If Youre Jessica Albas Father, Leave Now and Go To Another Site Not Featuring Your Hot Daughter
As Jessica mentioned on Letterman last week, her father was aghast by her rather innocent and so-called nude (strategic nude) pictorial in the recent edition of Gentleman’s Quarterly. Apparently he found it a form of disrespect to his paternal status. Perhaps Papa Alba should join the Jon Voight Foundation of Fathers Who Have Difficulties With Their Yummy Celebrity Daughters (JVFOFWHDWTYCD for short). The fact that Jon (who’s daughter is Angelina Jolie) named the foundation himself and used the word “yummy” may require an entirely different foundation to deal with THAT problem.
Since Were On The Subject, Jon Voights Yummy Daughter
Here’s Oscar winning (not for these films) Angelina Jolie in 2000’s “Original Sin”, 2004’s “Taking Lives”, 1999’s “Pushing Tin” and 1998’s “Hell Kitchen”
Alberta born (that’s Canada’s own Texas, with the guns, the beef, the oil, the retarded Provincial/State leaders) supermodel turned actress who has had a role in the new version of “Battlestar Galactica”
Kiwi supermodel (turned actress) who’s a favourite among the various hottest slash sexiest slash very doable top babes lists that show up in bathroom material men’s periodicals. (When it comes to these simple but well executed studio photos, please choose your preferred versions...)
Dave Navarro’s less vein other half who has more slashes in her job title than an OJ Simpson ex wife. (Sorry, that may have been inappropriate... for being sooo 1995.) Carmen of course is everyone’s favourite dancer slash choreographer slash model slash TV personality slash actress slash strip tease instructor slash burlesque babe. Some of these are what you call upgrades to previously seen images and others are what you call new.
Far too many men find that names don’t really matter to them. It’s a flaw in the male genetic makeup when they can explicitly describe the size and shape of a woman’s pair of nipples but fail to come up with something as trivial as that woman’s first name. We strive to at the very least know the first AND last names of everyone mentioned on this site, and especially, have those names be known widely enough to be considered famous names. However, once in a while we’ll feature images where the names just don’t seem to matter so much. Maybe they’re just really cool photos which have caught our eye. Maybe the model has that certain something. Or maybe someone forgot to do their research properly. Or perhaps it’s too far into to the relationship for us to ask for their names because we’d just look like insensitive idiots with one agenda.
The D-Man Not As Proud As One Would Think For His Greatest Legacy Being The One To Coin The Term Oops
Like the past greats who were the first to use words already found in the dictionary and make them famous and then claiming ownership in order to fill their hallow egos like Donald Trump wanting to patent “You’re fired!” and Britany Spears apparently winning the rights to “In The Zone” and the red neck American comedian claiming to be the first to say “Get ‘er done!”, The D-Man reckons he was the first use “Oops!” to refer to a set of photos featuring celebrities caught popping out of their clothing way back in ’96 or ’97. We mention it not for the glory (seeing what geeky glory that would be) but just as a little factoid to fill your brains and primarily to fill this area with text.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
Sometimes you’ll see the same image appear here more than once. The reason for that could be one of two things. The first being that despite The D-Man’s rather sad and pathetic talent for remembering a multitude of meaningless info about celebrities, he can’t always remember every one of the one hundred thousand images that have crossed his desk and been placed in the BoB archive since 1996. He can’t expect his hired minions to either. The second reason for repeats is actually a beneficial one to BoB members which is the fact that D likes to put up the best versions of an image whenever possible. So if you think you’ve seen an image before, good chance it’s an upgraded version, and to serious collectors, this matters.
Here’s a little supermodel who was been featured here a number of times way back when this site was actually good. She now may be best known for playing Helen in that little independent film called “Troy”. It’d be hard to cast an actress to play “the face that launched a thousand ship” and so it’s a bit ironic that Diane came out of the crop of fashion models back when plain Janes were all the rage. ... (29) view story »
She’s an Italian model and actress who comes from Italy and any betting fool at this point would wager money that she also speaks Italian. ... (6) view story »
Just because it’s March doesn’t mean that we can’t review a cheesy nudie calendar. The aging process just adds to that strong aroma of fromage. In fact, this calendar just reeks of it. If it’s meant to be ironic, then we just love to eat it up and laugh at the lovely ridiculousness. If it’s meant to be a serious artistic endeavor of erotica, then we laugh even harder. Oh, the comedy. For those who do get off on this cliché style, then ignore us and just enjoy. ... (12) view story »
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple. ... (24) view story »
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly. ... (36) view story »
Best headline of the week from those whacky tabloid people has got to be “She’s got no Crows on!” However, Asians with weak English skills are outraged. One story about these paparazzi photos catching Sheryl Crow in the buff was focused on how good of shape she was in for a middle aged woman... but what about the music? It’s about the muuusic man. What happened to it being about the music? There’s no music here. Just the work of the dastardly paparazzi. Sharon Stone and Italy’s Alessia Merz also get nabbed trying to have some naked alone time – oh, the nerve of these celebrities sometimes. ... (24) view story »
German born actress (and daughter to Italian actress Ornella Muti) who is seen here in a little pictorial involving a hand held contraption designed to end the lives of millions of poor and unsuspecting beer cans in trailer parks across the land... ... (9) view story »
Actress who appears to be beautiful enough to be a model… and funny enough, she is. Tully even played a model in both 1995’s “The Brady Bunch Movie” and in an episode of “Sex and the City” so with that kind of filmography, her acting skills may not be as strong as her looks… but who knows. ... (4) view story »
Spanish born actress and model who may very well be more famous for her brief appearances on various celebrity based websites than from her very short list of movie roles. ... (4) view story »
Height in a female can often lead to two professions, volleyball and modeling. Summer went from high school volleyball player to an Elite model to a 2001 bunnymate of the 30 day variety. This collection of photos has been seen here before but not at this high of a quality, so… ... (9) view story »
Take a young willowy blonde model and place her in a sunlight room with lace curtains, ballerina shoes, a flower filled vase, a soft and comfy bed and of course, a little white kitty cat and you have the following cliché titled and derivative photo editorial... yet, we feature it. That may be due to our love of making fun of stuff... in that hard hitting news looking for the truth kind of way. ... (5) view story »
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple. ... (20) view story »
Strategizers in the celebrity photography industry have strategized a very strategic form of shooting known as the strategic nude. The strategy behind this concept is to give the impression that a celebrity is photographed in the nude so has to get everyone’s attention. This stratagem is spread further by celebrity drivel news shows announcing that Sally Celebrity is in some “hot new hot NUDE photos that are so hot that even hot finds it too hot to handle, which means that must be really hot”. Then poor John Fan finds out that some stupid piece of cloth or damn limb has been “strategically” placed in front of Sally’s fun bits. Magazine sold. Fan sad. Strategists then sign Amy Actress to pose for the next super hot nude layout which will be so hot that when asked if it is hot, the answer will be, “Yes sir, it IS hot.” ... (20) view story »
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself. ... (20) view story »
It really would be silly and downright offensive if a story promoting the wonders of the naked body actually had photos showing real nudity. What kind of message would we be sending to the kids? A less confusing message than what these actresses are sending is what. ... (17) view story »
She’s a well known (not that you’re stupid for not knowing) British model who is currently dating George Clooney which appears to be his longest running relationship to date. ... (15) view story »
She’s an international 15-minute-o-famer by being a finalist on Italy’s Big Brother (but is actually Welsh-born) and like many other ex-reality TV stars, she went and posed nude... ... (8) view story »
Another contestant from a European version Big Brother baring something to the world… all apologies for furthering the exposure of famous non-stars… but we can’t seem to stop ourselves. ... (9) view story »
German actress seen here in a higher quality version of a cool little black and white photo set. Plus a few images of her nude appearance in the series “Lexx” ... (14) view story »
Strategizers in the celebrity photography industry have strategized a very strategic form of shooting known as the strategic nude. The strategy behind this concept is to give the impression that a celebrity is photographed in the nude so has to get everyone’s attention. This stratagem is spread further by celebrity drivel news shows announcing that Sally Celebrity is in some “hot new hot NUDE photos that are so hot that even hot finds it too hot to handle, which means that must be really hot”. Then poor John Fan finds out that some stupid piece of cloth or damn limb has been “strategically” placed in front of Sally’s fun bits. Magazine sold. Fan sad. Strategists then sign Amy Actress to pose for the next super hot nude layout which will be so hot that when asked if it is hot, the answer will be, “Yes sir, it IS hot.” ... (32) view story »
A collection of evidence that is sure to send us all to hell for - even in the most minute way - for encouraging this intruding behavior practiced by the prying photographers known to the world as the paparazzi who are teaching those selfish celebrities a good lesson for wanting a bit of privacy when they have their knickers down. ... (16) view story »
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself. Some may appear to repeats, but in fact, are bigger and better scans and who doesn't like better? The better-haters, that's who. ... (13) view story »
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