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Paparazzi Potpourri

04.30.09 | Author : The D-Man
From Rihanna and Melanie Brown sporting slick swimwear to Leelee Sobieski and Nell McAndrew wearing the thinnest of garments to Italian beauty Belen Rodriguez dawning the full monty for some sex on the beach chair, we have what the paparazzi would refer to as bringing home the bacon.

If Kim Kardashian Was Brazilian

04.30.09 | Author : The D-Man
A model going by the one name of Priscila bares a resemblance of some sort to faux American celebrity entity known as Kim Kardashian if Kim wasn’t such a biological caricature. (Mind you, still a beautiful one despite the silliness.) It’s a sad state of affairs when you start posting people for the reason of them looking like another celebrity who is a farce of a celebrity on her own. The end is truly near.
view the entire Kim Kardashian Nudography »

International Site Seeing (Members Bonus)

04.30.09 | Author : The D-Man
Former Miss UK (2005) Amy Guy proving once again that beauty contestants try so hard that they end up looking like transvestites. Giant images of England’s natural beauty Keeley Hazell who doesn’t have to try at all, while fellow Page 3 alum Natasha Marley is seen here before her glamour modeling days in much naughtier poses than we even usually show around here – but the hell, while fellow Brit pin-up Natasha Mealey looks not quite her usual girl next door-ish in this over air-brushed set, and lastly, we have Hungarian brunette bombshell Voksan Virag who is also known as DJ Flower. I’ve made a mix tape or two in my day. So does that mean I have the talent to be a DJ too? I don’t have the tits for it you say? Oh. Ok.

Supermodel Time

04.28.09 | Author : The D-Man
A varied look at the various fashion and super models to hit the interweb as of late in mainly editorial style photography which is always a favourite around here. Note: We do know that Jaime Pressly is not a supermodel but she does do a great job impersonating one in these great “see-thru” fashion styled shots.

Eva-thing Coming Up Rosie

04.28.09 | Author : The D-Man
I think we just set the bar for the lamest play-on words title. (Why do you do even bother D-Man?) So basically we have Rosie Jones and Eva Wyrwal getting all naked together-like. So what else can you do but make disastrous puns in order to supply some copy alongside a pair of skin romping pinups?

More Lady People Showing Skin

04.28.09 | Author : The D-Man
In other female person news, the following world wide based celebrity type ladies showed up in internet format recently showing off most of their epidermises to the cameras. What a good “Good News” story.

Nude In Film (Members Bonus)

04.28.09 | Author : The D-Man
Thanks to the invention of the HD format, we can bring the following nude scenes to you much better quality than previously seen versions in the archives. We have Anna Friel, Charlotte Ayanna, Diora Baird, Jessica Biel, Marisa Tomei, Paz Vega and Sigourney Weaver.

Loaded for 15 Years with No Liver Damage

04.27.09 | Author : The D-Man
I’m a bit of a sucker for the ole recreating a classic magazine cover with contemporary models thing. The good people at Loaded have done just that with a number of their past covers over the past 15 years using Rosie Jones, Sophie Howard and Danni Wells in place of ladies like Angelina Jolie, Kylie Minogue, Jo Guest, Melanie “Mel B” Brown, Katie “Jordan” Price and so on and so forth. I find the Mel B cover recreated with Rosie Jones adorned in roses especially clever. (You might have to take a closer look to see why.)

More substantial update to come tomorrow...

International Site Seeing

04.24.09 | Author : The D-Man
Britian’s Chanelle Hayes showers off in public, Greece’s Elizabeth Laini, Brazilian model slash television host Fernanda Lima, English power voice Joss Stone, UKer stunner Nikkala Stott, Brazil’s Priscila Cardoso who’s a naked bum buddy to Regiane Brunnquell who you can a whole lot more in the next article, USA’s Rihanna, a bunch of unknown Japanese models and finally, Zita Debreceni is making me feel suddenly Hungary.

Nudography: Brazilian Regiane Brunnquell

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04.24.09 | Author : The D-Man
First off, I must editorialize (which I never not do) and say that Regiane Brunnquell is hot. I know I’m going out on a limb by saying that but I think it’s one’s moral obligation to voice themselves honestly. So we’ve established Regiane’s attraction level and now we can get to the obligatory bio info. She’s known as Sandy Capetinha on Brazilian TV where she provides the eye candy for what I can only assume to be a silly variety show. As a model, well, she’s hot. I might have said that earlier but I think it doesn’t hurt to reiterate that point. Especially, since that is the extent of her biography due to our lack of skill with the Portuguese language. So here is a fine collection of the very hot Regiane Brunnquell...
view the entire Regiane Brunnquell Nudography »

Nudography: Ludmilla Radchenko

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04.23.09 | Author : The D-Man
Ludmilla is a Russian born model... well, she wasn’t born a model. I mean, being a model is easy but not for newborns. Let’s face it, babies are useless. So Miss Radchenko had to grow out of the useless baby stage, get past the age where it is a tad on the illegal side to be the kind of model that she would eventually become and only later did she grew up in to a very attractive woman perfect for modeling. She gained notoriety by hosting some European television shows and did some GREAT pinup calendars where she showed her naked skills. We’ve seen her here at BoB before but the following (large) collection truly makes her Nudography more complete and up to date. Enjoy.
view the entire Ludmilla Radchenko Nudography »

Warious Wariety Vednesday

04.22.09 | Author : The D-Man
Celebrities ranging from superstar status all the way down to the who-the-eff-is-that status: Brit model Abi Titmuss (last name meaning: Boob Christmas) making a bit of a comeback; another English model Amy Green; the worst famous tennis player; an almost Oops moment with Beyonce; Chanelle Hays still playing coy with her top half; X-Tina in see-thru and classic shots from the past; a curvy Venezuelan; UK model Danni Wells; a Swedish singer; larger scan of Eliza Dushku nude; a German actress with strategic beads; Joss Stone giving the front row an extra show; English actress who maintains the sexy despite the skin n bone look; Kelly Brook at the premiere of Snatch nearly showing her ; Lucy celebrating Titmuss; X-Men Origins: Wolverine actress in the buff; some people (sorry, got lazy here); the always worth a peek Rosie Jones; an actress; a model; a hottie; a classy lady; a real classy lady with no not hint of sarcasm this time; a Lady and finishing with an Italian actress.

Perogy Fed Pretties (Members Bonus)

04.22.09 | Author : The D-Man
For someone growing up in Alberta with its strong Ukrainian influences from early settlers, you end up knowing the culture through its food. Perogies become as common as french-fries. You also learn that same food is probably responsible for the rotund old Bubbas you end up thinking represents the entire female Ukrainian population. Then came the internet (for us non-travelers.) Turns out the ladies of present day Ukraine are VERY unlike their relatives who fled to Canada a few generations ago. Along with the following Ukrainian celebrity/model people we have other famous-ish perogy loving pretties from Poland and Russia who are all more than welcome to immigrate to Alberta to spice up the gene pool.

Supermodel Moment

3.21.09 | Author : The D-Man
The only thing I have in common with the average supermodel is probably that moment when we pass by a mirror to see our own reflection which causes us to gasp, “My God!” Well, the supermodels tone would be one of self adulation while mine sounds more like when the fat kid in Goonies first saw Sloth. Anyways, here’s a round-up of models of the super kind that hit the internets in the past week...

Nude In Film (Members Bonus)

04.21.09 | Author : The D-Man
A visual study of the moments in film that one might find themselves stopping on while channel surfing and thinking they hit the jackpot for a brief moment of celebrity nudity. So instead of playing with the lottery with your remote control, just browse the naked moments right here of various actresses nude (and nude-ish) in film.

Jessica Biel Nude In Powder Blue

04.20.09 | Author : The D-Man
And the world rejoices...
view the entire Jessica Biel Nudography »

Mel No Longer Rubbing Up Against The Bible

Russian Model Oksana Pochepa Now Filling That Role
04.17.09 | Author : The D-Man
You often have to wonder how some of the most obviously attractive male actors manage to stick with the same woman for over 20 some years and not ever be tempted by all that lays in front of them. One thought Mel Gibson being a devout Catholic (the OLD testament kind) was able to stick with his wife for so long because divorce is such a no no to God. However, it looks like Mel finally woke up and realized real life rules made more sense than the Church’s and got divorced. Now he’s finally doing to what any sane hot male celebrity should do at least a few times in their blessed lives and date really hot young models. Even Catholics need to live a little. So here’s Mel’s alleged new squeeze hailing from Russia where she’s known for being a pop star slash model slash a fun time.
view the entire Oksana Pochepa Nudography »
the week in rearview

Things That Go Ka-Pow In The Night

04.17.09 | Author : The D-Man
Some may be frightened. Some may be aroused. Some may be both. However, all of you will find the following bounty of booty hard not to look at just once. It’s almost carnival-esque in its curvatureness.

These Girls Are Unreal

04.17.09 | Author : The D-Man
The world loves them some reality television. It also appears the contestants of these reality programs loves themselves to be naked. Particularly, the non-North American ones. The reality of this phenomenon (which seems so bloody bizarre to anyone born before 1990) is that this is usually the peak of their (low grade) celebrity. It’s an odd thing how these young people aspire to be such trivial stars. Especially, when THIS is probably is going to be as good as it gets for them. That is if they only measure their success by their level of fame. Making for one sad state of reality. (Wow, what a sunny note to kickoff the weekend.)

Nude In Film volume M

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04.17.09 | Author : The D-Man
M be a popular letter for the beginning of women’s names. So much so we have to split them up in two parts. So here are a number marginally magnificent movie actresses in mostly minimal modes of... ... ah, screw the alliteration... they’re naked.

Chicks and Cool Rides

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04.16.09 | Author : The D-Man
Ready for another rant? I could go on about how I don’t completely understand the whole hot rod culture. Nor do I find the cliché placing of an attractive woman on the hood of a vehicle automatically sexy. With that being said, I often do like the look and craftsmanship of a nice car and I do enjoy partaking in some high speed fun, and you know, attractive women seem a-ok to me too but somehow the two together make me snicker most times. Do you care what I think? Doubt it. Do you like cars? Odds are good. Do you like the ladies? Duh. Do you know how hard it is to write about naked chicks day after day after year after decade and not go completely insane? Oh, look. It’s sunny outside. Time to set wheel outside for a spin. Tah.

Dry Hump Day

04.15.09 | Author : The D-Man
Charlize Theron is naked in a movie, Eliza Dushku, Chelsea Handler and other actresses get naked for awareness of something, Jessica Simpson has her privacy violated, 100 British babes pose in naughty photos and supermodel Shanna Click gets very very naked. All these and more...

Cold War Chicks

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04.15.09 | Author : The D-Man
Eastern Europe has become a great exporter of nude models in the last handful of years. They’ve provided great fodder for all those erotic “art” photographers who are making millions with their own websites. Oh and yes, I put quotes around “art” because so many of these sites throw that word around to the point that it ends up having no meaning. Just because someone can take a picture it doesn’t automatically make it art. Nor does slapping the word art on a website full of young barely 18 models spread eagle automatically make it classy. Of course, I must also balance this out by saying a lot of these shooters are pretty good and could even be called true artists but it’s the copycat wannabes that have no artistic sense and still manage to rape the word art to death are the ones who get my goat. Oh, on another note, here are a number of Eastern European models in photos that are higher on the artistic totem than whatever the hell I was just ranting about.

International Naked Day

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04.14.09 | Author : The D-Man
In our funny world, I’m sure that somewhere out there there is an actual International Naked Day and I’m pretty sure it’s not in North America. So we’ll leave the confines of our prude society and look to other countries today to provide some fodder for International Naked Day wherever or whenever that may be. Featuring: Poland’s Aneta Stokowska, Italy’s Belen Rodriguez, Germany’s Bettie Ballhaus, Eastern Europe’s Dragana Baranzik, Bulgaria’s Elena Ivanova, Serbia’s Evelin Dekoraterka, France’s Eve Angeli, Venezuela’s Gabric Drazena, Italy’s Ilaria Galassi, Argentina’s Justine Fuster, Great Britain’s Kate Booth, Germany’s Nastassja Kinski, Norway’s Shkendie Hoxha, Serbia’s Svedjanka and Eastern Europe’s Vanja Mandic.

Miscellaneous Monday of Miscellany

04.13.09 | Author : The D-Man
A multiplex of celebrity-like ladies ranging from actresses to models to the infamous to the who-the-eff-is-thats and everyone in between all in various forms of undress.

Nude In Film

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04.13.09 | Author : The D-Man
The latest still images featuring actresses partaking in a little (or lots of) extra skin in cinema and/or television to cross our proverbial desks. You might even recognize some of them and if not, get yourselves acquainted.

Thank You Jesus For All The Guilt Free Boob Viewing

04.10.09 | Author : The D-Man
There’s this (one giant) rumour that a guy named Jesus Christ died on this day some 2000 years ago in order to abolish all of man’s (that’s what humans were called when men were still chauvinist pricks) sins for all time, forever and ever. The followers of Mr. Christ over the next couple of millennia then made up a bunch of shit and one of them being that sex, nudity and the related are basically a sin unless performed in the holy union we know as marriage which every one knows is actually the institution that kills sex. So what happened with that whole sin free lifestyles we’re allowed to live thanks to the Jesus dude faking his death? Do I smell a contradiction in Christianity? Naw, I just smell an opportunity to interpret their nonsense to fit my own agenda (my own little invention that I’m sure no one has ever thought of doing before) in order to present you the sinless activity of looking at boobs on this good Good Friday. Thanks JC for the whole dying thing so we can actually live our lives. Oh, and for the candy.

HD TnA (Members Bonus)

04.10.09 | Author : The D-Man
If you like ‘em huge and crystal clear then you will enjoy the following display of nakedness on your HD displays. If you have a phobia of sweat pores on nipples, then you might want to avoid the following but you’re totally into that, then by all means, proceed. We will not judge you.

Fashion Model Fursday

04.09.09 | Author : The D-Man
An arty visual study of fashion models ranging from well known superstar models to lesser known editorial models who all share the common goal of making the product they are selling seem important enough to take their clothes off for. That sounds exactly like my own day job.

Celebrities Doing The Impossible, Being Real People

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04.09.09 | Author : The D-Man
Thanks to the paparazzi we have been privileged enough to witness celebrities being normal human beings. That is, if normal is globe trotting at least every month to a tropical destination with an entourage, security, endless spending money and the knowledge that three weeks after this holiday you can back on vacation for another 6 weeks. Whatever that means. Along with celebs taking a load off, we have the other variety of paparazzi shots known around here as Oops along with some on stage celebrity antics.

Various Variety That Varies

04.07.09 | Author : The D-Man
D’s a little under the weather. Hence, this tardy update. He will refrain from talking too much seeing that his breathing organs are full of lung butter. Yes, he talks while he types. He also has regressed to talking in the 3rd person. Here’s a whole schwack of recent celebrity nudity and skimpiness...

Nude In Film (Members Bonus)

04.07.09 | Author : The D-Man
It’s what you might’ve guessed, actresses naked in movies. Here’s a bunch of them...

Rosie and Hettie's Skateboarding Talent Probably Weaker Than Naked Talent

04.03.09 | Author : The D-Man
Rosie Jones has proven her ability to be naked many times before and newcomer Hettie Butler appears to have a natural gift for it as well. In this well executed photo shoot presented in the hip way that Front does, we are also lead to believe these two beauties can also skateboard... or “skate” as the kids say. It’s a major turn on for many guys when a sexy girl masters or even just participates with some passion in a traditionally male activity. So this could all be a ruse to get some extra attention for the magazine because, let’s face it, it takes more than some naked boobies these days to move paper. At least, for us sophisticated types.
view the entire Rosie Jones Nudography »

The Week In Rearview

04.03.09 | Author : The D-Man
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Classics to Contemporary

04.03.09 | Author : The D-Man
Let us all have a mind-fuck together, shall we? This will only work if you were born before 1980. The rest of you will probably just yawn and maybe say, “Ooh, boobies!” Here we have some very old shots of classic French actress Catherine Deneuve from 1973. Ok, fine. Then we have the stunning (albeit odd) Bo Derek from 1980. Ok, that doesn’t seem too bad. Ok. Then we have a bunch of sexy (British) models who seem to be someone, like yourself, would say “I would like to get with that” - and this is where, at least for me, my brain flipped upon itself in my skull - they were all born in 1990. Yes, the 90s! Of course, you still may want to “get with that” but think about this if you’re a longtime viewer of this site. When I coined myself with the oh-so stupid nickname of The D-Man in ’96 to give this site a name, these hot women were 6. I just don’t know what to do with this information.

The East - It's Just To Your Right

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04.03.09 | Author : The D-Man
Because so much of our culture is historically based from a time when Europe was considered the center of the civilized world (not unlike how Toronto thinks itself being the center of the Canadian Universe) we call places like Asia “The East” when East is only a direction, not a place. To the Australians, Asia is actually The North and to North Americans, it’s The West. (Wow. I’m just pouring with knowledgeable knowledge.) So let’s just be more correcter and call it Asia so we all know what we’re talking about no matter where your center of the worldly universe you are. Here are some of Asia’s finer celebrity industry exports including Japan’s Leah Dizon and Ryoko Kimoto, China’s Qi Shu (Transporter) and Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) in HI-RES versions of those now infamous paparazzi shots.

The Parts of Brazil You Didn't Learn in Social Studies

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04.02.09 | Author : The D-Man
When we learned about Brazil in Grade 8 Social Studies (that’s probably what our American cousins call History) I really don’t recall Brazilians looking like this. They somehow left out these parts. Junior High kids these days have probably seen these parts of Brazil, and more, before they even stepped foot in the classroom - which is a strange thought to us thirtysomethings. What’s even stranger is that these Brazilian model/celebrity like persons we now ogle at were just babies when I learned about their country in school. Oy vey.

Bad Girls Being Gooder

04.01.09 | Author : The D-Man
Some popular adult film actresses, aka pornstars, can tame it down once in a while and provide us more family friendly imagery. I certainly wouldn’t show any of these pictures to my kids - seeing that they don’t exist – but I would have them in a coffee table book on my coffee table and not mind if my Grandma happened to take a gander. So here’s Shay Jordan, Sophia Santi, Tera Patrick and Sasha Grey who you can see more of by clicking on this fancy link contraption - it’ll take you to x-art.com

A Little Worldly Jaunt

04.01.09 | Author : The D-Man
Belgium’s Miss Belgium 2008 Alizee Poulicek... of Belgium. England’s Charlotte Marshall, Natalie Oxley, Danielle Lloyd and Vikki Blows. Mexico’s (topless animal killer?) Dacia Arcaraz, Argentina’s Dallys Ferreira, Spain’s Maria Vazquez and a few of the very lovely French actress Virginie Ledoyen.

Nude In Film

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04.01.09 | Author : The D-Man
A giant collection of actresses in film doing nude scenes ranging from newer movies (Starship Troopers 3? There was a second one?) to classics in newly re-done images to meet with today’s standards in vidcaps technology.
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