This week’s famous fannies belong to Adabel Guerrero, Adele Stephens, Adriana Lima, Ana Alvarez, Angela Breit, Anna Kanakis, Aryane Steinkopf, Belen Francese, Bia Oliveira, Bregje Heinen, Cinthia Fernandez, Claudia Ciardone, Claudia Fernandez, Daniela Degraux, Erin Normoyle, Estefania Bacca, Florencia Tesouro, Heather Shanholtz, Jessica Cirio, Juju Vargas, Juliana Lopes-II, Juliana Lopes, Katrina Law, Lacey Jones, Laetitia Casta, Lola Bezerra, Mariana Antoniale, Mariana Diarco, Maria Menounos, Martina Garcia, Marysja Gorobetz, Mena Suvari, Michelle Marsh, Michelle Poligamia, Natasha Yi, Nicole Neumann, Nina Agdal, Nubia Oliiver, Olesia Gazieva, Pamela David, Patricia Fishman, Pia Zadora, Rihanna , Sarah Scotford, Suelyn Medeiros, Tamara Alves, Tatiana Gerasimova, Vanesa Carbone, Victoria Moore, Victoria Vanucci, and Zafira.

Alejandra Grepi, Amy Landecker, Cassie Keller, Clemence Poesy, Clementine Poidatz, Elina Madison, Emmy Rossum, Holly Hunter, Juliette Binoche, Jutta Speidel, Kristin Scott-Thomas, Laura Wiggins, Lauren Hutton, Makoto Togashi, Maria Popistasu, Maria Protopappa, Maribel Verdu, Molly Price, Paula Garces, Romola Garai, Rooney Mara, and Toni Basil... yes, the chick who sang Mickey.

Argentina’s Erika Mitdank, Germany’s Micaela Schaefer, Mexico’s Virginia Balcazar, Canada’s Rachelle Wilde, Italy’s Elenoire Casalegno, and Internet’s Marketa Belonoha.

To say we have a soft spot for Vikki Blows makes us second guess the accuracy of the term of having a “soft” spot for a babe like Vikki. Her 2012 calendar is consistent in style and look with a few trite themes for some of the months such as the stars and stripes for July and of course the oh-so cliché March theme of chicks with antlers and anti-Christ crotch symbols. The calendar even doubles as an actual functioning calendar with dates and days of the week and everything making it revolutionary in the world of 21st century pinup calendars. Oh, and it has Vikki’s new boobs.

The orange hues contrasted by white bikini shaped tan lines over body curves both natural and manufactured combines to form the very distinctive look of the modern Brazilian babe model. If actress and model Viviane Araujo isn’t one of these Brazilian babe models, then I have to completely rethink my stereotyping skills.

Abigail Clancy, Alice Vial, Anais Pouliot, Andrea Rincon, Anna Selezneva, Arielle Dombasle, Astrid Veillon, Bar Refaeli, Bethany Dempsey, Brooklyn Decker, Codie Young, Cristy Mendivil, Crystal Renn, Dagmara Raczynska, Daniella Sarahyba, Dree Hemingway, Elsa Zylberstein, Eniko Mihalik, Erin Wasson, Fabienne F, Florence Thomassin, Genevieve Morton, Hilary Rhoda, Isabel Neumair, Jeanne Balibar, Jessica Gomes, Juju Ivanyuk, Julia Hafstrom, Julie Henderson, Karina Lombard, Karole Rocher, Katarina Ivanovska, Kate Upton, Kelly Brook, Leah Francis, Leeann Tweeden, Linnea Regnander, Lucy Collett, Maria Fernanda-Callejon, Maria Menounos, Marilyn Monroe, Mathilda May, Melinda Rader, Melissa Satta, Mellisa Clarke, Ming Xi, Natacha Jaitt, Nicole “Coco” Austin , Olivia Munn, Rhian Sugden, Rihanna , Sammy Jane, Sarah Brandner, Sara Tommasi, Susan Slaughter, Tiiu Kuik, Ulorin Vex, Various , Whitney Port, Yvonne Strahovski, and Zoe Duchesne.

For why-the-eff-not sake’s, let’s compare Rosie Jones’ new 2012 calendar to her equally Rosilicious 2009 calendar. After 3 years, it appears nothing has been lost. In fact, if anything, something has been gained. What are we talking about? You know that inexplicable thing woman gain with age that’s so great that it baffles many people as to why we devote our attention to the youth who don’t yet have that thing? Oh wait, we’re reviewing calendars here aren’t we? So as far calendars go, they tend to go obsolete after 12 months but if they’re filled with pretty pictures of pretty girls and no dates, they can last forever.

This would be the 12 month’s worth of Holly Peers 2012 Calendar with that glossy pinup feel as opposed to the grittier 2012 calendar with three-quarters less Holly-ness we saw earlier. It’s “prettier” and I imagine if it had a scent it would smell like bubblegum and sun tan lotion. I apologize that this site does not have smell-o-vision technology, yet, so sit down and get your nose off your monitor.

Rihanna lounges on a surfboard in a thong, Adriana Lima gets in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret, Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti continue their thong clad holiday in Miami, while the following also show extra skin in public... Alizee Andrea Rincon, Arianny Celeste, Danielle Lloyd, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Gregoraci, Elsa Pataky, Erin Wasson, Fiammetta Cicogna, Francesca Frigo, Johanna Pombo, Judy Morris, Julieta Prandi, Lilly Kerssenberg, Louise Nurding, Lucia Jimenez, Melissa Satta, Miley Cyrus, and Valeria DeGenaro.

Spartacus is back with more nudity featuring Lucy Lawless, Katrina Law, and Viva Bianca while these other actresses also get naked in their respective movie or televisions gigs: Ariadna Cabrol, Bai Ling, Camila Velazco, Elizabeth Berkley, Eva Grimaldi, Hana Selimovic, Jayden Cole, Joan Severance, Karme Malaga, Kate Winslet, Laura Wiggins, Leela Savasta, Lucia Jimenez, Mary-Louise Parker, Natasha Gregson-Wagner, Rosanna Arquette, Sarah Paulson, Sumonta Muangtha, and Sylvia Hoeks.

Brinke Stevens (Actress defined as a “Scream Queen” because most of her 100 films were of the horror/sci-fi/fantasy genre and because it was the 70s and 80s it meant if you were the hot chick in this genre of movie meant you had to be naked.) Carol Vieira (Brazilian ballerina who participation in that country’s version of Big Brother which means she is now contractually obligated to pose naked.) Courtney Love (Musician slash brief actress slash fulltime nutcase who doesn’t realize that it’s the hot groupies in the front row who are supposed to flash their tits at a concert.) Riley Jensen (Internet model whose racy modeling career is a Google search away but now likes to pose like Google doesn’t exist.) Rose McGowan (Actress who may be known more for showing up at the 1998 MTV Video Awards pretty much naked with Marilyn Manson than for any of her movies.) Triana Iglesias (Glamour model which means a model who is daring enough to pose nude 99% of the time but “classy” enough to never do porn. In other words, the opposite of Kim Kardashian.)

Here’s a mid-week rearview featuring fannies of the famous and semi-famous including... Alana Blanchard, Aryane Steinkopf, Bar Refaeli, Behati Prinsloo, Bia Oliveira, Cameron Diaz, Candice Swanepoel, Carol Vieira, Cida Motta, Cintia Dicker, Courteney Cox, Deanna Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Elisa Sednaoui, Emily DiDonato, Evangelina Anderson, Georgia Fowler, Hannah Teter, Irina Shayk, Isabeli Fontana, Isabel Stasiak, Janaina Ziemer, Jessica Hart, Joanna Krupa, Josi Campos, Katarina Ivanovska, Kate Upton, Kati Zana, Katrina Bowden, Leah Francis, Leah Hibbert, Lisa Morales, Lucy Collett, Lu Meirelles, Magdalena Frackowiak, Marloes Horst, Michelle Martins, Monyca Byrne-Wickey, Nicole Neumann, Paty Munoz, Riley Jensen, Rose McGowan, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sara Tommasi, Silvina Escudero, Simoni Rodrigues, Solange Gomez, Thais Mishima, Valeria Menezes, Vanessa Breuer, Victoria Lee, Victoria Moore, and Victoria Vanucci.

Alix Schmidt, Amanda Pays, Angela Aames, Angelina Jolie, Anna Jimskaia, Blanca Suarez, Brigitte Lahaie, Carla Hidalgo, Carolyn Backhouse, Cheryl Leone, Chiara Mastroianni, Christa Theret, Clare Binney, Darcy Demoss, Edwige Fenech, Elizabeth Mitchell, Faye Dunaway, Flora Saggese, Halina Reijn, Hana Selimovic, Heather Gordon, Helen Slater, Ida-Marie Bakkerud, Jaime Pressly, Joana Rane, Jodie Foster, Juana Acosta, Julie Ferrier, Karine Vanasse, Kate Simses, Katie Groshong, Keri Russell, Kimberley Warnat, Kristin Talgoe, Laia Marull, Lake Bell, Laura Wiggins, Lauren Schneider, Lisa Smit, LivLisa Fries, Lucia Gailova, Ludivine Sagnier, Maja Ostaszewska, Mariel Hemingway, Megalyn Echikunwoke, Megumi Kagurazaka, Miou Miou, Miriam Mayet, Moya OConnell, Mylene Jampanoi, Natasha Giggs, Pamela Franklin, Patricia Velasquez, Penelope Cruz, Pollyanna McIntosh, Rachelle Lefevre, Robyn Adamson, Romina Mondello, Roxane Mesquida, Ruth Gabriel, Susan Scott, Sylvia Hoeks, Sylvia Kristel, Synnove Macody-Lund, Tania Raymonde, Veronica Lang, Victoria Abril, Wendy Hughes, Yngvild Grotmol, and Zhasmina Toskova.

Brazil’s Andressa Barros, Arianny Celeste with Chandella Powell, and Valeria Menezes, Canada’s Bianca Beauchamp, Hungary’s Krisztina Polgar, and Uk’s Lucy Collett.

Aida Yespica, Alanna Gilbert, Andrea Rincon, Annalise Braakensiek, Breana McDow, Camilla Hansen, Camille Rowe, Charlotte DiCalypso, Danielle Lloyd, Deiondra Sanders, Erin Heatherton, Evan-Rachel Wood, Heide Lindgren, Julia Stegner, Julieta Prandi, Karen Mulder, Kelly Andrews, Lara Bernasconi, Lauren Stoner, Leryn Franco, Lisa Seiffert, Magdalena Cielecka, Maria Lox, Michelle Martins, Nadja Auermann, Olivia Munn, Ollie Henderson, Paz DeLa-Huerta, Poni Silver, Rocio Gancedo, Romina Ricci, Shana Zadrick, Valentina , Vanessa Milde, Yasmin Brunet, and Zuzana Gregorova.

Andrea Rincon, Belen Francese, Brigitta Callens, Carla Ossa, Claudia Ciardone, Edita Vilkeviciute, Irina Shayk, Isabelle Huppert, Jimena Campisi, Julieta Gomez, Julieta Prandi, Karina Jelinek, Katrina Bowden, Kelly Andrews, Larissa Aguiar, Leah Francis, Liz Solari, Luana Sena, Lucy Collett, Luisa Lopilato, Mathilde Frachon, Michelle Martins, Monica Ayos, Rosana Ferreira, Sabrina Ravelli, Silvina Luna, Valentina , Valeria Archimo, Victoria Moore, and Ximena Capristo.

Along with the behind the scenes video of 2012’s Miss Bumbum Brazil Rosana Ferreira, we have stills from other backstage footage of photo shoots featuring Edelweiss, Jessica White, Jimena Fucks, Luciana Salazar, Nena Ristic, Sara Balint, Yolanda Jimenez, Yvette Lopez.

Australia’s Emily Scott (video here), England’s Kitty Lea, Norway’s Linni Meister, Brazil’s Luciana Coutinho, UK’s Lucy Collett, and South America’s Maira Rocha.

AnnaLynne McCord, Cecilia Chancellor, Claudia Fernandez, Claudia Galanti, Erin OConnor, Eugenia Gizeli, Eugenia Lemos, Jennifer-Nicole Lee, Joanna Krupa, Johanna Jonsson, Julianne Hough, Kelly Kelly, Lacey Banghard, Lady GaGa, Lauren Stoner, Leah Francis, LeAnn Rimes, Lily Aldridge, Marina Nazarova, Mellisa Clarke, Nadja Auermann, Olga Kobozina, Paula Varela, Romina Ricci, Rosana Ferreira, Tiah Eckhardt, Victoria Silvstedt, Yasmin Lebon, and Yvonne Strahovski.

Camila Morgado, Charlize Theron, Elena Anaya, Emmy Rossum, Faye Dunaway, Gwyneth Paltrow, Irene Holzfurtner, Irina Antoine, Jacinda Barrett, Kate Winslet, Kim Cattrall, Kim Delaney, Kirsten Varley, Madalina Mariescu, Maria Protopappa, Melissa George, Meredith Giangrande, Natalia Avelon, Rooney Mara, and Sonni Stommel.