Hungary’s Adrienn Barsi, South America’s Amanda Forbes, Brazil’s Bia and Branca Feres, Big Brother Hungary’s Szilvi, Monika and Lilli, Argentina’s Camila Velazco, Mexico’s Cecilia Ponce and Fabiola Campomanes, UK’s Lauren Pope, La Barbie of some unknown country, Argentina’s Mariana DeMelo, Mexico’s Maria Karunna, England’s Shelly Brumpton, China’s Shu Qi, Silvia from Mexico’s La Chiva and Sweden’s Victoria Silvstedt.
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Little Known Actress Makes News For Wearing Bikini
Sophie Monk is an actress who we barely know and yet she’s of many barely proven actresses slash celebrities who get followed around by the paparazzi hoping to catch them in a candid sexy moment. Well, here’s Sophie’s “candid” sexy moment at the beach in a red bikini which, for her sake, we hope isn’t her career making moment.
A visual study of the variety of country’s this world has to offer and the infamously naked ladies who come from them (we make it our duty to create the most cumbersome sentences, ever): Mexico’s Alejandra Urdain, Gaby Ramirez and Galilea Montijo with Cuba’s Vida Guerra, Hungary’s Viktoria Metzker and Argentina’s Zahyra Amat.
This current influx of Greek models reminds me of when the internet starting teaching us the culture of Argentina through its incredibly attractive models slash celebrities. Oh, how we’ve learned so much from that little South American country. So let’s see what Greece is currently populating the internet with these days: Eva Laskari, Evelyn Kazatzoglou, Florinta Petroccielli and Ria Antoniou.
Sexy Time with the Models of Victorias Secret (Members Bonus)
With all the right pieces in place, Victoria’s Secret has finally compiled a stellar little book of photos. With what must be a huge budget to play with, connections to some of the top photographers in the world and with what is the ultimate of supermodel rosters, it should be put into law that they put together more high class collections of photos featuring these genetic freaks of wonderful nature. The fantastic freaks being Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Angela Lindvall, Daniela Pestova, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, Laetitia Casta, Marisa Miller, Naomi Campbell, Oluchi Onweagba and Tyra Banks.
Keeley Hazell Makes 2009 Another Year of Nakedness
According to this preview, Keeley will come in two falvours for the 2009 calendar year: sexy and sexier. The sexy one being called her swimsuit calendar and the sexier one being the “lingerie” version. The quotes, of course signifying sarcasm. The lingerie is apparently the strips of cloth that you see under her ample naked bosom and/or disappearing into her British bum cheeks. I can’t say lingerie is the first thing that comes to mind when I browse Keeley’s 12 months. Nonetheless, either calendar would make any time keeper happy to do so.
Another pinup model from the Old Country who is starting out her career of selling sex using the Lucy Pinder business model. This business model being that when posing nude, one mustn’t show one’s nipples to the public. However, like Lucy, Charlotte may abandon her coy ways and find that the world won’t end when one exposes the cute little victims of purple-nurple attacks.
Venezuelan model Gloria Ordonez easily has one of the most obnoxious MySpace site’s around. Hello migraine. Wait, I just looked at Charlotte McKenna’s. Hello seizure!
Gisele Bundchen in HQ versions of her fine spread in V, Cindy Crawford, Franke Bette, a new take on a classic Heidi Klum shoot, Heidi Mount, Nadja Auermann, Naomi Campbell, Natasha Poly, Raica Oliveira, Shanna Click, Visnja A, along with some unknowns.
Anyone with half a brain knows there are two kinds of women; blondes and non-blondes and that’s it. So let us take this nuanced conversation further and judge one of the two groups and narrow our judging down to 50 of them. We’re also going to rank these blondes from 50 to 1. 50 being really bad and 1 being far superior than the rest of them. For the heck of it, we’ll focus a little extra attention on Eva Wyrwal who came in at number 2 which means she was the best of the worst blondes.
Viktoria Gyulai aka Viki Gyulai aka Fresh Wiki aka pop singing eye candy hails from the land of Hungary where she is also known as Gyulai Viki because those Hungarians have a funny habit of putting their last names before their first names. So here she is in visual form which is all we really need seeing that the rule tends to be that the more skin a singer will show, the lesser the musical talent will be.
The latest non-news news stories in visual form currently reporting nothing important are Big Brother UKer Aisleyne Horgan sunbathing topless, new 90210 show’s AnnaLynne McCord introducing herself and her right areole to the masses, Claire Danes sporting a tiny weenie bikini, UK tabloid fodder Danielle Lloyd giving the rags what they want by faking candidness, Katie “Jordan” Price showing a little something that was once much bigger, supermodel Kate Moss doing her usual topless shtick, Italy’s Melissa Satta taking junk for a dunk, Rosario Dawson hosing herself down and giving the kids at the pool a thrill, actress Sienna Miller having more shirtless fun, Corey Feldman’s wife Susie wearing a see-thru white T and the brunette from Tatu at front row perspective.
Finding Photos Sexy Determines If You Support The Troops
If the following photos of two Brazilian models (Aline Rosado and Juliane Almeida) wearing the proud uniforms of an undisclosed nation or militia group do not make your pants feel smaller, then you clearly, do not support The Troops. What also holds true is if the idea of a naked woman straddling a tank’s gun barrel does not make you want to immediately hump the nearest warm body, then you hate your country. Sorry, I didn’t make up these rules. Jesus did.
Actress Abbey Clancy, pinup Amylu Bennett, Spanish model Blanca Cuesta, French First Lady Carla Bruni, Mexico’s Dorismar, Eva Mendes in yet another take on this great photo, Brit Gemma Massey, Scully herself Gillian Anderson, actress Haley Bennett, Big Brother UK’s Jennifer Clark, British actress Jennifer Ellison, frightening aviator Jerri Byrne, sexy musician Kamilia Dupont, Lara Bernasconi, Spanish actress Leonor Watling, Enlgish pinup model Lucy Becker, the unstoppably gorgeous Megan Fox, Meg Ryan with her cute face of yesteryear, the first unstoppable gorgeous force of Monica Bellucci, England’s knock-out Nikkala Stott, Orsi Feher, various ladies with the best enhancements according to some tabloid publishers and South America’s Ximena Capristo.
Italian actress Alma Lo Moro, French model Amanda Lear, Italian DJ Catrina Davies, Dutch model Monique Sluyter, American actress Natalie Martinez who will eb in the upcoming “Death Race” and finished off with a pair of models known in South American as Talita and Tamires (Japanese twins no less).
Jennifer Connelly who doesn't seem to shy away from any type of film here in The Hot Spot (1990), Of Love and Shadows (1994), Mulholland Falls (1996), Inventing the Abbotts (1997), Requiem for a Dream (2000),Waking the Dead (2000), House of Sand and Fog (2003), and Little Children (2006)
Ha! So it IS true. Girl roommates do indeed hangout at home together naked and have happy naked cuddles. This little set of Kitty Lea and her flatmate Kellie prove it. I mean, this couldn’t possibly just be a setup to get guys to buy magazines. Could it?
You know, Latin: The generic term used by the ignorant to describe anyone that sounds like they are speaking Mexican. Plus, if their first name ends with a “da” or the last name ends in opez, what you have is a Latin. This racist stereotyping lesson brought to you by a sarcastic Liberal who honestly doesn’t know who Fernanda Lopez is.
A visual study of what actresses will do to strengthen the plot... featuring Alexis Dziena, Alyssa Milano, Amber Smith, Angel Boris, Anna Friel, Anne Parillaud, Asia Argento, Audrey Tautou, Debra Winger, Elisabeth Shue, Elisa Morucci, Elizabeth Shue, Gabrielle Anwar, Grace Park, Holly Eglington, Jane Fonda, Kelly Craig, Laura Ramsey, Leelee Sobieski, Leighton Meester, Lena Headey, Lynn Thomas, Martha Higareda, Miranda Otto, Monica Bellucci, Natasha Gregson-Wagner, Rebecca DeMornay, Ryan Blanchard, Salma Hayek, Sascha Knopf, Sophie Monk and Tea Leoni.
Colombian Exports That Give You a Different Kind of Buzz (Member Bonus)
Colombia’s Cristina Geitner and Tala Restrepo come from the land of beans and blow and other things that are probably exported more often but who can resist not mentioning cocaine and coffee with its lovely ring of alliteration. Sorry Colombian’s. I know your country has other things going for it besides addictive substances. I understand the frustration because Canada is more than maple syrup and bacon. We have a progressive and socially minded government. Wait. Nope. We have a pristine environment. Well, not anymore. Oh yeah, we have Celine Dion. Yup, it’s official. Canada sucks now. So on to Colombia...
Those great behind the scenes photos of Gisele in assless jeans from a few months ago have finally hit the presses in the form of a publication whose title is simply a consonant which makes for a cool interactive logo on their cover.
Amii Grove, Danni Wells, Sammie Pennington, Sam Cooke and Seren Gibson along with some bonus Keeley Hazell all do their very best to destroy the pale English stereotype by soaking in the Sun fed vitamin D.
The Brits Go Topless While The Americans Stay Modester (Members Bonus)
While a Canadian interweb copy writer makes up words on the fly, British ladies Sienna Miller and Kate Moss play by European beach rules and have gone topless on their recent vacations. Meanwhile, American celebrity counterparts Eva Longoria and Jennifer Lopez play by US beach rules (despite not being in the US) and keep their bikini tops on. Other bikini sporting celebrities here are Europe’s Melissa Satta and Michelle Hunziker along with a few others...
Russian pop-singer whose talent for wearing skimpy clothing couldn’t possibly outshine her musical talents Anna Pletneva; Greek model Gogo Mastrokosta; U S and A’s Gladiator Jemma Palmer; Big Brother Australian participant Krystal Forscutt; Norwegians Lene Alexandra and Marianne Aulie; and finished with another gorgeous Greek Sofia Georgiou.
A small but healthy portion of fashion models we can call super because they are... and they are Ana Beatriz-Barros, Carre Otis, Elle MacPherson, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Rie Rasmussen, Sophie Holmes and Tuuli Shipster.
...models of various proportions and fame continue to flood the world wide web causing non South American people to pay attention to a continent they otherwise would not think about except when they had a moment to reflect on the origins of the banana they are eating or the cocaine they are sniffing. We now bring you footage of said South American models...
...which would be known as “sports” in North America but when the British describe it purely as “sport” we can’t help but like the way it makes the spectacle of sweaty men running after balls sound sophisticated or even important. Mind you, in this report we only focus on female athletes who chase after balls and keep score of it. Just like every other woman! HIGH FIVE! I mean, right? Guys? High five? Leaving me hanging, huh? Good. That was a test to see if you’re a sexist pig. Yeah. A test. That’s what that was. And now, ladies of sport...
Noelia Lorenzo Monge is another pop singer with a body to die for which is the very thing that allows her mediocre musical talent to get any air play in the mainstream media. In the world of Latin music, she’s also known for some sensational tabloid headlines ranging from being bipolar, crazy lawsuits and for being a participant in a sex tape that features both front bum and traditional rear bum play. You know; the usual antics of a pop singer in the 21st century.
([ba-sta] : Italian : enough!, stop.) A friend of mine of was the first person I ever heard use the phrase “Basta!” at the end of something he said. He said it quite adamantly. I thought he was mad at me and I cried. Once I stopped being a sucky-baby, I asked him what he meant. He told me it was like using the word “period” to emphasize your point by stating nothing else needs to be said. So now whenever I keep seeing this Greek model Sasha Basta, I can’t help but think of this vocabulary lesson I had and how appropriate her name is. Clearly, when you see her, nothing else needs to be said. Basta.
Heroes’ Ali Larter, actress Asia Argento, Mexico’s Candela Ferro, supermodel Cindy Crawford, the Brazilian beauty from “The Incredible Hulk” Debora Nascimento, actress Diora Baird, French actress Emmanuelle Seigner, Aussie model Erin Mcnaught, Italian Eva Collini, Britian’s Gemma Atkinson, the agelessly hot Gina Gershon, actress Julia Ormond, model Kari Sweets, actress Kate Hudson, model Kerly Ruiz, model Lucy Clarkson, Mexican Ludwika Paleta, actresses Maria Bello and Marisa Tomei, Mega Fox Megan Fox, Brit pinup Michelle Marsh, model turned actress Milla Jovovich, actresses Natalia Avelon and Natassia Malthe, model Nicky Watson, Wild On! Host Norelys Rodriguez – holy shit, actress Penelope Cruz, retro Phoebe Cates, actress Robin Tunney, Without A Trace’s Roselyn Sanchez, Italy’s Sara Tommasi, Canadian Shannon Tweed, Big Brother’s Shell Jubin, French beauty Sophie Marceau, reality television’s Trishelle Cannatella, models Victoria Valmer and Vikki Blows, kelpto Winona Ryder and Argentina’s Zaira Nara.
Hungary’s Adrienn Levai, Argentina’s Claudia Ciardone, Spanish dancer Mari Angeles Mas, Eastern European adult model slash actress Marketa Brymova, Spanish pop-eurodance singer slash producer slash songwriter slash actress Rebeca Pous Del Toro and Hungarian model Viki Lenkei.
Whatever “it” is, Vikki has it. Normally, I’d three nude photos of Vikki Blows would be enough to make anyone’s day but for the fickle and because we have them, we have some of Vikki’s peers/co-workers/fellow country-women to round things out. (Also featuring: Amy Diamond, Chanelle Hayes, Jessica-Jane Clement, Katie Downes, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Malene Espensen, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, and Tanya Robinson.)
Jodie Marsh may be a sweet woman with a heart of gold but if I were to judge her primarily by the visuals the internet has given me, Jodie frightens me. I imagine small children would scurry with the sight of her as well. The red lights started burning my retinas after seeing this lady’s decisions to get plastic surgery that actually makes her look like a tranny. The frightening part is that she probably thinks this looks good. I’ve got nothing against trannies. They’re working with what they got. However, Jodie was already a lady and yet felt the need to enhance her ladiness so much that it came back around the gender globe and made her look like a man trying to look like a lady. People are odd. “Odd” being a nicer way of saying “stupid.”
Caroline D’Amore sounds like she would be a French actress but in fact is the offspring of Pizza joint founders in Los Angeles. Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model who we’ve seen stunning nude photo shoots of for the last handful of years. These are the first HQ bikini paparazzi shots that we’ve seen and the first time we’ve seen her looking a tad underweight. (We’re just saying.) Mya Harrison also known just as Mya is a pop singer who had a hit on a chart system I never pay attention to. Natalia Bush is another European based model who’s done some great nudes over the years.
Last year, this day was supposed to be the luckiest day in over a thousand years which was the last time the date was 07.07.07. I don’t know about you, but 07.07 in 2007 was pretty much the same as any day. This year in 2008, it’s just the same plain day... except for this summery and sticky sweet collection of photos which blend the appeal of cute semi-famous topless girls with cold sugary summer treats featuring the likes of the lovely Kitty Lea, new comers Kaylee Caryer and Little Susie plus fan favourite Lucy Pinder who’s 2009 calendar can be previewed here as well...
Victorias Secret Show Backstage Pass Recipient Spontaneously Combusts
Born with the medical phenomenon known as a horse shoe up one’s ass, a 23 year-old man was bestowed with a backstage pass to a Victoria’s Secret runway show which is known worldwide for its ridiculous concentration of beautiful women in various undress all in one room at once. The concentration of hotness was so intense, the young man to spontaneously combusted to no one’s surprise. The following is said to be the documented footage of what the young man witnesses...
Marisa Miller Magnifies Magnificence Magnificently
Meanwhile, interweb copy writer alliterates to the point obnoxiousness. Back to the point of all these M words; Marisa Miller stuns the crowd once again with a knockout photo shoot that overcomes the strange decision to Photoshop out places where a lady’s nipple should be. Silly publishers… but we’re not complaining. Well, we are… but not really. We’re going to shutup now.
The latest (along with some older ones collagefied) celebrities caught being normal people and they are High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale, Bai Ling with a painted bunnymate, Bridget “The Midget” Powers, British TV star Brooke Kinsella, TV personality Christina Milian, Italian hotty Elisabetta Gregoraci, the rarely seen Jennifer Lopez, Jenny McCarthy being featured for the hilarity factor, actress Martha Higareda, supermodel Miranda Kerr, soccer star girlfriend Nereida Gallardo, Italy’s Nina Moric, and another soccer, err, I mean football player lady friend Oksana Andersson.
Reports continue to report that whenever someone doesn’t understand something, the phrase “It’s all Greek to me” is uttered 99.97% of the time. This staggering statistic clearly shows that only 0.03 of the population understands the mysterious language known as Greek. While, according to these great pictures of model Giota Kourakou, of that 0.03 percent, 100 percent of them are hot.
Victoria Silvstedt’s genetics created the quintessential Swedish goddess that our culture somehow fooled us into being the ideal. She’s a beautiful lady indeed but there is no such thing as the ideal beauty and it certainly doesn’t hold water that blue eyed and blond is the highest pinnacle of beauty. It comes in all flavours... but for now, we will sit and enjoy this flavour knowing that it’s among many. (Oh, listen to how deep and thought provoking I am.)
Leave it to an English periodical to give us a new big special boobs special. We’ve got our usual line-up of Brit pinups along with a few new Bs but they’ve managed to miss a few big omissions but that’s how these things work. So threw some extras into the pack.
Like many of the models from South America, Adabel Guerrero manages to force many to take a moment to gawk at her ridiculous curves. They’ll then often go on about their lives and forget it ever happened. (I’m not sure what kind of drivel I’m writing here exactly.)
So there have been these shots of beautiful Argentine models (Pampita, Jessica Cirio) in skimpy bikinis jumping into a pool with a huge gaggle of men with cameras poolside to “document” the event. It always appeared rather odd and well, frightening to see so many men swarm a wet bikini cladded model with no obvious appearance of any bodyguards. Now I found another model doing the very same thing but with the appearance of Jessica Cirio who we saw do this pool dip kind of recently. It was probably a year ago because it seems that this dipping into a pool is some sort of annual initiation for something. I don’t know what because I prefer to speculate the news rather than report the facts like every other North American news organization. So check out these HQ images that almost play out like a flip book of this odd initiation process...
Brazilian beauty and supermodel superstar Gisele Bundchen headlines this show of good lookingness in the fashion industry with her latest sexy and naked-like photo shoot with a look back at an earlier naked-like photo shoot of hers all sprinkled with other models who have a healthy talent for looking good.
Canada Day Celebrated By Checking Out Chicks From Other Countries (Members Bonus)
If we could feature a visual study of amazingly scantily cladded and beautiful Canadian celebrities to coincide with this year’s Canada Day, we would, but seeing that Mike Myers has lost his attractiveness when he stopped being funny with his latest disastrous movie, we’re going to seek out other countries today to find what we’re after. You do realize Mike Myers is Canadian, right? Perhaps, you missed his talk show tour a few weeks ago when he mentioned a metric trillion times that he was, in fact, from Canada. To be precise, from Toronto... which is in Canada... which makes Mike Myers a Canadian... from Canada. Just so you know. Meanwhile, here’s Italy’s Adriana Volpe, Bulgaria’s Aksinia, Japan’s Anna Ohura, Italy’s Eva Collini and Jennipher Rodriguez, Australia’s Kate Hockly, Italy’s Roberta (Missoni) Gemma and Spain’s Sarita de-Lucas.
A visual study of what actresses will do to strengthen the plot... featuring Alyssa Milano, Aria Giovanni, Cerina Vincent, Elizabeth Shue, Jennifer Connelly, Karen Allen, Kari Wuhrer, Kate Groombridge, Kelly Preston, Shannon Tweed and Sophie Marceau.
Jennifer Miller in Slevin, Charlize Theron in The Yards, Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love, Christina DeRosa in The Entourage, Elizabeth Berridge in Amadeus, Mary Castro in Reno 911, Kim Basinger in a James Bond, Kerry Washington in The Dead Girl, Kelly Preston in 52 Pickup, Kate Mara in The Shooter, Vanity in 52 Pickup, Salma Hayek in After The Sunset and Sophia Bush in The Hitcher.
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