With celebrities like Michelle Hunziker who was born to wear this clothing called a bikini and doing what she was born to do, it makes it difficult to hold my elitist opinion that the paparazzi are the scum of the Earth who disguise their mental short-comings and stalking obsessions as legitimate jobs that is just fulfilling a need for the public who apparently cry out to them for more uninteresting pictures of uninteresting infamous people. So when their little con job produces sexy pictures of hot famous ladies in bikinis, it makes me think maybe I was too hard on them. Then I stop thinking that about 5 seconds after I look at these pictures and go back to sitting on my high horse... which is actually just a pony. So really, I’m sitting pretty low and shouldn’t be listened to with much respect.