Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Coast Lines Continue To Be Swarmed By Topless Celebrities
Paparazzi Pete here reporting from deep in the thick of the skin storm plaguing the world's coast lines. Specifically, the hot sweltering beaches frequented by the true victims, the North American tourist. As one who lives in the temped and covered up climate of America, let me tell you, standing here smack tab in the middle of this full fledged nipple storm, it takes a lot of effort to acclimatize my socially inflicted frigid psyché to this liberal mayhem. Those reporters who were assigned to cover Hurricane Ivan in the Gulf should consider themselves spared from the destruction these immoral winds of body acceptance have caused over here. There’s no telling whether it’s going to move into the main land or not. All I can tell at this point is that any place with a lot of sun and a body of water near by could be hit hard by these famous and not so famous naked loiterers. Reporting another shit (but oddly titillating) assignment from Naked Godless Land, I’m Paparazzi Pete.
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Yet another visual study of another photography category that might be the most unpopular among nudie pic collectors. This is a collection of celebrities and models posing in a manner that could be rated in the range of PG or even G with only a small suggestion of R. Like Strategic Nudes, the celebrity making machine uses this genre of photo taking to tease the audience or mildy titillate viewers in order to get their product (the celebrity) noticed. So let's unconsciously create some name recognition for these celebrities by briefly glancing at their names and images so that when you see them again in the future and given the option to buy something associated with them, you'll go ahead and hand over your hard earned bucks because you know you've seen them somewhere else, not sure where, but they seem so darn familiar that you must be able to trust them enough to make the purchase a good one. Brilliant.
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
Dark haired beauty from Sweden who is known to model here and there and has been deemed something Europeans call a "showgirl." North Americans think of showgirls as strippers but The D-Man guesses that a showgirl in Europe means something else.
On many photo shoots, there will be some extra cameras on set to document the production itself. This is usually done on purpose and with the permission of every one on set in order to create a whole shwack of sub-products like desk calendars, documentaries, TV specials, extra magazine spreads, books, etc., etc., and etc.. While other times, these extra cameras are NOT invited on to be the set. These cameras are often in the hands of a pesky paparazzo lurking in the bushes hoping to get the first glimpse of something like the upcoming Pirelli calendar or SI swimsuit issue. These of course are usually of a terrible quality but perfect for low quality publications known as tabloids.
Italian model who ran for Miss Italia and apparently ended up winning one of the sub-prizes being crowned Miss Elegance which included a 25 dollar gift certificate to Radio Shack - score!
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
An invasion we can support is the one that brought Brazilian beauties to the mainstream modeling industry. Along with Gisele and Adriana, Isabeli is a South American import who has made numerous appearances on runways and magazine covers. Her big gigs include Victoria's Secret and the SI Swimsuit issue.
Remembering back to a time when seeing Madonna naked was still new and a bit of novelty. Now, her bare breasts are as recognizable as the Coca-Cola logo but nonetheless, let's take a look at parts of her now infamous 'Sex' book to reminisce the end of last century...
Every year this lingerie company puts out a simple yet sexy little calendar to showcase their skimpy apparel. Here are some selections from the past years...
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Supermodel now made infamous for being injured in last years tsunami disaster in south east Asia but is originally famous for her appearances on runways and numerous publications such as the SI swimsuit issue. Some of these are new while others are upgrades to previously seen images...
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
A collection of evidence that is sure to send us all to hell for - even in the most minute way - for encouraging this intruding behavior practiced by the prying photographers known to the world as the paparazzi who are teaching those selfish celebrities a good lesson for wanting a bit of privacy when they have their knickers down.
Strategizers in the celebrity photography industry have strategized a very strategic form of shooting known as the strategic nude. The strategy behind this concept is to give the impression that a celebrity is photographed in the nude so has to get everyone’s attention. This stratagem is spread further by celebrity drivel news shows announcing that Sally Celebrity is in some “hot new hot NUDE photos that are so hot that even hot finds it too hot to handle, which means that must be really hot”. Then poor John Fan finds out that some stupid piece of cloth or damn limb has been “strategically” placed in front of Sally’s fun bits. Magazine sold. Fan sad. Strategists then sign Amy Actress to an outrageous contract to sell their product which lacks so much quality that it takes skin to sell it. Aware citizen's cynicism sky rockets.
A real-life musician, you know, the kind that actually writes and sings her own music. However, it does seem that she does fall back on her sexuality a bit to promote herself but it doesn't seem as shallow as when certain others in biz do it. Perhaps because she has a bit of talent to back it up with.
Anyone who has surfed the net looking for nude photos of women will most certainly have found this model plastered on any website dedicated to that popular www genre. She's been made famous for her many appearances on a little known site known as Hegre-Archives. Along with internet models such as Danni Ash or Aria Giovanni, Marketa is part of a new form of celebrity, the internet celebrity. Feel free to stop by Peter Hegre's site to lend your support...
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Despite our efforts and dislike for this practice of hounding celebrities to get some boring photo of a star getting groceries, walking to their car or picking their nose, we still populate the internet with these paparazzi photos to fill some unfillable void in our lives. Someone getting killed isn't the event that will finally stop the paparazzi. It will be the audience's chronic ADD which will lead them on a search of something else to fill the boredom.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
