Hefs New Lady Friend (Members Bonus) The big news is that Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriend is both not blond and not packed to the roof with silicone. Has he finally acquired some taste? Or will Dasha Astafieva show up at the Mansion with fried platinum hair and ginormous fakies which would render her invisible amongst all of Hef’s current gal pals? We hope not... well, actually, we don’t really care in the big scheme of things... but if we’re on this subject, that’s where our hopes lay.