September 2005 archives

Issue 2005.09.29 | Author : The D-Man

Giorgia Surina

Italian model and TV personality who was in the movie "Una Talpa al bioparco" which translates into something that concerns a mole... those crazy Italian movies!
Julieta Prandi
Argentinean actress and model who has done hosting duties for a TV show called "Ardetroya"

Sheer Nudity

Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Nudeography Rya Kihlstedt
Rya Kihlstedt in 'Sea Creature'

Nudeography Roxane Mesquida

French actress seen here in 2002’s “Sex Is Comedy” - which is so true…
Issue 2005.09.27 | Author : The D-Man

Pooperazzi

Not only are we using one of the more vulgar (but kinda funny) references for the hind quarters, we are also showing one of the more vulgar forms of photography, the non-permissive paparazzi kind. Oh, the vulgarity of it all.
Paparazzi Regular
Just the normal varieties of celebrities, famous and not-so, all doing their best to take the day off from being famous.

Nudeography Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz shown here in 'Open Your Eyes' plus more
Nudeography Rachel Griffiths
Austrailian Rachel Griffiths in 'Me Myself and I'

Nudeography Sally Field

Sally Field in some older movies such as 'Stay Hungry'
Issue 2005.09.25 | Author : The D-Man

Shock of the Century Wafer Thin Supermodel Uses Drugs

Suddenly the fashion industry's corporate giants just learned that one of their poster girls may or may have at one time or another used an illegal drug. Poster girl for such companies as Calvin Klein, Chanel and many others Kate Moss was photographed using cocaine which has since been tabloid fodder for the masses. This is one of those non-news news stories. The real news is the incredible hypocrisy being practiced by the Corporations who are now dumping Kate's various contacts to save their wholesome and squeaky clean reputations. Oh wait, a hypocritical corporation is not really news either. Everyone knows these companies have their little pawns assigned to a girl when she's beginning her modeling career to do their insidious task of making sure the company's asset keeps her heroin-chique physique by supplying the various tools to keep her bones showing such as cigarettes, and oh my, cocaine. Kate is already worth over 30 million UK Pounds, so we can't entirely feel sorry for her for losing more money on top of that. The real shame is that models are now going to be forced to snort their coke in locked bathrooms like the rest of us.
Miscellaneous Variety
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.

Lake Bell

Actress who was on the now canceled "Boston Legal" but who has landed a gig on a new series called "Surface" premiering this month on NBC. Oh, suddenly this wet little pictorial makes so much more sense. Well, having a pretty nude actress in a pool makes perfect sense no matter what her show's title is. Just out of curiosity, did all the TV networks go to the same Sci-Fi convention to get all their new show ideas for this Fall's lineup? There's Surface, Invasion, Threshold, Invading The Surface's Threshold... good to see no one's jumping on any bandwagons.
Nudeography Ashley Judd
Down to earth actress who seems to be in every Morgan Freeman suspense murder movie filmed in the last 5 years, but is seen here in nude scenes from...

Nudeography Anna Friel

British actress Anna Friel seen here in 'The War Bride'
Issue 2005.09.23 | Author : The D-Man

Eva Longoria

What's more annoying than a show like "Desperate Housewives"? How about someone who criticizes it without ever seeing one episode of it. D can just tell he wouldn't like it and knows if he were to watch it and get hooked on it like millions of others, he wouldn't want to admit it. He will admit, however, that he finds one of its cast members to be a lot easier on the eyes than her show is on the nerves. D doesn't think he's alone with either of these opinions. (Note: these images are of a higher quality than previously seen versions. In fact, whenever you see "repeats" on this site, they are almost always upgraded versions than previously seen ones.)
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Reese Witherspoon

Collage of Reese Witherspoon
Nudeography Rosie Perez
Rosie Perez in 'White Men Cant Jump'

Nudeography Sherilyn Fenn

Sherilyn Fenn in 'True Blood'
Nudeography Tawny Kitaen
Music Videos for Whitesnake (1987-1988) , Bachelor Party (1984) .... Debbie Thompson, America's Funniest Home Videos (Co-Host), MTV Sports. Shown here in "Gwendoline" (1984)

Nudeography Taylor St-Claire

Nudeography Pauline LaFont
Pauline LaFont in 'L'ete en pente douce'

Nudeography Patricia Quinn

Patricia Quinn in 'Witching Time'
Nudeography Patricia Llaca
Patricia Llaca in 'La Habitacion Azul'
Issue 2005.09.21 | Author : The D-Man

Mari and Maria of Gran Hermano

What could possibly be lower than a reality TV star on the ole celebrity scale? How about a foreign reality TV star from a reality show that you have never even watched? For those living in Spain, these two contestants from 'Gran Hermano' ('Big Brother') may be more familiar to you. However, if Spain's attention span for reality TV contestants is anything like that in North America, then you might be clueless too.
Sheer Nudity
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

Nudeography Selma Blair

Selma Blair in 'Storytelling'
Nudeography Sally Kirkland
Sally Kirkland in Hunger episode 'Bridal Suite' plus others.
Issue 2005.09.19 | Author : The D-Man

The Origin of the Oopsies

Since the first time humans evolved into upright walkers and up to today, the species has always had a knack for fucking up. Both in the most Earth shattering ways and also in the most minimal of ways. Having your breast fall out of your top is one of these minimal fuck ups (female) humans will do on occasion and yet, may well get the most attention from on lookers and especially, if the clumsy female human is known to the public as a celebrity.
Strategic Nudes
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.

Nudeography Adrienne Larussa

Adrienne Larussa in 'Keep It In The Family'
Nudeography Alexandra-Maria Lara
Alexandra-Maria Lara in 'Nackt 2002'

Nudeography Alison Pill

Alison Pill in an unknown production.
Nudeography Ally Walker
Ally Walker in 'Just Looking'
Issue 2005.09.17 | Author : The D-Man

Jessica Alba

It's times like these when one has the fleeting and horrible thought that maybe having the paparazzi around ain't so bad when they can capture images like these ones. Then after that half second of insanity, one gets a grip and comes back to reality where no one admittedly respects what they do. Yet, we all will gawk at the car wreck... the pretty, pretty olive skinned car wreck.
Nena Ristic 2006
Or perhaps one could say Nena-rrific when describing this model who probably just landed her most widely seen modeling gig by appearing in her own 2006 calendar. Nice way to debut yourself to the masses...

Nudeography Stephanie LaFleur

Stephanie LaFleur in 'Insatiable Wives'
Nudeography Monica Swinn
Monica Swinn in 'Le Marquise de Sade'

Nudeography Mira Sorvino

Mira Sorvino in 'Norma Jean and Marilyn'
Issue 2005.09.15 | Author : The D-Man

One Order of Romijn, Hold The Stamos

Rebecca has gone from being a supermodel to a Stamos to an actress and then back to a non-Stamos all before our very own eyes. Expect to see her in more acting gigs than modeling gigs from now on, including next summer's X-Men 3. (Are they calling it Triple X or was that taken already by that gasoline named fellow's silly movie?) However, let's look back at a few of her past jobs being a supermodel all in nice new high quality scans.
Paparazzo (homogettis thefukus awayus assholus)
The natural habitats of the paparazzo can include movie premiers, awards shows, sandy beaches and quite often, a small and unassuming bush. In order to survive, they must ingest large quantities of celebrity sightings into their cameras. When they are able to capture glimpses of celebrities topless on beaches, wearing see-through clothing and/or popping out of their clothes, the paparazzo may not need to feed again for at least another 24 hours but then the hunt for celebrity flesh will begin once again.

Nudeography Olivia Hussey

Olivia Hussey in 'Romeo and Juliet'
Nudeography Lise-Lotte Norup
Lise-Lotte Norup in 'Det er nat med fru KNudsen'

Issue 2005.09.13 | Author : The D-Man

Name Shmames

Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Jennipher and Vera 2006
It seems it was September this time last year. Weird. So of course, the calendars for the new year (still four months away) featuring sexy models from Europe are here. Well, glimpses of them are. Here are some behind the scenes look at the making of the 2006 calendar featuring Venezuelan model Jennipher Rodriguez and model Vera Atyushkina of Russia. Expect the actual calendar sometime soon-ish. There's also some behind the scenes looks of one of Jennipher's previous calendars.

Strategic Nudes

Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Nudeography Shannon Leigh
Shannon Leigh in 'Satin Smoke'

Nudeography Sandahl Bergman

Sandahl Bergman in 'Possessed By The Night'
Issue 2005.09.11 | Author : The D-Man

Natasha Mealey

British model whose topless appearances on the 3rd page of a UK periodical are why she's become the huge D-level celebrity that she is today. Due to the magical technology of digital cameras, and lasers, these large photo files allow celebrity biographers (and fans) to learn even more about Natasha than ever before. Such as, how many hairs are growing out a mole on her left buttock, just as an example of information one could learn from these ridiculously high res images.
Nudeography Amy Lindsay
Amy Lindsay in multiple roles.

Nudeography Angie Dickenson

Some of the goot parts of Angie Dickenson
Nudeography Angie Everhart
Angie Everhart in 'Sexual Predator'
Issue 2005.09.09 | Author : The D-Man

Powerful Polack

With the little information that we have of this (Polish?) model we call Alena, let's simply judge her for her looks. She has a sexy look and looks like she could kick the shit out of you all at the same time. If she has any acting chops, she'd make a great Eastern European type heroine or villainess in a Cold War themed movie from the 80s starring Harrison Ford. Mmm... she probably wasn't even born then.
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Teri Hatcher

Desperate Housewives Teri Hatcher.
Lisbet Dahl
Lisbet Dahl in 'Mind Makker'

Lisbet Lundquist

Lisbet Lundquist in 'Violer Er Bla'
Issue 2005.09.07 | Author : The D-Man

Zhanna Friske

Russian actress who was in the vampire flick from 2004 called "Night Watch" – ever heard of it? No? Well, that's probably because the critic's liked it and so of course, it wasn't popular. Who's to blame for that? The audiences or the distributors or the media or God? Betchya it was that joker God. That guy cracks me up.
Strategic Nudes
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Jane Birkin
British actress Jane Birkin in multiple roles.

Julie Graham

Julie Graham in 'With Or Without You'
Issue 2005.09.05 | Author : The D-Man

Dundika

Dundika indeed. One must ask themselves, after hearing the name Dundika, why have they not named their first born Dundika instead of naming it something so blasé as Jennifer or Sarah? Man, if only one could go back in time. Damn you Dundika with your magical name!
Jennipher Rodriguez
Venezuelan model who's going to be featured in a 2006 calendar with a Russian model Vera Atyushkina, but for now, here she is on her own looking mighty healthy thanks to her handy stash of anti-scurvy medicine.

Nudeography Jennifer-Jason Leigh

Jennifer-Jason Leigh in 'Single White Female'
Nudeography Halle Berry
Gee, show em in one film and now she can't keep em covered. Some re-do's of simmilar pics already in the BoB database.
Issue 2005.09.03 | Author : The D-Man

The Spanish Big Brother

What could possibly be lower than a reality TV star on the ole celebrity scale? How about a foreign reality TV star from a reality show that you have never even watched? For those living in Spain, these three contestants from 'Gran Hermano' ('Big Brother') may be more familiar to you. However, if Spain's attention span for reality TV contestants is anything like that in North America, then you might be clueless too.
The Famous Will Frolic Their Fancy Fannies For All To See
Oh Summer, where have you gone? Why do you tease us Northern folk with your warm breezes and sunny skies oh but only 4 months a year? Why do you bless those famous stars who are the few who can afford to follow you wherever you may be in the world any time of the year? Have they not been blessed enough with fame, money and thanks to you, great skin? Oh but Summer, are you really the snake in disguise and luring these famous folks out to your Garden of Eden to enjoy the sun in their full nude glory in order to punish their decadence and hedonistic behavior with cancer of the skin? Oh Summer, why am I speaking to you like you're a person and why do I keep writing this extremely odd little story? Answer me Summer!

Nudeography Drew Barrymore

Child star turned troubled child star turned recovered teen alcoholic turned charming young lady who saved her own career by getting her shit together faster than many do in Hollywood who are three times her age. This small set of pictures isn’t the most revealing Drew has ever posed in but are more interesting than the average snapshot.
Nudeography Dru Berrymore
Dru Berrymore (no, not Drew) and Taylor St. Clair in 'Sexy Schoolgirl'

Nudeography Zienia Merton

Zienia Merton in 'Casanova'
Nudeography Yuri Kinugawa
Yuri Kinugawa in 'Memory and Desire'
Issue 2005.09.01 | Author : The D-Man

A Look At The Scene Behind The Scenes

On many photo shoots, there will be some extra cameras on set to document the production itself. This is usually done on purpose and with the permission of every one on set in order to create a whole shwack of sub-products like desk calendars, documentaries, TV specials, extra magazine spreads, books, etc., etc., and etc.. While other times, these extra cameras are NOT invited to the set. These cameras are often in the hands of a pesky paparazzo lurking in the bushes hoping to get the first glimpse of something like the upcoming Pirelli calendar or SI swimsuit issue. These of course are usually of a terrible quality but perfect for low quality publications known as tabloids. Oh dear, are we becoming a tabloid?
Lucy Clarkson
British model who's claim to mediocre fame was being the fourth women to be the real life incarnation of Lara Croft after Rhona Mitra, Nell McAndrew and Lara Weller respectively. It's interesting how one can become famous for doing what boils down to a mascot gig. Would we have ever heard of a name like Dustin Hoffman if it weren't for his wise career move playing the real life incarnation of Linus at Southern California's other family attraction, Knott's Berry Farm back in the 60s? Yeah, Lucy is like the female Dustin Hoffman of the 00s.

Amy Smart

Starred in Road Trip. Also in Varsity Blues.
Angelina Jolie
Luscious lipped Oscar winning actress seen here in 2004's "Taking Lives" as well as a few from her earlier films.
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