Not even in theatres yet and the internets have scenes from Frank Miller’s “The Spirit” showing (what’s becoming inevitable in her movies, but no one’s complaining) Eve Mendes in a state of undress. Along with seeing into the future of nude scenes, here are some other nude scenes from the past...
Russia’s Anna Semenovich who’s body defies her previous occupation as a figure skater, South American fashion model Chloe Bello, Argentine model Dolores Barreiro, pinup model Emma Frain, fashion models Eniko Mihalik and Freja Beha-Erichsen, Gemma Atkinson’s 2009 Calendar, footballer girlfriend Letizia Filippi, Hungarian fitness trainer and model Rubint Reka, busty British pinups Sammy Braddy and Seren Gibson and Brazialian SI model Yesica Toscanini.
A fashion model’s duty is to primarily act as a clothes hanger to show off the latest ready-to-wear or hault couture collections on the runways of New York or France. As seen here, they can also act as self portable devices to house your fishing lures. Aren’t they way sexier than your Dad’s smelly old tackle box?
Swedish fashion model Aleksandra Eriksson, Holland’s Amanda Balk, Italian TV personality Camilla Ferranti, Victoria’s Secret model Caroline Winberg of Sweden, England’s Danielle Lloyd, Argentina’s Flor Salvioni, Hungarian Laura Karnyaczki, Brazil’s Livia Lemos, Italy’s Marianna Stefani, Argentina’s Maria Jose Lick, Sweden’s Marie Plosjo, Mexico’s Monica Noguera, Hungary’s Reka Kis-Hegedus and Rubint Reka.
To come out of left field, and I mean Commy Red left, comes our decision to report a completely non-nude story involving US politics and the hilarious and hot Sarah Silverman. Ok, so reporting a hot famous person is generally what we’re about and we will wedge in our political views facetiously into our naked lady news every so often but if you’re only into see full fledged boobies and bum bums, then keep scrolling down. However, if you’re into funny people that happen to double as a hot woman whose talent for irony makes them even hotter AND you actually keep up with the world outside of your Mom’s basement, then sit back and enjoy this clip...
As continued from our last report, Jessica Alba keeps up with her bikini wearing ways this week getting the yucky sounding term MILF closer and closer to being in the next edition of the Webster’s Dictionary making it official that the raping of the English language has spawned a mother humping race of demon children who don’t talk good. I don’t know what that means.
Twenty of them to be exact. They proclaim them to be the best naked British bodies. Ever? No, just as of right now. Not now, but now. No, now. Nnnow. Ahh, we just missed it. They WERE the best bodies but now they are not. That’s too bad. They were pretty great. To see what you missed, here they are... but be warned, they’re easily the worst naked British bodies. Ever? No, just now.
... and well, I kinda liked it. See what I did? I made the headline and the words after that sound like that song she sings. Except, I changed it to refer to the fact that there’s a picture in this random batch of sheerness and skimpiness where Katy is wearing a see through robe showing off her boobies. Am I clever or juvenile? Probably neither. I’m actually old and stupid. Anyway...
Abnormally, but not freak show-ishly endowed actress Diora Baird is playing the, or one of the infamous green alien ladies (Kirk kissed) in the new JJ Abrams’ Star Trek. She’s being credited at IMDb as The Green Girl but internetting nude celeb hunters are wondering if she’s going to be The NAKED Green Girl. It’s unlikely a Trek film would have nudity but if the Star Trek Universe stayed true to Gene Rodenberry’s vision of a progressive, inclusive and open-minded society then one would logically assume that the natural state of nudity would be part of that equation. Oh right, despite my insistence for everyone in my house to call me Captain when addressing me, we are still quite far from living in that Utopian future.
Including the clearest and bestest vidcaps of Laetitia’s innocent looking but still full frontal nude scene in “Le Grand appartement,” we have the following actresses furthering the plots of their respective movies by going naked... Alice Krige, Amy Smart, Boti Bliss, Demi Moore, Emily Mortimer, Giovanna Mezzogiorno, Holly Hunter, Isild LeBesco, Kate Rodger, Katherine Waterston, Laura Bozzone, Lynda Carter, Lynn Collins, Petra Schmidt-Schaller, Rachel Weisz, Rena Riffel, Rose McGowan, Sandra Oh, Tilda Swinton, Tina Krause, Victoria Abril and Virginia Madsen.
That’s right, a PILTT. Sounds sexy, noh? Or why not a RHILTH? You know, a Reproducing Human I’d Like To Hug. As catchy as that trendy catch phrase that starts with M and ends in ILF, I can’t bring myself to ever use it in my every day vocabulary. Maybe just Sundays. No, not even Sundays. Anyone that regulars a celebrity based website like this one already knows that Jessica Alba had a baby recently and most are quite aware of her attractiveness before she had her offspring. Well, for all those that need to assign labels to attractive mothers because they seem to be shocked by this fabricated oxy moron, Jessica Alba is still attractive. That’s so weird. I must give this strange phenomenon a name of some sort so that everyone will know that I like to fornicate attractive women who have reproduced... hmmm...
Made up insiders who don’t exist reported some juicy gossip from the set of the recent photo shoot involving the once coy Lucy Pinder and the still shy Chanelle Hays saying that the two had a heart to heart to talk about their struggles in the world of nude modeling and actually having to be nude. Not unlike when surgeons cry on each other’s shoulders when they discuss how blood is just so yucky. Despite Lucy’s attempts to convince Chanelle that being a nude model actually requires some real nudity every once in a while, Hayes continued to play coy for the cameras. Rumour has it that her next plan, which she says will be all the rage, is to buy a permanent hand bra made from the discards of Iraqi criminals because she also fancies herself a bit green by recycling whenever she can. Of course, these are just rumours wrapped in flat-out lies.
Thanks to super beauties like Marisa Miller and Keeley Hazell (among others) the tree killing form of time keeping known as the calendar remains a re far sexier way to track the days than any lame default widget you’re too lazy to change on your desktop. These two calendars are almost awesome enough for me to actually hang in my imaginary cubicle, but I must have a quibble or two with Marisa’s calendar. First, as great as the photos are, they are all recycled from the last SI swimsuit issue. Did they really have no great outtakes to fill 12 months to make it a bit fresher? Second, let’s stay away from air brushing out body parts that are clearly supposed to be there and would be visible if it weren’t for some uptight fart nut editor. Nippleless human beings just make me sad. Oh, before you go, here some great outtakes from the very well done 2009 Roberta Mancino calendar. It’s rather ironic, but D ripped Roberta’s previous calendars apart a while back for it’s lack of originality and total cheese factor and now she’s come out with a total winner. D likes to think that he’s responsible for that. He also likes to jump back into talking in the third person every once in a while.
Reality TV’s Aisleyne Horgan, the so-called next Kate Moss model Alice Dellal, another fashion model leaning to the very cute hot side Doutzen Kroes, Scottish TV personality Edith Bowman, Italy’s rather attractive Elena Santarelli and Elisabetta Canalis, Heroe’s Kristen Bell sporting a bikini, Lisa Rinna, Italy’s Melita Toniolo and Michelle Hunziker, Spanish model Mireia Canalda, Penelope’s sister Monica Cruz, Italy’s Nina Moric, Argentina’s Victoria Vanucci and also from Italy, Vittoria Puccini.
Oh, the classic comedy bit of reversing the intent of the sentence by ending it with an emphatic “Not!” That was fresh for about 2 minutes when Mike Myers used it in the early 90s which is about the life shelf of most of his bits. Sadly to say. As for the following outtakes from sexy studio shoots featuring Project Runway host Heidi Klum and British model - who could host almost anything and I’d tune in - Kitty Lea, their freshness still holds thanks to who’s in the centre of attention. Oh, for the heck if it, here are some better versions of pop music’s Ciara’s recent nudes for the collecting types.
No matter how much elitists like myself loath the take-over of schlock “reality” television and its cast of vapid human beings, my strategy of only watching these shows when no one is looking doesn’t seem to be making these shows go away. How do they know I’m watching them? My cat-like reflexes to change the channel before anyone enters the room seems fool proof in order to keep these shows from having high ratings. What am I doing wrong? Maybe it’s those damn Brits who seem to spawn so many of the North American reality shows I never watch in the company of people that manage keep this monster alive. Here is their latest army of hollow characters who use their outer womanly attractiveness to bait high class TV watchers to tune in to their dramatic lives of realness.
Alison Lohman, Amanda Peet, Asia Argento, Bai Ling, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charlotte Rampling, Claire Danes, Daisy Bates, Elizabeth Hitchcock, Emilia Fox, Emily Brownell, Gemma Arterton, Goldie Hawn, Holly Hunter, Jennifer Connelly, Julianne Moore, Julia Bond, Julie Warner, Karin Viard, Kari Wuhrer, Kate Hudson, Kate Winslet, Kelly Monaco, Kristin Adams, Leah Cairns, Linda Kozlowski, Lorissa McComas, Madeleine Stowe, Maggie Q, Manuela Arcuri, Marisa Tomei, Michelle DiBenedetti, Michelle Williams, Mila Kunis, Misty Mundae, Naomi Watts, Natasha Henstridge, Nora Tschirner, Penelope Lea, Rachel Sterling, Sarah Wynter, Shanna Click, Sherilyn Fenn, Sophie Marceau, Sophie Monk, Sunny Leone and Susan Dey.
Situated South East of North America, the “continent of the Americas” is made up of 15 different nations including Brazil, Argentina and Colombia to name a few. While we have Wikipedia to thank for those solid and boring facts, we have this site to fill the sexy facts void by teaching us about who lives in South American and what they look like naked. Here is a small and very naked sampling...
VS model Alessandra Ambrosio, classic 90s supermodel Angie Everhart and her nipples seen recently with Joe Pesci, Anna Kournikova, Spain’s Aroa Gimeno, Ugly Betty’s Becki Newton and her short skirt giving her secrets away, fashion model Candice Swanepoel, the always good looking Carmen Electra, one the sexiest models to be in SI Catrinel Menghia who seems like she could cross the line to hardcore modeling at any second, France’s enduring beauty Emmanuelle Beart, Holland’s Fajah Lourens, England’s Gemma Atkinson, Jo Champa and her breasts go to a premier, nicest looking American Idol Katharine McPhee, new Brit pinup Kaylee Carver, Lucy Pinder keeping Chanelle Hayes from being fully naked, Marie-Louise Parker in the tub in “Weeds”, Megan “Never Get Sick of Looking At” Fox in some bigger slash better scans, wrestlerette Melina Perez, Victoria’s Secret cutie Miranda Kerr, Mischa Barton and ever escaping breast, My Name Is Earl’s Nadine Velazquez, supermodel Naomi Campbell, France’s Natalia Oreiro, the frightening and comical Nicole “Coco” Austin , pop cutie Rihanna, singer Roisin Murphy and SI supermodel Yesica Toscanini.
Greek model slash TV presenter slash attractive lady worth a look or two or five or however many you want to convince you that you should explore other countries every once in a while.
Charlotte Ayanna and Daryl Hannah in “Dancing At The Blue Iguana”, Eva Green in “The Dreamers”, Jacqueline Bisset in “Secrets” and “The Deep”, Marisol Nichols (of TV’s 24) in “Felon”, Rosario Dawson in “Alexander”, Sigourney Weaver in “Half Moon Street” and “Map of The World” and Susan Sarandon in “Pretty Baby.”
While naked is usually the dominant preference of a women’s state of being for most men, it’s not always a requirement for sexiness. Megan Fox has yet to truly dawn that popular state of being and she still manages to garner a ridiculous amount attention for her ridiculous amount of attractiveness that she’s been sharing with us all lately. Here’s her latest pictorial from GQ and a video showing some behind the scenes footage from said sexy shoot. Plus for the heck of it, here are some great but recycled shots of Megan worth another gander...
Mexican television actress who, thanks to this fairly strong photo shoot setup, has quite a talent for not wearing clothes. Again, this site brings you profound statements of nothingness... but SEXY nothingness, which is clearly way better than plain ole nothingness. Oh, fellow Mexicanners Alejandra (that’s Alexandra in Mexican) Urdain and Gaby (that’s Gaby in Mexican) Ramirez make an appearance as well.
Along with a gathering of one named wonder French ladies (we named Unknown) who may or may not be famous but are apparently somehow linked to the television and movie industry, we have a hodgepodge of international celebrities who we’re guessing are probably of the Z class level of famousness but perhaps in their respective countries, they are the Paris Hiltons of those nations. How sad.
Yes, the calendars of 2009 are much like the calendars of 2008 in that they feature more topless models, again. And again, certain models (Gemma Atkinson and Chanelle Hayes) still can’t shake their phobia of full toplessness in 2009. No matter what though, they’re all a lot sexier than any “Cats Doing The Darndest Things” calendars. Unless of course, you’re really odd. So here are some snippets from upcoming wall hanging time keeping devices featuring Chanelle Hayes, Danni Wells, Gemma Atkinson, Jakki Degg, Sam Cooke and Tanya Robinson.
Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz-Barros, better quality of those new Anna Kournikova shots, a slightly improved version of this Christina Aguilera shot, black and white shots of model Ilaria Gabrielli, Britain’s sex kitten Jo Guest, Heavy Metal inspiration Julie Strain before she sported her top heavy curves, Liv Tyler getting a little sex, the always sexy Megan Fox is some new and not so new shots from a old shoot, actress from 80s movie Dream A Little Dream Meredith Salenger, Michelle Marsh asking you to fasten your seatbelts and eat your nuts, My Name Is Earl’s Nadine Velazquez being hot, Argentina’s Natacha Jaitt, new to the pinup scene Rosie Jones, actresses Sasksia Neillsen and Valerie Kaprisky.
Sounds like Yoda is writing for us now. Anyway, here are some recent and not so recent moments of public celebrity nudity where some are suspiciously contrived in that you’d have to be a bit of a ‘tard to wear an outfit like that and not expect something to happen. Others are truly accidental...
When these calendars come out in the future, maybe there will be flying cars and world peace. Or maybe, just maybe someone will invent a new phone that you can carry around wherever you want and it won’t even have a cord. That would be amazing. So maybe when you view through the months of this quite exceptional Roberta Mancino calendar in 2009, or any of these other international celebrity driven calendars, you might just be talking on your portable phone in your flying car above a world without war. Boy, I sure am a daydreamer.
Thanks to the viewers who stepped up and sent in what to The D-Man was a rare nude he had not found yet. He stumbled upon a few more in the last 48 hours that he had not seen before and thought he’d share those as well. Remember when D would mock his own fondness for this French supermodel by calling her Mrs. D-Man? How silly was that? D’s way more progressive than that and would take her name instead. The Casta. Yeah, that sounds like a good normal name.
Did we really think Hef and his Girls Next Door (Holly, Kendra and the other one) were destined to be together forever? Forever ever? Or were you like but 3 blond people on Earth who gave no brain cell power to this question? Seems Ole Hugh has found a new excuse to remain free of female commitment and found a new lady friend freshlu imported from the Ukraine, Dasha Astafieva. Nice change of pace for the old man by dating a brunette this time. But sadly, we’re guessing he doesn’t base his choice of women on much of a deeper level than that. Meeeeow! What a bitch I’m being today...
As we briefly saw earlier in the week, singer Ciara has gone down the road of many female singers of limited talent; that road being Sexy Naked Street. Yes, gone are the days when phenomenal voice talents like Aretha Franklin and Janis Joplin could get noticed back when radio was their friend. As were producers friendly to talent of which some actually gave a shit about legitimate music. Now in the age of video, aesthetics is King and true talent is but a distant thought. Mind you, when was the last time we actually could watch a video on MTV or Much Music? No more radio. No more videos. Where the hell does all the shitty pop music get played now? It must be coming from somewhere because “I Kissed A Girl” has been running in my brain all month and it’s not because I actually kissed a girl anytime in the last decade.
Here’s a great collection of fashion models doing the fashion thing in which clothes seem to be a secondary or even thirdary thought after the model and photography. Includes the great Daria Werbowy who weirdly enough got into Canada’s Walk of Fame recently. Really? Already? Wasn’t she born in the 80s?
Lou Doillon is one of those fashion models that makes you do a slight double-take because you wonder what exactly makes her so special to be a model. You know, one of those “alt” models. So an acquired taste she may be for some but once again, the Purple People make nude photography interesting. Oh, speaking of models, we also have here a pair of rather famous supermodel backsides (Claudia Schiffer & Naomi Campbell) in what appears to be a little reunion of classic supermodels. Plus, can anyone find the large version of this great new Laetitia nude?
Russian born fashion model Sveta Utkina (we know she’s Eastern European by the pairing of constants in her name) seen here in a behind the scenes looking photo shoot which we are unsure whether they are indeed behind the scenes shots of that was the look they were going for. Either way, it’s somewhat an edgy shoot in that I am saying it is.
A handsome little collection of some rather handsome ladies of the non-American kind and they are Hungary’s Alexandra Bordas, Argentina’s Florencia Gomez-Cordoba, Spain’s synchronized swimming silver medalist Gemma Mengual and ending with Greece’s lovely Olga Farmaki.
Most notable in this collection of real actresses who actually act are the best versions of Eva Mendes’s great photo shoot where she shows modeling come quite natural to her. As it does for a lot of these actresses... well, that could be argued considering we have the likes of Lindsay Lohan. So with some disclaimer that the following can act in varying degrees of ability, here is Alexandra-Maria Lara, Ana Carolina-DaFonseca, Caroline Dhavernas, Elisha Cuthbert, Elizabeth Banks, Eva Mendes, Grace Park, Halle Berry, Keira Knightley, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, Meg Ryan, Monica Guerritore, Paz Vega, Piper Perabo, Salma Hayek and Virginie DeClausade.
Fashion model who probably has fans that might just consider her in the supermodel league. That argument could be made considering the other models of the super stature who have done this exact completely nude photo shoot for Purple in the past. Along with Heidi Klum, Shalom Harlow, and Helena Christensen to name a few, actress Chloe Sevigny has done this simple yet effective setup.
Amy Adams, Benedicta Boccoli, Carmen Luvana, Christina Aguilera, Christy Hemme, Ciara , Eva Wyrwal, Gisele Bundchen, Helena Coelho, Ingrid Martz, Isabeli Fontana, Jessian Gravel, Jodie Marsh and Mischa Barton.
Again, the ladies with those fancy accents which make them a lot easier to listen to compared to quite a few of their American model counterparts. I mean. Like. You know? Here is Chanelle Hayes, Cheryl Tweedy, Danielle Lloyd, Emma Frain, Imogen Thomas, Jennifer Clark, Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Sam Cooke, Sarah Connor and Seren Gibson.
Cleavage can range from ravishing to the reeecockulous. This visual study explores that spectrum from sexy to silly with the absurd Jodie Marsh being a prime example of the ladder who seems to only own one top. Some of the lesser insane are Alicia Witt, Carla Gugino, Davorka Tovilo, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Erika Christensen, Gail O'Grady, Helena Christensen, Hofit Golan, Jane Goldman, Katarina Witt, Kellie Pickler, Kirsty Gallacher, Lindsay Lohan, Louise Nurding, Michelle Ryan, Monica Bellucci, Natasha Alam, Nikki Cox, Sandra Speichert, Sara Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Vergara, Tanya Memme, Tea Leoni and Tishara Cousino.
With celebrities like Michelle Hunziker who was born to wear this clothing called a bikini and doing what she was born to do, it makes it difficult to hold my elitist opinion that the paparazzi are the scum of the Earth who disguise their mental short-comings and stalking obsessions as legitimate jobs that is just fulfilling a need for the public who apparently cry out to them for more uninteresting pictures of uninteresting infamous people. So when their little con job produces sexy pictures of hot famous ladies in bikinis, it makes me think maybe I was too hard on them. Then I stop thinking that about 5 seconds after I look at these pictures and go back to sitting on my high horse... which is actually just a pony. So really, I’m sitting pretty low and shouldn’t be listened to with much respect.
With surgical precision, the word ass is spliced into the word international in order to deliver the message that the following visual study focuses on bums from other countries. If this bit of writing doesn’t get a Pulitzer, then I have no faith in the decision making of award givers. So with that, here are a number of asstastic ladies from South America...
Brazilian beauty with surfing in her genes... (hmm, surfing in her jeans sounds like fun)... who also has that rare mutant gene that causes super good lookingness which of course led her to modeling. That of which led her to the inevitable; dating a sports star, tennis player Gustavo Kuerten. No model’s resume is complete without a fling with some guy who’s good with balls. Maryeva has made several magazine covers and hosting duties on riveting shows and of course, no bigger appearance than this one right here on a site that debuted when she was only 16. Lawyer people; that means she’s 28 now so settle down.
New girl Rosie Jones manages to get a little cuter and a lot sexier thanks in some part to the fine people over at Front who manage to make simple photo shoots quite enjoyable to stare at for a while.
Looks like Keeley’s new 2009 calendar is slowly being revealed already and I can’t imagine the calendar having any surprises now. Oooh, maybe February will have 31 days this year. Wouldn’t that be neat?!
Word is Kanye West has been posting photos of Krystal Forscutt on his MySpace in his own charming egotistical style he has to get what he wants. This makes me wonder if all you have to do to get a semi-famous hot girlfriend is to merely post photos of her on your little website. If this logic holds strong, then I should be expecting to have over 14 thousand girlfriends coming my way. Finally, my Mom will get off my back for not getting laid. Most Mother’s would want a grand kid by now. Nope, not my mom. She will settle for me to stop living like the Pope. So famous ladies who I’ve posted over the years, my email address is just a few clicks away...
With Keeley and Krystal we now have Kayleigh Pearson and Kaylee Carver who are all about the same age so there must have been a K kraze in the early 90s. Wait, their names are homonyms! That’s so cool, if you’re an Elementary School Language Arts nerd... and we’re not. So we don’t think it’s cool. It’s stupid. I hate it. Stupid homonym names!
Lady actors showing their acting chops and their lady parts and they are… Amber Smith, Andrea Thompson, Audrey Tautou, Beverly D'Angelo, Brittany Daniel, Dominique Swain, Kylie Bax, Lisa Ray, Mila Kunis and Penelope Cruz.
Ok, so we feature these British pinup gals a lot, but are you really finding them stale yet? If you are, then hopefully D’s little ongoing renovation of BoB will make them seem fresher. It’s hard to avoid posting the majority of these ladies simply because they just can’t not never be nude and the volume of nudity that they unload on to their internetting audiences has turned them into actual celebrities. Sure, maybe D class at best. However, like the rest of Europe, these models are among the many in this modern interweb age to give ole Hef and his empire of bunnymates a run for their money. When was the last time a bunnymate became a household name? Or even memorable to us web celeb gawkers? It be a while...
Her run as a supermodel continues and her latest nude editorial shoot doesn’t contradict that. More of the same. So if you’re a super fan, yeah, you’ll pretty much love this. If you’re a Kate hater, then scroll to the next item. If you’re neither here nor there, then where are you?
I hate that her pop song is listenable. I love that she once was a Christian gossip singer. I hate that I love hating Christian’s going to the dark side of the pop music scale and get all Satan friendly with their kissing girl songs and making art out of their sexy lady parts. No, wait. I love that.
A visually study of actresses furthering the plots of movies by daring to shed their clothes... and they are Alice Kopp, Ashley Judd, Asia Argento, Brinke Stevens, Carole Ammoun, Carol Kane, Cynthia Nixon, Egholm Olsen, Gabrielle Anwar, Isild LeBesco, Jessica Kiper, Juliette Binoche, Julie Fournier, Kathy Shower, Laura Bozzone, Lou Doillon, Marisol Nichols, Olivia Wilde, Sei Ashina, Shannon Tweed, Sienna Miller, Theresa Russell and Tracy Scoggins.
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