to go next to see actress slash ballerina Eleonora Abbagnato and while we we’re here, let’s roll around in the sheets with Giulia Montanarini. Then it’s off to Jolly Ole England to practice our keeping-steady-eye-contact skills with Lucy Becker and Malene Espensen followed by a quick jaunt to Argentina with model Marianela Mirra and finished with a trip back to Mexico Sr. (Spain) for hopefully a long stay with Veronica Munzi.
