The Peta That Doesnt Mind A Bit O Meat Sometimes

Well, that double entendre could be both inaccurate and offensive to the sweet gal that is Peta Todd. Perhaps, she fancies herself a vegetarian for all we know. So why oh why D-Man would you make her sound like both an animal hater and an eater of penises? You see, Mr. Strange Voice In My Head, her name is just like the organization that lobbies for animal rights and they don’t like people eating meat. Hence, the mention of meat eating. Oh, you don’t say? No, I do say. I also allowed the more immature readers similar to myself to then assume that her acceptance of a bit o meat refers to the consuming of the male genitalia. Of course, I retract everything I just wasted everyone’s time with by typing out this nonsense because Peta is said to be quite a sweet woman as seen here in her 2009 calendar...