February 2007 archives

Issue 2007.02.27 | Author : The D-Man

A Mixture of Miscellany

A supermodel currently in SI; an actress who was recently seen on “Lost”; another SI supermodel in sheer; a buff fitness model; a trio of Argentine models; a former Miss Britain; a very busty actress; a relatively unknown but beautiful model; the 2006 Miss Australia; a sexy actress currently in “Ghost Rider” but here showing a bit of bum; a German actress; an American actress; a former Spice Girl; a former bunnymate of the year; a very popular Brit pinup; a friend of Paris Hilton whose own sex tape is about to be released; another popular Brit pinup; a sexy model who recently had her own calendar; an English model; another Brit model; an icon; a super duper supermodel; yet another Brit model; a lady in pasties; a model in a ridiculous bikini; the wife of Ice-T; a black and white moment; another very sexy SI model; a South American model; and lastly, another former bunnymate of the year.
Musically Inclined Part II (Members Bonus)
Sadly, most of the people here only mildy hold a talent for music. Most of their claim to fame was due to being at the right place at the right time, knowing the right people combined with the most determining factor of that they look good on and off the stage. There are a few exceptions here who deserve their fame because they either can write their own music and/or have the pipes to actually sing their own songs. Can you pick out who’s who?

Nudography, Kelly Carlson

Kelly Carlson as Kimber Henry in an episode of TV's ' Nip/Tuck '
Nudography, Kerry Fox
New Zealander Kerry Fox here in 'Intimacy (2001)', 'Shallow Grave (1994)' and 'The Last Tattoo (1994)'
Issue 2007.02.25 | Author : The D-Man

Britain and Germany Heal Old Wounds Through Lesbianism

Bosomy Brit pinup model Michelle Marsh and gargantuantly chested German model Jana Defi (aka Maria Swan aka Princessa) display the power of lesbianic horseplay to bring two nations together who were once bitter enemies.
Look At The Pretty Pictures
Supermodel Malgosia Bela is like so many other fashion models who have the luxury to be photographed by the top shooters in the biz. This little set is great example of that...

Musically Inclined Part I (Members Bonus)

Sadly, most of the people here only mildy hold a talent for music. Most of their claim to fame was due to being at the right place at the right time, knowing the right people combined with the most determining factor of that they look good on and off the stage. There are a few exceptions here who deserve their fame because they either can write their own music and/or have the pipes to actually sing their own songs. Can you pick out who’s who?
Nudography, Kelli Macdonald
Kelly Macdonald (played Peter Pan in Finding Neverland) here in 'Some Voices (2000)'

Nudography, Kinky Kerry

British Bukkake Babe Kinky Kerry in 'Layer Cake (2004)'
Issue 2007.02.23 | Author : The D-Man

International Site Seeing

International Site Seeing We first jaunt over to Israel to see up and coming model Bar Refaeli whose breakout is this year’s SI swimming trunks issue. Louise Porter is or was part of yet another UK reality based show called Ladette to Lady. We visit Hungary to meet former pornstar turned topless DJ, yes, a topless DJ. That’s her shtick and she is Niki Belucci. Argentinean model and actress Pamela David was the voice for the title character in the animated TV series' Latin dubbed version of "Stripperella" originated by another Pamela, the Anderson version.
Rearviewing Rocio Guirao-Diaz (Members Bonus)
According to the good ole Wikipedia, Rocio is described as a fashion model from Argentina. Ok, that makes sense. Then it gets a bit strange and we quote, “She became famous after appearing in the lid(snack) of a magazine. Her pronounced(marked) curves appeared close to the best marks and in the TV, turning into a celebrity. She has phobia to the cats. She prefers the dogs.” It continues with the insightful hilarity, “She has two, which do company to him in his bed while there appears the love of his life. Or at least, the close lucky one. Always it She had long relations, but the last famous affair that knows itself him was with the actor Nicolás Cabré. She prefers the high men and with many personality. It is fixed very much in the hands and the eyes. She dies for the clothes, the spectacles and the shoes. And negress prefers the interior clothes, of cotton. She does not take alcohol and prefers the beach to do the love.” Thanks obviously online-translated article!

Nudography, Kristen Kruek

Mrs. Lex Luthor Kristen Kruek
Nudography, King-Man Chik
King-Man Chik in 'Erotic Ghost Story'
Issue 2007.02.21 | Author : The D-Man
The Non-Musical British Invasion (Members Bonus)
It seems we are currently experiencing another British invasion. This time, none of them have musical talent (that we know of) but the talent of nakedness. A talent most are born with. Many of these women who are part of this invasion have been brought to people’s attention through reality TV and/or magazines for lads and thanks to the internet, they’ve invaded multiple countries around the world wide world.

Nudography, Rosanne Katon

Mostley from TV series Rosanne Katon here in 'The Swinging Cheerleaders (1974)'
Nudography, Romy Schneider
Romy Schneider in multiple productions
Issue 2007.02.19 | Author : The D-Man

Aida Yespica 2007

Everyone’s favourite Italian bombshell in yet another calendar dedicated just to her....
Implying Nudity
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Participating in this study is a Scary Movie actress; an actress from a number of movies and TV shows including “The Game”; an Italian sexpot (whatever that means); great new scans of the hottest housewife who we have a hard time believing she’d ever be desperate; another one them foreign based sexpots (again, wedon’t know what sexpot means); an Aussie actress slash model; a “Nip/Tuck” cast member; a Big Brother UK contestant; an Aerosmith daughter and an actress in her own right; and finished off with a model turned actress turned wife of boxer Oscar De La Hoya turned ex-wife of Oscar De La Hoya.

Aida Reduxed (Members Bonus)

A large collection for serious collectors of Aida images that are either ones we missed in the past or they are upgraded images quality wise.
Nudography, Ricky Koole
Dutch actress Ricky Koole in 'Exit (1997)' and 'Jurk, De (1996) AKA The Dress'

Nudography, Robin Givens

Robin Givens in 'Boomerang (1992)'
Nudography, Robin Mattson
Best know for her soap opera characters Robin Mattson in 'Wolf Lake (1978)'
Issue 2007.02.17 | Author : The D-Man

If It Is a Contest Then Marisa Miller Wins

It’s that time of year again when a sporting news magazine cons us into believing that supermodel in barely-there swimsuits have something to do with sports. We’re not exactly complaining or arguing that they shouldn’t do this anymore. We’re just saying we’re not being fooled. However, if there’s an argument about who should be crowned the winning scantily clad supermodel this year (and for the last handful of years) it should be Marisa Miller hoisting the proverbial Stanley Cup. She has everything a winning team should posses: a superb game face, strong up front and tight in the backend. Yeah, using sport metaphors to describe a woman sounds rather sleazy. We won’t be doing that again.
Sporting Illustrations
We once again get to use our most proudly created pun headline to go along with this year’s latest batch of body painting. Our initial impression of the 2007 collection is that the models not only got sprayed with paint in real life but it looks like they’ve also been virtually air brushed as well. Too much in fact. It kind of takes away from the true art of painting on the body when it ends up looking like a computer did it. Although we do like the concert t-shirt theme this year. Nothing like a pretty lady in your favourite concert shirt.

Swimsuit Rearview

If there was a Brazilian version of SI, thongs would be the staple in their swimsuit issue. However, the US version seems to generally stay away from thongs or any of the obligatory butt shots. We did manage to find a small collection had some which we’ve gathered for this special edition of The Week in Rearview none of which feature cover model Beyonce for some odd reason. How much does one want to bet that she specifically made sure of that?
Swimsuit Schmimsuit
Not only do models in bikinis have nothing to do with sports but often this “swimsuit” issue doesn’t even have the models wearing a swimsuit. It’s obvious to anyone with a brain that these annual issues are truly about the models and not about sports or even swimsuits. Again, we’re not complaining, we’re just being realists about what this whole thing is about.

These Ladies Are Fit As the Brits Would Say (Members Bonus)

Along with some real athletes who actually belong to be in a sporting new magazine, we have some sudo-female athletes. Let’s rephrase that. They’re NOT sudo-females but sudo-athletes. They are indeed fit but not exactly involved in true competition sport. They are the fitness models and/or the eye candy for middle-aged men still living with theirs mom’s who use their allowance to attend good ole wrasslin’ matches.
Nudography, Rosanna Arquette (Members Bonus)
Rosanna Arquette in 'Crash (1996/I)', 'Fait Accompli (1998) AKA VooDoo Dawn', 'Too Much Flesh (2000)', Black Rainbow (1989)', Grand bleu, Le (1988) AKA The Big Blue' and 'The Wrong Man (1993)'. Rosanna has been in just about 100 productions. Sister of Richmond Arquette, Alexis Arquette, David Arquette and Patricia Arquette, sister-in-law of Courteney Cox. Formerly sister-in-law of Nicolas Cage. (IMDb)
Issue 2007.02.15 | Author : The D-Man
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

A Yank, a Brit and a Czech (Members Bonus)

One of the most well known (thanks to the interweb) nude models who hails from the US and A; a popular pinup model from the Old Country and finished off with another web-made-famous nude model who comes from the land once known as Czechoslovakia. All three have something strikingly in common but we can’t quite put our finger on them.
Nudography, Roxane Mesquida
French actress Roxane Mesquida in multiple roles.

Nudography, Rose Ashton

Rose Ashton in her first film 'Feed (2005)'
Issue 2007.02.13 | Author : The D-Man

Monica Bellucci Just Because

Like a fine wine, Monica gets better with age and deserves our attention for a moment or two...
Claudia Fernandez
Another South American model slash actress very comfortable in her own skin...

Old Ginger (Members Bonus)

It’s hard to believe that it was more than 10 years ago that the Spice Girls smacked the legitimacy out of mainstream music and started the downward spiral of radio and music channels where we saw 99% of their content become manufactured pop crap. The Spice Girls were huge but on the timeline of longevity, they were merely a blip on the screen. Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell (as seen here in some very high rez photos) jumped off the Spice boat right before it sank and her solo career was an even smaller blip. Probably because their tween audience grew up and went on to do more fun things like booze and boys.
Nudography, Margot Kidder
Margot Kidder in 'The Amityville Horror (1979)'

Nudography, Erin Brown AKA Misy Mundae (Members Bonus)

Erin Brown AKA Misy Mundae in various sensual and/or scary roles.
Issue 2007.02.11 | Author : The D-Man

The Paris Paradox

We all pretty much agree that Paris Hilton (and most of her cohorts) is a rather unimportant person and that the Earth wouldn’t be worse off if she never existed. Yet, we continue to waste our breath on her, repeatedly. Since we’re running out of breath over here, we’ll just get to the point and let you check out some of the more risqué personal photos of Paris’ that we’re leaked on to the internets recently. (The home movies of a buck nekkid Paris can be seen in the BoB Archives posted 2007.01.26 for those interested.) Along with some other random photos we’ve amassed.
Implying Nudity
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Participating in this study is actress and humanitarian Angelina Jolie, baby faced supermodel Gemma Ward, slimmed down and toned up pop singer Janet Jackson, German actress Janin Reinhardt, Swedish celeb Tilde Froling and Big Brother UK contestant Vanessa Nimmo.

Argentine Quartette (Members Bonus)

Argentina is like South America’s Canada by being its continent’s closest country to its pole. It even has the roughly the same amount of people as Canada. Unlike Canada, models like Carolina Oltra, Emilia Attias, Jessica Cirio and Monica Antonopulos often dawn skimpy bikinis like their South American neighbors. The skimpiest thing Canadian models wear is a... INSERT PUNCHLINE.
Nudography, Maria-Conchita Alonso
Maria-Conchita Alonso in '"Kingpin" (2003) (mini)' and in the tub with Robin Williams

Nudography, Michelle Johnson

Michelle Johnson with Demi Moore in /Blame It On Rio'
Nudography, Mariel Hemingway
Mariel Hemingway in 'Star 80 (1983) ' as murdered bunny Dorothy Stratten
Issue 2007.02.09 | Author : The D-Man

Asstasticness from Argentina

Like many South American poster girls, Jessica Cirio is a model of perfection in the southern hemispheres.
International Site Seeing (Members Bonus)
This site to see comes from Italy who most non Italians know only because of Alessia’s numerous appearances on the interwebs. These paparazzified photos are all of a higer quality than previously seen which makes them worth a second look...

Nudography, Monica Bellucci

Nudography, Milla Jovovich
Milla Jovovich in 'The Fifth Element (1998) (VG) (voice) .... Leeloo'
Issue 2007.02.07 | Author : The D-Man

A Drop Dead Gorgeous Actress, a Deadpan Comic and a Dead Supermodel

Eva Mendes would be the drop dead gorgeous actress who plays the female interest in the movie version of a the comic classic “Ghost Rider” which on first glance based on the previews, looks pretty cheap and cheesy. Two words a dark edgy comic book shouldn’t be associated with. Despite a total lack of nudity, we feature the deadpan comedian Sarah Silverman because it’s not often a female comic is both funny and hot. Even the pictures have both of those qualities. Seeing that “dead” is the theme today, we feature the supermodel whose lifestyle ended her life way too early, Gia Carangi, who’s probably more famous now that Angelina Jolie played her in the bio pic “Gia”...
Oops, The Sheer Effect (Members Bonus)
In this visual study, we look at both the accidental and contrived variations of celebrities showing up in public wearing transparent clothing. Sometimes this is done on purpose to get the ole publicity machine going. Other times, it’s a simple lack of judgment and sense to know that going commando under a thin black garment which when peppered with intense camera flashbulbs will give their private bits little or no protection against curious on lookers.

Nudography, Madeleine Stowe

Madeleine Stowe in 'China Moon'
Nudography, Malin Akerman
Malin Akerman in '"The Comeback" .... Juna Millken (12 episodes, 2005)', '"Entourage" .... Tori (2 episodes, 2006)' and 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)'
Issue 2007.02.05 | Author : The D-Man

Mixed Multiplicity

A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

More 2007 Calendar Fodder (Members Bonus)

A gathering of some more 2007 calendars. Some more obscure than others. All using the naked lady theme.
Nudography, Holly Valance
Aussie Holly Valance in '"Entourage" .... Leanna (1 episode, 2005)', 'DOA: Dead or Alive (2006) .... Christie Allen' and 'Prison Break'

Nudography, Mena Suvari

Mena Suvari in 'American Beauty (1999)'
Nudography, Marina Sirtis
Marina Sirtis i 'Death Wish 3 (1985)' and 'Blind Date (1984)'
Issue 2007.02.03 | Author : The D-Man

The Musician's Sidekick

Next to every male musician (minus the Elton John types), there is a lady. Paul McCartney had the one legged wonder, Heather Mills. Jack White has supermodel Karen Elson while fellow model Kate Moss continues to hang out with her facilitator Pete Doherty. Hip Hop artist Ice T chose the curvy and kinda scary Nicole “Coco” Austin for his companion and music icon John Lennon strangely chose Yoko Ono to come in between one of the best songwriting duos in rock history.
How Superman Would See The World Part VII (Members Bonus)
Another installment of the popular x-ray series where Photoshop hobbyists have taken a real photo of a celebrity wearing very oh-so slightly transparent clothing and plays with the brightness/contrast tools (and probably with other tweaks in PS) to reveal even more than what the naked eye could see before. These are not fakes. They are simply enhanced photos made to reveal what was already there. Poor celebrities. Even more privacy has been taken away from them because of god-fer-saken technology.

Nudography, Miranda Otto

Miranda Otto (Lord Of The Rings, Two Towers) in various roles such as 'The Nostradamus Kid (1993)', 'Kin (2000)' and 'Julie Walking Home (2002)'.
Nudography, Michelle Pfeiffer
Issue 2007.02.01 | Author : The D-Man

Belen Rodriguez of Spain

Like so many contestants from European based reality shows, Belen of the Spanish Big Brother series has stretched out her 15 minutes of fame by posing nude.
Sheer Nudity
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

British Five Pak (Members Bonus)

Danielle Lloyd was Miss World 2004 who was recently on Celebrity Big Brother (UK) which made world wide headlines because of the ignorant behavior of many of its contestants who made racist comments towards fellow housemate and Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty who ended up winning the whole thing. The last 4 Brit gals are probably well familiar to you if you either have an internet connection, been to a movie and/or male genitalia.
Nudography, Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay who has been in numerous TV series such as ER, Law and Order, Baywatch. Here in '# Welcome to 18 (1986)'.

Nudography, Marisa Tomei

Marisa Tomei in 'Factotum (2005)'.
Nudography, Mary Steenburgen
Mary Steenburgen in 'Life as a House (2001)'
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